- (whispering) Hi. - (whispering) Hello.
- Welcome. - How did you find our shop?
Oh, yes. That's why we painted the door red.
- So you would find it. - Yes.
- We do lots of fun things here. - (bag crumpling)
- But first we need to eat a cheese puff. - (crunching)
I'm going to eat a cheese puff in your right ear.
- (loud crunching) - Do you like that?
Do you want one? You eat it.
- I know how much you love cheese puffs. - Oh, you don't want to eat it.
- You don't want to eat it today, okay. - Okay.
Now, I have some cotton swabs. I'm just gonna--
I'm just gonna put one of these in your right ear.
- Okay. - (metal sounds)
I'm gonna open the box next to your right ear.
A lot of people say that you shouldn't put these in your ears,
- (cardboard rustling) - but you're in our little shop.
- We think you should get the wax out. - In fact, it even says it on the back of
- the box. - Okay, I'm putting it in your ear.
- It says, "Do not enter the ear canal." - How does that feel?
- Here we go. - I'm touching your ear drum.
- I'm putting this in your right ear, too. - Oh yeah.
- Yes. - Wow, you've got lots of wax.
- That's a sign of intelligence. - Your right ear is very clean.
Nothing in your right ear, you should lead with that ear more often
because there's no impedance to you hearing things with it.
We also like to slurp Jello here 'cause it's very nutritious.
- Here. (slurping sound) - Okay.
- (laughs quietly) - Can I do that?
- (slurping continues) (laughing) - Would you like me to slurp some Jello
- in your right ear? - (laughing continues)
- (slurps loudly) - (laughs)
Now we-- (laughs) I can put some of this Jello in your
- ear hole. - I'm gonna clean out your ear now, too.
No, don't do that. Oh-- Oh that feels so good.
Does that feel a little wet 'cause I swear I put it in my mouth.
- (slurps loudly) - (Legos and plastic rustling)
- I'm gonna rustle some Legos. - (Legos and plastic rustle)
My buddy Link-- (laughs) Sh-- My buddy Link is gonna make a
little special gift for you with his Legos while I comb your hair 'cause it looks
- like you've been out in the wind. - (Legos rustle)
You need to stay out of the wind. You need to-- You need to keep windows
rolled up in your car 'cause your hair looks so-- I mean,
it is kinda cool, though. You look like Farra Faucet.
- (laughs) - I've got this right here for you.
- Oh goodness. - (paper rustling)
I'm gonna put this Lego up to your ear, and I'm gonna just tell you a little story
about the little Lego that went up to your right ear and said,
(in unison) Hey! I'm up here and I'm constructed.
- I have a fence. - We also have one little special thing
that we do with paper. We take a sheet of paper and we cut it
- to make two pieces of paper. - (cutting sound)
- I can do it right in your ear hole. - (paper cutting is louder)
Does that make you feel good? Look at that.
Now you can write twice as much to your friends.
- (slurps Jello) - (laughs)
- Thanks for coming to our little shop. - We'll send you the bill in the mail.
Yes. It'll come quietly.
- Your right ear.
[Captioned by Hayleigh: GMM Captioning Team]