This was, um...
strange.
OK.
Bye.
You're still here.
Oh, I've gotta go. I've gotta go.
OK. Um...
Cool.
Sam!
Samantha!
So, I guess...
see you tomorrow?
No.
See you tonight.
Would you kiss someone who wasn't a girl?
I don't know.
Would you kiss me?
Yeah.
What are you doing here? What about the store?
I've had enough of the store.
I've had enough of the shop, of my father.
I've had enough of cushions, melons.
-I've had enough of it all. -Okay.
No more cushions.
Do you want the receipt to return it?
No, you idiot.
What I'm trying to say
is that our relationship isn't complicated.
What's difficult is spending all day in the damn store,
pretending to be someone else.
Closing up, coming here to find you,
and kissing you in front of a club full of people
is the easiest thing I have done in my life.
You like it?
It's just so big.
Reminds me of where I grew up.
With your mum?
Right, I'm going home. What's your plan?
Um, I... I'm gonna stay out for a bit.
So, shall I pull out the sofa bed or...
I don't know, man.
OK, well, do you have your key?
I'm in the middle of a very riveting conversation, Nick,
so maybe I'll text you later.
Right.
I... I... I'll see you in, what, six months, yeah?
Enjoy your date.
-Well... -He said it was a date.
-Yeah. -So, I guess it is.
I've never been on a date with a girl before.
Yeah.
Oh, no, absolutely.
-Yeah. -Yeah, no. Ab...
-Yeah, yeah. -OK.
So, then, would you say
that you've ever kissed a girl?
Yeah. I mean, yeah. I'm not a Mormon.
-Oh, OK. Oh, that's a shame. -Yeah.
'Cause I exclusively date Mormons.
Oh...
Well...
-Do you like films? -Do you wanna kiss me, Mae?
Aw, yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah. -Yeah?
That would be so cool.
-Now? -Yes.
Well, anyways...
-Whoa! -Oh, my God, Phil!
Christ, can you, like, wear tap shoes or something?
Sorry, Mae, this is my flatmate.
Um, I found him online, so...
-Hey. -Hey.
Um, Mae was just gonna help me arrange my shoes.
It's cold up here.
Is that better?
Wait.
There's something you should know about me.
I... I...
I didn't always look like me.
I was...
I used to be different. I...
I wasn't born Theo.
It's OK.
I mean, you're Theo now.
And, um...
in case it wasn't obvious...
I really like you, Theo.
I like you too, Robin.
Excuse me, can you help me find my cell?
Ow, fuck!
Alex!
I'm sorry, do I know you?
I suffered a head injury. Things are a little fuzzy.
It's... me.
I'm your fiancée.
I'm gay?
Fuck you,
-you fucking bitch! -Stop!
I thought that you were dead.
I thought they'd killed you.
Yeah, I'm definitely gay.
Hey! No kissy-facey, no touchy-touchy.
This is not prom, ladies.