Listen up, we are not freestyling here!
We do these words and only these words!
It's just my grandparents are flying in and I thought--
Ssh, you're too weak to speak.
[laughing]
Sergeant Gutierrez.
- It's about your line. - You want to expand it?
I'm cutting it.
[laughing]
Cut my only line, will she?
Forget Santa Anna, I'll be the real villain!
She thinks she's so smart with her rhymes,
let's see if she can rhyme "sabotage".
[laughing maniacally]
- Camouflage, entourage... - Just shut up, Julian!
[laughing]
What do you think, Mr. Finn?
[laughing]
OK, so charcoal, no.
[laughing]
There's only one left, cayenne pepper.
Oh, I love a little kick!
Mmm, that's good, that's the one.
- We found it! - Yes!
Mmm, mmm, wow, you guys didn't skimp on this spice, huh?
It's a... It's sort of building like a... lovely...
I'm on fire!
- I'm on fire, water, I need water! - We don't have any!
[screaming]
- But Mr. Finn, that's turtle water! - I don't care!
[laughing]
[water splashing]
[gasping]
[water splashing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Maybe dial the spice back... just a hair?
[laughing]
[music playing]
Super old guacamole here!
Taste the bloodiest battle in Texas history!
[laughing]
Hello, producer and fabulous new dress coming through!
Who am I wearing?
It's a designer by the name of Gucci.
And yes, I am pronouncing that correctly.
[laughing]
Oh!
[laughing]
Clark, are you taking some guacamole back to the cast?
Um... yes, that makes sense.
I'm doing that, what you said... that's all, bye now.
[laughing]
♪ It looks like the end of our fight ♪
♪ Time to go towards the bright light ♪
Cough, cough!
♪ We did our best, Davey ♪
♪ And if we're lucky Maybe this date will go on ♪
♪ And a new Texas will be born ♪
♪ Oh, now you understand The master plan ♪
♪ Get the other hand as fast as you can ♪
♪ No trickery, just victory For Generalissimo Santa Anna ♪
♪ Courage, that's the key If you're ever gonna be ♪
♪ What you wanna be Courage, courage ♪
♪ We both knew we'd die in this place ♪
♪ But dying is easy When I see in your face ♪
♪ Courage, courage ♪
Wait... I don't want this to be over.
Being with you has been the most amazing time of my life.
- Is he freestyling? - I told you it was cursed.
What are you doing?
[laughing]
There's something I need to say.
Something that's deep in my heart and has to come out.
- I-- - Fire!
[canon firing]
[laughing]
- Oh! - Oh!
Look out, he's got guacamole!
[canon firing]
[laughing]
This is my death scene, show some respect!
[laughing]
Let's finish this!
[laughing]
The Alamo defenders need ammunition!
I just wanted to make a play that everyone would remember!
Nobody's gonna forget this.
You know what? You're right.
Mission accomplished.
[splattering]
[laughing]
Oh, it's on.
Remember the rock, Alamo!