Hey boys, welcome to the friend zone
What do you mean, no guys like you??
Every guy likes you!
All the good ones are taken?
No! There's still some nice guys out there.
I know there's at least one....
Friend zone. He's stuck in the Friend Zone.
He's stuck in the Friend Zone He's stuck in the Friend Zone
Somebody should tell him He's stuck in the Friend Zone
He's stuck in the Friend Zone
This is not a good place
Look at this guy always on his phone
checkin' her Facebook when he's all alone
he picks her up and he drives her home
been the same for months, but he still got hope!
Slowly but surely I see the progress
as long as she's single I'm still a prospect!
The time I invested, I'll make it back!
Last night we cuddled during Breaking Bad!
The whole time she was texting Brad!
You kept a straight face, but you were sad!
You're a non-sexual entity!
Be realistic, why not Emily!
But Emily's not as hot as Jen!
I'm pretty cool I deserved a 10
She likes sarcasm just like me
She's kind of a dork...just like me!
She says I'm the perfect guy Any girl would be lucky to have me...
It's best to start as friends... Plus, she always makes me happy!
Dude, she doesn't find you attractive!
You never told her cuz' you're too passive!
You're a man. Where's your dick?!
I'm startin to think you're a eunuch!
Hey!
Check this out...oh my God it would suck to be him!
I've spent the time, now you're tellin me to let go?!
How can I be so sure I'm in the friend zone?
Well, lets go down the list...
You say you've been close but you've never kissed,
She gave you advice on how to pick-up chicks!
She wants me to be with somebody else?!
What do YOU think?!
Reverse psychology?
You're like her brother!
Reverse biology!!
She changed in front of you!
She did look sexy...
She didn't even care, cuz' you're her *bestie*
She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out
She wouldn't even care if you came out!
We did bake cookies, but it was romantic!
Romantic?
Lets not get into semantics...
Relationships are a social contract
You're a boyfriend with no physical contact!
I did everything a boyfriend does
But I never got boyfriend love
Was this truly a friendship?
Of course it was and I feel no shame
But I wanted more so I feel the pain
Do you know how hard it is
when the one you love doesn't feel the same?
Friend zone, I am in the Friend Zone
I am in the Friend Zone
Why am I in the Friend Zone?
What the hell do I do?
Am I stuck forever?
Why is there a Friend Zone?
Who made up the Friend Zone???
You're not assertive. That's why.
Should've acted like a Black guy!
Black guys, never in the Friend Zone!
They always score in the end zone
TOUCHDOWN!
You could pull back, become unavailable
Become a douche-bag like she's replaceable
Make a move, you'll make her choose
To win, you have to be willing to lose.
I don't know if I got it in me
What will I do? My life is empty!
I know a girl, her name is Emily
She actually likes you
but she's not as pretty!
What? You want me to lower my standards?
It's called PERSONALITY you shallow bastard!
Do you wanna be happy or end up spiteful?
The prettiest girl is the one who likes you
Yeah I know Emilly's cute, we're so compatible
I was blind to truth. Call it irrational
How could a girl who would never date me
be the one that would validate me?
While ignoring an amazing girl
doesn't that sound freakin' crazy?!
FRIEND ZONE. I was in the friend zone
He was in the friend zone
I was in the friend zone
He was in the friend zone
Now it's good to be out
Like I'm free from prison
A self-imposed prison oooohhh
FRIEND ZONE He was in the friend zone
He was in the friend zone
I was in the friend zone
He was in the friend zone
If you're in the friend zone
Do your best to get out
because you only live once
YOLO
Hey, Jen. What's up?
Oh, you and Brad broke up again? I'm sorry to hear that.
No, I can't go shopping with you I'm out with Emily. Sorry.
Look, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Bye.