(Rhett exclaims)
- No!
- It hasn't hit me.
Oh!
Stop!
(light electronic music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Now we have been told that this is one
of the smelliest Leaving Things In episodes.
Which is kind of surprising,
considering we left things in one of the most
aromatically enticing beverages ever, coffee.
- Right.
But maybe it's not that surprising,
'cause if you think about it, coffee breath.
I mean, it's hard to get rid of coffee breath.
- My boss when I was an engineer, it was like cannon, man.
- My boss had horrible breath too.
- And then he would come over my cubicle like this
and speak to me in the morning
and it was just like (grunting).
- I had to time my breaths with my boss
so that I would breathe in when he was breathing in
and then breathe out as he was talking.
- Okay, well, good technique.
- Which meant I couldn't talk to him,
'cause I was out of breath when he was done talking.
- Yeah, that's quite a predicament.
Okay, now with that stinky warning in mind,
let us now head to the shelf that we leave things on
which we call, The Shelf That We Leave Things On.
- We've done Coke, bleach, air, Guinness,
salt, pool water, nail polish remover,
mouthwash, champagne, Shamrock Shakes, Irish whiskey,
a '93 Infiniti G20, margaritas, dirt, wine,
glow sticks, citric acid, Red Bull, eggs, and Febreze.
But today, we're taking a little coffee break,
it's time for, Left On A Shelf, Coffee Edition.
- All right, we're gonna guess what happened
to things we left in coffee for not one, but two months.
- Dang.
- If we get three or more right,
we get our very own official GMM travel mug.
Look at that thing.
- Good Mythical Morning.
It's cylindrical, it fits in your freaking cup holder
in your car.
And look at that--
- Keeps things cold, keeps things hot.
- It's empty.
It comes empty, you can put lots of coffee in there.
You can smack this thing down.
It's stylish, functional, and a fresh new form factor
if you ask me.
(woman screams)
First up, we left a baseball in coffee for two months,
and our options are,
after two months did the baseball
A, grow a circular layer of mold,
like Dame Judi Dench's forgotten Nuvar--
- NuvaRing. (laughs)
- Nuvar ing.
- It's like a birth control device
that you leave in your--
- In your Judi Dench.
- Yeah, right.
- Got it.
- And if you forget about it, it grows mold, I guess.
- Or B, get lopsided like an account
of Prince Andrew's whereabouts.
- Wow, we're going after the Brits today.
(Link laughs)
- Get lopsided--
- Have you ever opened up a baseball?
I mean, as a child, I did.
- All right, changing episode,
title, thumbnail, Rhett and Link dissect a baseball
and forget what they're actually up to.
- Do we even have a--
- [Link] A knife?
- Something sharp.
- [Link] They took the knife out of mine.
- Good, good, thank you for taking the knife out of his.
- I think it grows mold,
because there's leather and stuff will grow on leather.
Are you gonna disagree?
I know you're cutting.
- [Rhett] I'm just trying to see,
'cause I don't think there's anything
that can make this lopsided.
- I mean, here's quite a knife,
you wanna use this one?
- Nope.
Oh, come on, dude.
- Right in there?
You wanna do it together romantically?
So, I'm going for mold, Rh ett's not saying
what he thinks it is.
Are you agreeing?
You need see to be able--
- There's just some rubberized--
There's like a rubber core.
Yeah, clearly it's mold.
- Okay, we're going with A, Judi Dench.
Open this puppy up.
First of all, let's--
(Link exclaims)
- What?
- I didn't expect this one to stink.
- How did the baseball?
- I knew something was gonna stink.
- Is the baseball made out of people or something?
- Oh my gosh.
That on top is a whole--
That's mold right there.
Let's get a little scrapping action.
- I think maybe that mold may have been all the way--
That mold was a perfect circle
and when we sloshed it around, it broke off.
So the part of the baseball that was floating
above the surface--
- You smell it now?
Yeah.
All right, so we were right and we're sorry about it.
(woman screams)
- Okay, we left cat food and a potato in coffee
for two months.
After two months which one got that stink
like a show on Quibee? (laughs)
- Ouch.
- Wow, come on, guys.
- The cat food or the potato.
- You can turn it and it changes.
It goes vertical.
I feel very confident that it's the potato.
- Long term.
'Cause I mean, right now--
Well, that smells worse than a potato.
- Right.
- But add two months in some coffee.
I mean, it made a baseball stink to high heaven.
- I feel like the cat food
is already processed and it's gone through something.
- Yep, I agree.
I agree that it is the potato.
- So let's open up the cat food first.
- Let's reveal both.
Oh my goodness.
They're both shades of brown.
- Now we know that they're both gonna stink,
because the baseball stank.
- I'm gonna get rid of this stank.
Can you take that away so it doesn't mess with our--
- I have to believe that the baseball's gonna be worse.
- Waft it, man.
You're a scientist.
- It's bad, but it's not the worst thing
I've ever smelled.
It's bad.
- You know, the baseball had a high smell,
and this has a low smell.
- Those are scientific terms.
- This smells like what I thought
the baseball would smell like,
like a saddle.
- Now, I will open the potato.
- Like a nasty saddle.
All right, this has to be worse.
We have to be--
Oh my gosh, I saw smoke come out of it.
(Rhett exclaims)
- No!
- It hasn't hit me.
Oh!
Stop!
It smells like baby diarrhea.
Like, it literally smells
like one of those nasty little babies
having a nasty little poop.
- That's the worst thing I've ever smelled on this--
Well, it's not worse than Surstromming,
but that is--
Whoa!
- Oh my gosh, I will never eat a potato again.
- I was wafting it so hard at your face.
- Until lunch when I get some fries.
(woman screams)
Somebody chewed up a whole wad of Orbitz gum
and then soaked it in coffee for two months.
After those two months did the gum,
A, fall apart like approximately 50%
of all marriages in the US.
Or B, stay together like homeschooled kids
on a trip to the big city.
(Rhett chuckles)
Nobody wins with these options.
Homeschooled kids huddled on a street corner,
yay, yay, yay, yay.
- Have you ever chewed gum and had coffee at the same time?
- What's wrong with that one?
That one's got something--
- You just spit in my face.
- It's vinegar.
- What are you talking about?
- There's something wrong with the--
- [Rhett] With what?
- There's something wrong with the egg.
- I don't acknowledge this,
is what I'm trying to get at. (laughs)
I thought the whole bit was I don't acknowledge it.
- Okay, so what--
- So I've never chewed gum and drank coffee
at the same time,
and that feels like something that I wouldn't
even think about.
Coffee is acidic, and this is probably gonna get broken down
over the course of two months.
And so I think that
it fell apart. - Fall apart.
- Fell apart, the acid got to it.
A, we're going with A.
- We have to agree.
- Oh, but you acted like you were agreeing it.
- I'm a bit torn, but I don't really know.
- Agreeing it.
- We say it dissipates, A.
- [Rhett] Oh, it sure did.
- Look at that.
- But maybe--
- It looks like popcorn.
- Taste it.
Maybe it made it smell better 'cause of all the mint.
- Oh.
It smells horrible, just kidding.
- Oh.
- Smells good. - Minty.
- Pull that out.
- Oh, God, ew, marriage. (laughs)
- But now, who's the one who chewed this,
Caitlin, was this you?
You chewed this gum?
Lucas chewed the gum?
- He's not here you can't say anything about him.
- He's not here.
He's probably somewhere just still chewing gum.
All right, we were right.
(woman screams)
- Okay, we got a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel from Dunkin'
and then we've got the TGI Friday's slider.
- [Link] That's a sad looking slider.
- [Rhett] Well, taste it and find out.
- I smelled it and learned enough.
- After two months, which one doubled in size
like eyebrows after 2007.
Whoa, remember that?
- Yeah, that was a long descent of puny-brow,
as we called it.
- I would say they more than doubled.
I remember my wife in the early 2000s.
It was like, do you still have eyebrows?
- I'm glad that's gone.
You liked it.
- The funny thing is, is I did at the time.
I fall for the trend stuff all the time, every time.
I feel like the slider has much more potential
to get bigger because it's smaller already.
- Only one got bigger.
- [Rhett] And this bagel is stout.
- [Link] Impervious, yeah.
It's gotta be the slider.
- It's gotta be the little bagel.
- It's gotta be the slider.
- The little slider.
- So let's just go with the slider.
Open the slider, see if we're right.
Yes! - Oh, that one's a big daddy.
- Oh no!
Look at how much bigger--
We should've known that with more bread,
you got more expansion.
- Well, they both got big,
but that one got a lot bigger.
Do we have to open this?
- We really don't know until we open it.
I'm glad it's over there.
- Oh my gosh.
Oh, I broke the seal.
- [Link] This has got to stink.
- It's odd.
- Odd?
- Odd.
- Odd? - Odd smelling.
- It's odd?
- Do you want it?
- Yeah.
You want money, is that what you said?
Yeah, I want money.
- [Rhett] It's definitely bigger, but I'm gonna--
I broke it. - It's disintegrated.
Oh, this one had a fizz coming off it.
- [Rhett] Oh gosh, that's a big bagel.
(Rhett exclaims)
(Link exclaims)
- It's rancid.
- It made my chest hurt.
- The type of bacteria, it's very poop-ish.
Oh my gosh.
I don't wanna--
I'm gonna spare you guys,
I'm not gonna take that out of the jar.
(woman screams)
And now we come to the powdered, cream-filled Dunkin' Donut.
Our options are, after two months did the donut,
A, secrete its cream
like a bunch of prepubescent teenage boys
at a Bar Mitzvah party.
- Bat Mitzvah.
- Oh.
- That's why they would be--
- Oh, yeah, why'd they'd be, yeah--
- Secreting.
- I don't know, I don't wanna know.
- 'Cause the Bat is for the girls.
Bar is for the boys.
- Oh, Bat Mitzvah. - yeah.
- Or B, keep its cream inside
like a cow playing hard to get.
(crew laughs)
(Rhett sighs)
- You think the cream got out of this donut?
- Why would it get out?
- Why would it stay in?
- I don't know why the cream would come out.
- Well, because the donut is gonna disintegrate.
- Okay, it's gonna get real big.
- That cream wants to come out.
Cream wants to come out.
- But then it's going to--
Will we even be able to tell,
because it's gonna be so much
breading donut stuff everywhere.
It's gonna be just like--
- Well, it's not as big as a bagel.
- An explosion.
- Oh, that smells good.
I wanna eat that. - I know.
That's tempting, isn't it?
- Even with this nasty glove I got on,
I still wanna touch it--
Eat it.
- [Link] And look, there's even a whole bunch of cream
on the bottom.
- Oh, you found the cream bottom.
Look at that.
You know that cream came out.
- So we are saying, A.
I'ma go with you, you've been right most of the time.
Secrete its cream.
Let's find out.
- [Rhett] Oh yeah, turn it around.
- Look how different it is,
it's so brown and then--
Now this thing might not stink.
It'll stink.
- Why would it not stink?
- I don't know.
'Cause I'm afraid, Rhett.
Ha.
It doesn't stink.
- You know what, 'cause maybe it's just bread
and has no meat in it.
What about a baseball?
Maybe a baseball's got meat in it.
- Now let's pull this thing out
and see if we can see where the cream is.
- Well, you're gonna disintegrate it
in that process.
The cream basically jumped completely out of the donut
and nestled itself next to it.
- Yeah, it did.
See, look.
There's the donut, and all I'm left with
is a good time.
- It's funny how the cream just exited the donut
and nestled next to it.
It's like, I don't wanna leave,
I don't wanna disseminate throughout
this entire coffee glass.
That's what they call that, right?
- Coffee glass, yeah.
- I just wanna come out of the donut and just look around.
- Well, you know what, we were that close
to a queen sweep, but we missed one.
But we still get to own the brand new
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- We also left Link's glasses in coffee for two months.
- Oh, so that's where those have been.
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- Sorry we caught you in the middle of something.
(Rhett and Link laugh)
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