Oh it's so big.
Oh hell.
Why would you ever do this to your little sister?
I mean this is not any better.
This bitch may be bleeding but this bitch is dead.
How Far is Tattoo Far
is the show that puts relationships
to the ultimate trust test
in a very permanent way, with blind tattoos.
On this episode,
sisters Wendy and Karen put each other on blast.
They're both moms.
I'm a fresh mommy, I just had one a year ago.
How about you?
I got four kids and I was a surrogate twice.
Whew.
Oh my God.
You are a champion.
Karen's had complications in her own pregnancies,
she doesn't need to go and rent her uterus
just to keep her family afloat.
But have very different approaches
when it comes to money.
What do you do for work?
I'm a stay at home mom right now.
I just coupon. So I try to help out that way.
No but she's like super cheap and it's embarrassing sometimes.
But I'm not a surrogate.
Oh!
Maybe these tattoos will be well-intentioned.
I want to put her on blast.
I want to teach her a lesson.
Good (bleep) luck.
Oh, well,okay then. Well, good luck indeed.
It's tattoo time.
Oh man.
I'm so nervous. I just want to see this all right.
(bleep)
Honestly I don't think she's in as much pain as I am.
But she will be when she sees the reveal.
Are you ready for this?
Let's see what these sisters did to each other.
Why are you so mad?
This was for my son.
You have a whole other arm.
No, you knew this was my sleeve.
Now I can't even wear a bathing suit.
But it doesn't (bleep)...
Why are you wearing bathing suits?
Oh.
All right, Karen come on girl.
All right, Karen how are you feeling right now?
Hopefully nervous.
I just want to get it over with.
Hey Jordan, time to reveal your masterpiece.
I hope you still love me after.
Jordan you've made a whole mural.
You literally want to die.
I might just kill you.
All right, all right.
Oh my God. You (bleep) bitch.
You're a (bleep) idiot.
How am I going to explain this to my (bleep) kids you (bleep)?
You don't have to explain it. They can see it.
Just to be clear here.
The tattoo is Karen herself giving birth to bags of money.
Representing her being a surrogate.
I just want her to see that you don't need
to rent your uterus, your vagina whatever.
I'm trying to give them a better (bleep) future.
You're (bleep) ridiculous.
Nobody's saying you're not giving them a future.
Nobody's saying... Don't even (bleep)...
You're (bleep) stupid. You're (bleep)...
Nobody's saying you're not giving them a future.
I'm just saying you don't have to (bleep) sell vagina.
I'm not selling my vagina.
I'm helping another family have a kid.
She's got so much potential up here. It's her health.
You make no sense. It's her health.
It's her career. Shut the (bleep) up.
Okay then go be a (bleep) prostitute,
you're halfway there.
Well, speaking of halfway there, switch her up.
All right, any final words here?
You deserve your karma.
I have nothing to say. I'm just ready to see this (bleep).
Oh, she's going to be pissed.
Shut the (bleep) up, no way.
I swear.
This is what you (bleep) get.
I think we should bring Tiffany out.
Oh it's so big.
Oh hell.
Why would you ever do this to your little sister?
I mean this is not any better.
This bitch may be bleeding but this bitch is dead.
She got what she deserves.
Wendy, are you ready to see what is on your arm
for the rest of your life?
What the (bleep) is this? Bitch is that me?
Why don't we get a clearer explanation of this?
It's like an obituary and it has her face on it.
Isn't it to die for?
What does it say?
Bad karma, being a mooch, being a liar, cheep as (bleep).
You stupid (bleep) idiot. What does it mean?
Well you were (bleep)...
... picture of me. What the (bleep)?
No, what the (bleep) does it mean?
What does it mean?
Remind you not to be a (bleep) scammer and be taking-
I'm a (bleep) couponer, I'm not a (bleep) scammer.
- Okay. - Understand the difference.
Now you're a couponer.
Understand the difference.
Before you were taking people's money.
What are you talking about?
There's a story behind it.
A while back, her and her friends
wanted to go to this concert.
And so they printed out an obituary
and they put it in a can
and they started asking for donations
just to go to that concert.
That wasn't even (bleep) me, that was my friends.
That doesn't matter.
You are who you hang with and you took part in it.
This doesn't even have anything to do with me.
Okay, Wendy, okay.
I bettered myself and I'm going to do the same
by distancing myself from her.
Okay, well, good for you.
That's it?
Yeah. She knew what she was getting herself into.
Maybe when I'm on my death bed for reals
and then she'll be happy. I'm extra but she kills me.
I mean you guys for the kids' sake, can you put it behind you?
Obviously we both had misconceptions
of what we thought of each other, so...
Eventually we'll...
Okay. There you go. Sister love.
It's okay to be mad at each other.
Okay so now that some time has passed,
how are things between the sisters now?
A lot of our family
still doesn't believe that they're real.
And we're like, yes it's not coming off any time soon.
She's still going through with her surrogacy.
Wendy learned something from me from this tattoo.
I'm going to be a surrogate too.