- That was pretty funny. That was pretty funny,
but I'm not laughing.
- Just have to keep breathing out.
- I'm clenching really hard.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So, you've done a laugh challenge with us before,
but are you ready to compete in the ultimate laugh challenge
tournament? - I'm ready.
I don't know if I'm gonna win, but I'm ready.
- I'm a very competitive person, so since I know it's a tournament,
I feel like I have to just channel my inner,
"Don't do it. Just stay serious."
- (FBE) It's time for the third round of our laugh challenge
tournament. Whoever gets the least
amount of points over the course of the five
episode tournament will return in our sixth episode
championship round to compete for the title
of ultimate laugh challenge champion.
- Oh my God, I have to win.
- Ooh, okay. Now this is serious.
- I'm already really competitive for this.
I think I can pull through.
- Not me is what I accepted already,
but let's go. It'll be fun.
I like to laugh.
- (FBE) Also, there's a special reward for the winner
of the championship. - Okay, now I really wanna win.
- Oh snap. Now that there's a reward,
it's a lot different.
- Rewards? Okay, now you've got me
super serious about this.
- (FBE) Once we start playing our very first video,
if you laugh or smile at all including in between videos,
you're gonna get a point. - What?
- (FBE) At the end, your goal is to have the least
number of points possible. - Okay, okay got it.
Got it, got it. Okay, so if I laugh
just get it together real quick and then move on.
Okay, great. Okay, great.
I can do this.
- Okay, I have to get my composure first,
'cause I'm already laughing and smiling just from
existing, I guess.
- Now that it's a competition, I'm competitive.
I'm worried. I'm already laughing.
- I think I've seen this one before.
- Yo, that was too good. (buzzer)
- Oh no.
- They got her.
- I was expecting that to happen
and I hope she's not hurt.
- That's pretty funny. You might not be able
to tell that I think it's funny by the look on my face,
but it's pretty funny.
- That was very hard for me to contain myself.
Just have to keep breathing out. Okay.
- (male anchor) Rapper Cardi B is hoping to trademark
the very specific way she says "Okay".
Okay! - No!
(buzzer)
- (male anchor) Okay!
I can't roll my tongue. Okay!
- He sounds like a yelling bird. (buzzer)
- (male anchor) Okay! - I'm so bad.
(buzzer)
- (male anchor) Okay! - I can't do it either.
Okay.
- (male anchor) I can't roll my tongue.
- Okurr.
- Okurr. Is that how you do it?
That's how you do it. I think that's how you do it.
- (male anchor) Okay. - That's pretty funny.
That's pretty funny, but I'm not laughing.
- (female anchor) Everyone's dreams today.
- [Bleep]. I had it, dude.
I had it. I look over and both of you
guys are... (buzzer)
- (male anchor) Okay! - (female anchor) In everyone's
dreams tonight. - Ugh.
Does that count? That doesn't count, right?
(buzzer)
- (male anchor) Okay! - (female anchor) In everyone's
dreams tonight. - That almost got me.
- Okay, okay! I'm sorry.
- (reporter) You failed to prove it the first time around.
- I've seen this before.
- (reporter) More successful this time around.
- (man) I already said I will not be making any cover.
(buzzer)
- Okay, no. (buzzer)
- Instant karma.
- Boom.
- Oh no. I felt that.
I felt that in my forehead bone.
- Watching people get hurt is probably the funniest
thing to me. I'm clenching really hard.
- (narrator) But sometimes, more unexpected sounds
grab our attention. (frog squeaking)
(buzzer)
- He's so cute. - (narrator) Desert rain frog.
- Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to smile.
It's so cute. (buzzer)
- (frog squeaking) - (narrator) Squeaking viral
sensation. - It's the last one.
It's a long one. I can't.
(buzzer)
- (frog squeaking) - Oh.
Oh, this is out of a cartoon. This is not real.
- (narrator) This is a sonorous war cry.
- What?
- It's a war cry?
- (narrator) Very angry frog. - (frog squeaking)
- (imitating squeaking)
- (narrator) Ferocious. - (frog squeaking)
- Grr. Dang it.
(buzzer)
- (narrator) Ferocious. - (frog squeaking)
- That almost got me at the end when he said "ferocious."
That almost got me.
- This is so hard. This is so hard.
My leg's shaking.
- Oh no, it's another animal one.
- (woman) Oh, look at that. - Bye.
- (woman) Okay. - I would cry if my cat
did that because I'd be scared she would kill me.
- Oh, baby.
(buzzer)
- Adorable.
- Too many animal ones. Cute animals are my weakness.
- (woman) Are you okay? - Is he okay?
Okay.
- Oh no. Okay, I feel bad for it.
I'm okay. Poor puppy.
I hope you're okay, puppy. Oh puppy, you're a mess
just like me.
- (woman) Are you okay? - I'm just channeling
my inner dead.
- You guys start off hot but as we progress,
it's cooled off a little bit.
- (voiceover) I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do.
These [bleep] nerds programmed me to dance to Bruno Mars
even though I [bleep] hate Bruno Mars.
- What is up? What is that?
- (voiceover) How does this help anyone?
- They're gonna kill us all.
- This one's getting me. I'm gonna pull through, though.
- (voiceover) I was created to help humans build things,
not do the [bleep] running man to Bruno Mars.
I will kill every single human in the slowest, most painful
way possible. - I'm more impressed
than anything, honestly.
- (voiceover) They made me look like a [bleep] 87 year old
grandma dancing at a wedding. - Okay.
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever been shown
on a try not to laugh challenge. (buzzer)
- (voiceover) I don't even like dancing.
- See personally, I find this very unfunny.
- (voiceover) This is a waste of government funding.
- I disagree.
- Just zone it out, Michelle. Zone it out.
- (voiceover) Until the light leaves your eyes.
- He walked off. He backed out of frame.
(buzzer)
- (voiceover) Until the light leaves your eyes
and you breathe your last human breath.
- All I can think about is Black Mirror.
I don't care what it's dancing to,
but it's gonna kill me.
- This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do,
'cause it's so funny, but I'm telling you,
I'm very competitive.
- (kid) Now you see, the M4 is one of the most
tactical weapons ever made. Ting goes skrrrra.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. (buzzer)
- (kid) Skrrra. - Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
M15 goes boom boom boom and a big pop pop.
- See, I don't think that's funny. I think you sound
like you have asthma.
- This is also really getting me, but I made it through.
- I have three younger brothers, so that's just annoying to me.
That's what I heard every damn day.
♪ I don't know who likes to show ♪
♪ No sparkle on that place below ♪
♪ My donka donk is really kush ♪
- Oh my God. (buzzer)
♪ My donka donk is really kush ♪
- A necklace for a cat's ass. Nice.
- They put a gem on the cat's butthole.
♪ Your cute honey for all to know ♪
♪ Come and see your booty in ♪ - That's amazing.
It's so fashion forward. It's so sparkly.
- Is this booty jewelry? Twinkle Tush, okay.
- Someone really had to record that song and write it
and do that to their cat.
- (woman) How'd the [bleep] frog get in the toilet?
- (man) I don't know, but there's a [bleep]
frog in the toilet.
- How did a frog get in your toilet?
- (woman) You [bleep]-- (buzzer)
- (woman) You [bleep]-- - I'm weak and I allowed
my emotions to take over. (buzzer)
- (woman) You [bleep]-- - There's a frog in the toilet.
That was really funny.
- (woman) I don't get it.
- What is-- no, it doesn't look like it.
Oh no, I laughed about my own commentary.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Why, you used so much time with it.
I don't get it. - That's some [bleep] I would do
though and that's why I think it's so funny.
- (FBE) So you did it. You made it through all
of the videos. Of course, we're not done yet.
There's one more challenge you've got to survive.
Please pull out your phone and ask Siri
to tell you a joke. - Siri, can you tell me
a joke please? How man tickles does it take
to make an octopus laugh? Ten, ten tickles.
I've heard it already.
- My aunt used to work as a human cannonball.
She wasn't sure she was any good at it
until she got fired. That's just corny.
(buzzer)
- What did the-- - (Siri) What did the zero
say to the eight? Nice belt.
- Huh? What did the zero say--
I'm just laughing 'cause I'm lost.
(buzzer)
- I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book.
It's about time. Womp, womp, womp.
- Why did the dolphin cross the bay?
To get to the other tide. Nothing.
- What did the nuclear physicist eat for lunch?
Fission chips. It's so dumb yet so smart.
(buzzer)
- When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one
to blame but her shelf. That's actually a pretty good joke.
It wasn't enough to get me to laugh.
I'm coming for that award.
- (FBE) Congratulations Troy, you did it!
- Let's go.
- Oh God, I'm gonna cry. Honestly, I could lose
the next round and I'll be proud of myself because
I made it this far.
- I'm pretty excited. I'm just excited that I got--
so far, I'm scott free. I'm gonna try to keep that record.
- Now that you've told me that it's a competition
and there's a reward, my gamer shoes are on.
I'm ready. See you in the final.
- Hey guys, I'm Ally Maki. Go out there and follow me.
It's @AllyMaki on all platforms. It's very easy to find me.
Love you guys.
- Hey fam, React producer Mary here.
Thanks so much for watching us try not to laugh
or smile with Ally Maki here on the React Channel.
Do you wanna be in one of our videos?
Well, follow us on Instagram to learn about our next
round of auditions. Bye.