Oh did you get any potions at the merchant? Ah damn I knew there was
something I was meant to do in town oh sorry man that's right all right man - oh chest! Oh hey hey hey you got the
chest last time right? Yeah. Yeah so this is my one thank you come on come on come
on something good... Oh damn there's some good stuff in here
some shirts and armor belt cup book helmet oh my god
potions... oh sweet we need those. Oh daym the golden skull of Rhaul
What's that? I sold one of these the other day to a merchant for 50,000 gold
50,000 gold! Hahah I'm keeping that. Well just grab everything else and we'll sort it out later
You ever wonder where these random chests come from? Imagine if someone owned them?! Haha yeah that'd be awkward
Here I put all of our positions just in a in a wee box and I just put it right over
here...
That's good because I am honestly at breaking point do you know what I mean?
Like another straw's is gonna break the camels back like I can't really take any more bad news
What's wrong? Are you're having a stroke?
or oh did you eat some seafood?
I'll just go grab our stuff...
Okay...
You're not picking up anything. Where's the stuff?!
Oh it just got out of my hand
All the stuff's gone isn't it?
What? But I hid it in the forest...
You didn't hide it in the forest it's in plane sight
Why did you leave the chest in the middle pf the path?
No...I put it behind the trees
You call this behind trees? It's not behind the trees it's in the middle of the trees
Sorry it's just I feel like you're kind of putting a lot of blame on me
Oh you feel like you're getting a lot of blame? That's probably because it's entirely your fault
What (what?) How's it my fault? (how's it my fault)
What I don't talk like that
You do talk like that you DO talk like that!
First you sell our children and then you lose all of our possessions. You're pathetic
No I'm not. You're a big blubbering baby oh you look like a baby wearing a
costume of a sad old man
The costume is clothes
That's a costume and that beard is the fakest part of all
No...
A bald baby with a big bushy fake beard
You're saying mean things to me...
You know what... this marriage is a flippin failure just like your flippin fruit stall
At least you'll never leave me new home...