- These are good! These are real good!
- Ah, it almost touched me! - I feel like Captain Jack Sparrow
but with a cat. - Look at him. You eat a apple.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, you'll be going through another "try not
to touch" challenge. - Oh, crap!
- I'm not touching you! - No touchy! No touchy!
- You guys always bring either cute animals
or interesting animals that I don't know when
I'm gonna get to pet next, so I don't know, man.
It's a tough one. - (FBE) So, we'll be putting
multiple things in front of you, which you cannot touch
or physically interact with in any way.
If you do touch something, you will have a punishment
at the end. - Noo! I don't like the punishments.
That's the only thing. - I wanna win, but I'm also like,
you guys make some really funny punishments.
- (FBE) First up, we've got some zen magnets.
- Zen magnets? Ooh! What--
you almost threw it into my hand. That was cheating.
- (FBE) So, first up, we've got some zen magnets.
- Sorry. You scared the [bleep] out of me.
That was so fast! (chuckles) - Wait does this count?
This doesn't count. No way. What?! Wait!
I thought you were talking about
what's on the inside. - Dude, it's everything.
(giggles) (buzzer)
- I love these things so much. I think maybe two months ago,
I finally got one to be a perfect cube,
and I felt so satisfied as a person. So, the fact that I can't
touch this right now really makes me upset.
- I would like to touch it, but I don't need to touch it.
- I don't think I have a firm grasp on what it is.
Right now, I can just assume it's something that I'd buy at Staples.
- (laughs) - And I don't care about Staples.
- Are they connected? Is it a string?
- Do I wanna go out on the first round?
- So many questions that I could just answer
with one touch. But I won't.
- You know what? I'll do it for us, though.
(laughs) - Yes!
- Whoa! Not what I was thinking. I thought it was a necklace.
- (gasps) Okay. - But it kind of is like a necklace!
Whoa! - I have to.
- Whoa! These are actually really sick.
Look at this! This is so fun!
- Yeah, no regrets. Zero. (buzzer)
- Almost not touching it is a punishment in a way,
but then if you touch it, there is a punishment.
So, either way, we lose. - Exactly! There's no winning
in this even if you do win. - Yeah.
- (FBE) Here we have this fun and funky pillow
that you can write and/or draw on.
- These are good! These are real good!
- Ah, it almost touched me!
- Okay, see now-- - OH! (laughs) That was awesome.
Ahhh! Ah, peer pressure! - Woo!
- I'm writing a secret message, and you guys will be able
to see it soon.
- (FBE) Interesting. I'm trying to decode it.
- (laughs) Yeah, I know. There's only one person in the world
that can get it. (buzzer)
- I come across these at the store often
and never have I thought about buying them,
but every time I walk by them, I do run my hand over them.
- Oh, this already has a hand mark on it a little bit,
and the OCD in me wants to just fix it.
- To watch somebody do it and then to not fix it back
the way it's supposed to be to get that same
satisfaction afterwards, that bothers me more than anything.
- (FBE) I was gonna say, Micah do you wanna go
mess it up for both of them, so they have to--
- No, you-- - Stop!
- (laughs) That's so mean.
- Oh, no! You didn't-- no pattern!
Like, just-- - Why you do that, man?!
- (giggles) - Ugh, ew!
- Oh, thank you. That actually helped. - Oh, that's real good. Oh.
- That was nice. Okay. - How you feeling?
- I'm sitting on my hands. - (laughs)
- They are numb. - (FBE) So next up,
we have a piece of cheesecake. Now, if you decide to touch this one,
you can eat it.
- Do you see that graham cracker crust?
That looks moist and delicious. - I'm lactose intolerant.
I still eat dairy, but you know what? - Absolutely. I had yogurt
before I came in here, but I'm not a fan
of cheesecake, to be honest. - I love cheesecake. (laughs)
- Yeah, I love cheesecake too. - I'm literally so hungry too,
so I don't even care.
Oh my god, I love cheesecake. (buzzer)
- Well, I love a cheesecake, but I'm vegan, so...
- (laughs) - Enjoy.
- (FBE) That actually does count. - Oh, you touched it! Ah!
- WHAT?! - Oh my gosh.
- It's good? - It's really good.
(buzzer) - Doesn't it look
like queso fresco? Like, straight up,
it's just queso fresco. - It just looks like a giant--
I just lost! - Alberto.
- I did that on acc-- - Alberto!
(buzzer) - It's just sliced so perfectly.
And look at the consistency.
- It's so pretty! - It's so beautiful!
It's so gorgeous. Goodbye, beautiful.
I'll miss you. - ♪ In the arms of the angel ♪
- (FBE) Next, we're going to literally give you $5.
- (both laugh) - You [bleep] kidding?!
(laughs) Yeah, that's gone. (buzzer)
- Can you Venmo me this? - You know...
- If I don't touch it, do I get it electronically?
- (FBE) No. - I know we're close to winning,
so we might as well just go all the way.
- All right. [Bleep] it. I'll take this.
- I feel like it's against my morals not to take money
when it's front of you. So... - I gotta eat lunch.
(buzzer) - Well, this is gas money.
I'm taking this. I don't care what anyone says.
$5 is $5. - I have $1 in my pocket.
And if I were to grab this $5, I would have six.
- That's enough for a happy meal. Not much, but...
- Yeah, I'll take it too. - Eeee!
(buzzer) - I can buy another cheesecake
with that money. - Oh, that's a great idea!
- (both laugh) - (FBE) Well, next up,
we've got some...
kittens!
- (whimpers) Babies. - You are so cute!
- Ahhh! Aww! - Oh! Hi, babies!
Hi, kitties! (buzzer)
- Yeah, I don't know. Wait! What if it touches me?
Does that count? - (chuckles)
- 'Cause then I'm-- ah, there you go.
See? They're running away, so they did the job for us.
- Oh my goodness. Babies. - (sing-song) You guys are the worst.
- Aww. - I'm not gonna not touch
these sweet angels' faces. - I mean--
- Look at their bow ties! - I feel like they would hate me
if I don't touch them. - Exactly! It feels wrong
to neglect them. Hi! - I feel like a pirate.
- (laughs) We're connecting. - We're having very very different
experiences right now. (buzzer)
- Unfortunately, I'm gonna resist. (chuckles) And he's resisting too.
- You're such a beautiful kitty. No, don't come here! No!
I love you. - It's a set up!
- I love you. I'm so sorry.
- Oh my gosh! I feel like Captain Jack Sparrow
but with a cat. - I don't wanna let him go.
I truly don't. - I don't think he wants
to get off of me. - (FBE) You guys ready
for the final thing? - God, if this isn't the final thing,
I don't know. - (FBE) The grand finale,
we have Sid. He is... - A hamster.
- (FBE) ...a sloth. - (gasps)
- No! - Oh! I've never seen
one of these in my entire life!
- Oh my gosh! You look so cute!
- This is an actual sloth! - That thing looks weird.
- It's so big! - Bro, it low-key looks
like an alien with Captain Hook arms.
- This isn't real. - I've filmed with a lot
of animals, but this is the most mystical.
- This is amazing. In my mind, sloths aren't actually real.
- I'm just like, I just wanna hold ya. (groans)
- His claws are so cool! - I love how our nails
are just completely matching. - They're twinning right now.
- This was meant to be. - Did you guys plan on doing that?
- He's just chillin'. Oh my god. (gasps) He blinked.
- No! - Stop it. (gasps) Oh!
My dog likes zucchini too! - (both laugh)
- Look at him just eat the zucchini! - Even the way he eats is slow!
I thought it was a joke! I didn't know they were
actually this slow. - (softly) Oh my goodness.
Look at him! You eat a apple.
(laughs)
- (FBE) All right, do you guys wanna go give him a pet?
- Yes! So, just on his back? - (FBE) Yeah.
- (woman) Yeah, just really lightly on the back.
- Okay. - (FBE) Well, you guys are both
winners at this point, so do you wanna give him a touch,
a little pet? Or are you guys
gonna go for the victory?
- I feel like this is my only chance to ever
pet a sloth. I feel bad laying my unworthy hands
on such a majestic creature. - Baby! Hi, baby!
- Oh, you guys just made eye contact. You guys just had a moment.
This guy would be a perfect DMV worker.
- Mm-hmm. - Zootopia nailed it.
(buzzer)
- That's the opposite of how we ate our cheesecake.
- Oh my god. (gasps) Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We're touching the sloth, Eric! - He's way more soft
than I would've expected. - Oh my god!
- I was thinking bristly. - I wanna be its best friend.
Wow, forever, I'm gonna be able to say I touched a sloth,
and that's wild. (buzzer)
- I'm gonna watch Brandon do it first, and if he doesn't die,
maybe I'll do it. - Hi, my friend.
(whispers) Hello. - That is the greatest thing
in the world. - I don't know why I expected
their fur to be rough. It's totally not.
It just feels like human hair, actually.
- Whoa! - Hello.
- It does feel like they have a really long wig on.
(buzzer) - I'm overwhelmed.
- We met a [bleep] sloth. - I feel like
I just met Britney Spears. - I am weirdly starstruck!
- (laughs) - (FBE) So, Chelsea, Dionte,
you have both won. You are safe from our punishment.
You will not have to old our collection of worms.
- Aww. - Oh, bless!
I am so glad. Oh my god. I would've cried.
I probably would've freaked out and cried.
I'm so glad I stayed strong, and I did not do it.
- (FBE) All right. Well, you both lost.
- No, we won. - (FBE) You will have
to suffer a punishment, which is...
- Give it to me. - I don't like that you used
the word suffer. - (gasps)
- Ahh! Ahh! - (laughs)
- OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Ohhh my god!
- NO! - They're moving!
They're moving! They're moving! - (Alberto) Nope, no.
- (Brandon) They're [bleep] moving. - (Alberto) No. All right.
I quit. This is where my last FBE shoot happens.
I'll see you guys later. - Okay, okay.
Mama didn't raise no bitch. Let's go.
- Mama did raise a bitch. I'm gonna be honest with you.
- Ahhh! (laughs) - Hmm! Really fast.
- (gags) - Stop it! You're not helping!
- (both laugh) - Bro, I knew we shouldn't
have touched that [bleep]. - I don't regret touching the sloth.
- Bro, I knew we shouldn't have-- - But right now, I regret
touching the sloth. - Should never frickin'--
we should always try to win on this channel! Always!
And we always lose! - (FBE) Go!
- I can't do it. I-- Ahh! Give me some!
Just give me some! Just give me some! Just give me some!
Ah, ah, ah!
Got it, got it, got it, got it! - Look, he's holding on to me.
(laughs) - God, I hate bugs,
and I've had to experience so many bugs here.
- (laughs) My hand feels dirty, but it kind of felt cool.
- Here we go. Here we go. Here we go!
- (screams) - Oh, it's gross!
IT'S GROSS! - Two, one!
(laughs) Yeah! Worm high five.
Oh! - "Worm high five."
- (laughs) - (screams)
- That was the worst experience of my life, and next challenge,
honey, I'm holding out strong. - (chuckles)
- Oh. Mm-mm. - I don't think this
deterred me that much. This is worth it.
- You're like, "I'm doing it again." - Yeah, exactly.
Do we still have cheesecake? (chuckles)
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