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Stalin Mao and Pol Pot killed a hundred
million people under their evil
communists leftist regimes trying to
make a so-called utopia where everything
is free and equal but that's not how it
turned out no there was no freedom of
crass or speech all the artwork and
everything written or said about the
regime had to be complimentary well it
was propaganda I tell you you couldn't
be armed so you couldn't fight back
you couldn't oppose or disagree with
them or you'd be shipped off to the
gulag to face torture and death you did
not criticize the Dear Leader no that
wasn't allowed the only way you could
speak about those dictators was with
praise I tell you it was a nightmare
imagine if your own mother was shipped
off to some GU leg and you weren't even
allowed to complain about it not only
that but you had to be thankful how many
more lives must come nism tank
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welcome to heaven
Joe Oh God that's what I know I know
this is Geoffrey go ahead and put him
through orientation oh god please don't
make me do that I hate orientation
Geoffrey okay okay right this way Joe
just follow this Street of gold here to
your new mansion by mansion yep everyone
gets a mansion in heaven because
everything is totally free and equal
here don't get too used to your mansion
though you won't be spending much time
there mama
you hear god I can't do this could you
help me out with this part please just
were you worse I've been so looking
forward to finally seeing mama again oh
I think that could be arranged
yeah we just had these new LG wide
screens installed Oh whatever you want
to see your mother I just turned to
channel 6
mom is that you kinda caught her at a
bad time Joe maybe you'll recognize her
when her skin grows back but you gotta
tighten it just right because it will
get burned off again pretty quickly
but she was a believer exactly she
secretly did not believe actually that I
created the universe serve I shipped her
off to hell to be tortured forever mama
Jill remember that you're in heaven now
and heaven is a happy place sir I'm
gonna need you to turn that frown upside
down
but Jerry I'm sensing that you have some
choice words for me sort of on the tip
of your tongue and I'd like to remind
you that the last baby is still a big
no-no oh no criticizing no backtalk and
certainly no insulting your Creator
it says Oh where's the rest of my family
I'm afraid that since you were a bit
overbearing about your religion they
were kind of afraid to tell you that
they weren't actually believers well
that's not entirely accurate Geoffrey
are some war believers but they got the
denomination wrong well at least they're
not alone Joe there's a hundred billion
people in Hell not nearly that many up
here hey if you wanna make an omelet you
gotta break some eggs the wasps of the
few outweigh the needs of the money
right what about little Jack and grandma
sue and aunt Betsey Oh where's Uncle
Mike that son of a [ __ ] molested me
when I was little uh-huh
Marn hiya Joe so good seeing you again
here you're here yeah Uncle Mike
repented right before he died so you to
get to spend eternity together
speaking of which be sure to be up
bright and early for worship worship yep
that's what you're going to be doing
from now on you did enjoy church right
just right take it easy or you're gonna
overwhelm him with all this good news
worship obviously you're gonna want to
thank me right oh you get to do that
forever and ever not only did I send all
those people who believes the wrong
things about me or who criticized me off
to be tortured right here and Mike sure
does know how to be a spineless
grovelling sycophant who does nothing
but constantly pay God compliments yep
after all that's why I created you
primitive primates in the first place
so that you could have the honor of
kneeling before me and paying me
compliments forever
I didn't what else were the most
intelligent minded existed swans
besides constant groveling doesn't that
sound so much more meaningful than those
wicked nihilistic atheists who wanted
you to live your life to the fullest
because they believed it was the only
life you had exactly Jeffrey but now you
get to spend eternity kissing my ass so
meaningful
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part of this video was inspired by Seth
Andrews and Matt Dillahunty links in the
description below it is important to
listen to the reasons people have for D
converting and one of the reasons Seth
gives is the incompatibility of heaven
and hell if Heaven exists
how could hell exists how could someone
be happy in heaven knowing that someone
they dearly loved is being tortured in
hell if in heaven your mind has changed
so drastically that it would no longer
bother you then you are no longer you
the rest of the video was inspired by my
own reactions of that tiresome
Association to Stalin Mao and Pol Pot
just for being an atheist even though I
and most other atheists adamantly
disagree with what those dictators did
and even though the people who associate
atheists with those dictators are
themselves exuberant supporters of a
dictator who must be praised who
restricts freedoms and who tortures
dissidents I can reject the very basis
of dictatorships but the fundamentalist
Abrahamic theists cannot because for
them such an existence is the ultimate
goal
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