*WHAPOOSH* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and welcome to a game called 'Eggs For Bart'.
Eggs for Bort!
I have no idea what this game is. I found it on itch.io, and it looks really creepy.
It's supposed to be creepy. It's made by a guy called 'Darien Gore'.
Or 'Fleebs'! That's a lot nicer sounding.
Uh, and apparently you have to go just collect eggs but the game is all messed up and weird
and it has a lot of flashing images and stuff, so (Loud):
WARNING! FLASHING IMAGES! LOUD NOISES!
BLOOD! GORE! AAAAA-
World's loudest disclaimer. That blew out my mic!
Come along Bort! It's time to get you some eggs.
"I need you to go in and get eggs for Bar-t-t-t-t." But you're Bart.
Oh god.
I have to hold click to turn off the light. Looks like there's a penis on the door!
A lot of things happening right now. Oh my god, Homer..
(In Marge's voice) Oh Homie!
(In Homer's voice) Marge! Marge!
Okay, I need to go in and get eggs for me, alright, can do!
Oh god, someone's in the house. I don't know what-
I- I don't know what the point of any of this is.
Where do I find eggs? How do I get eggs?
"Mash To Search" Oooh!
Mash it like a tater!
Mkay. I got zero eggs out of that apparently. Who's walking around?
(Jumpscare incoming)
BrIngG Me egGs!
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
O_O;;
>_<;;
O_O;;
What? (chuckle)
W-w-what??
BrIngG Me egGs!
I AM YOUR CHARACTER *UHH-ARR*
I have no idea what that was.
(Jumpscare incoming)
Bring me eggs! Only eggs-
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
Okay!!
Okay!
(nervous laugh)
I have no idea what she's saying!
It's saying? They're saying? That's a Demon Marge.
(Homer voice) Marge!
Alright, where's Demon Marge?
Alright, you're going that way.
OK, you go that way Marge! (nervous laughter)
F-F-F-Fucking weirdo..
Okay, mash to search!
No eggs.
Fantastic.
Where else can I get eggs?
Can I get eggs in the TV?
Let's get eggs in the record player
No eggs
My God, there's no eggs anywhere.
Good ole JackSepti-Benedict
Alright, we're gonna get some eggs out of this one, watch.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
(Homer voice) I go buy eggs for Bart!
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Okay hahaha
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
It sounds like you're saying "I goomba eggs for Bart!"
Okay, I don't know where Marge is
I'm just searching as best as I can-This reminds me of the-
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
I go buy eggs for Bart!
This reminds me of the Arthur game that I played recently.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Okay, I have five out of six.
(Gasp)
They're upstairs. They're upstairs!
Okay, don't go upstairs- is there anything else to search down here? Can I search in here?
Nope! Nope! Noo, crap!
Aww, that means you're gonna come downstairs and get me!
You think I'll be able to make it?
Okay, Okay, okay! There must be some eggs in here!
There must be some eggs in the room!
God dangit! Okay. Get the last egg. Last egg!
Last egg! This is it!
Crap!
Oh no
Did you go back downstairs?
(Homer voice) Marge?
O~O;;; !!!
Ahohohohoo, that was close! Okay!
(Marge voice) Oh Homie!
Okay, last egg last egg please?
Come on I wanna make an omlette!
Nothing makes me sadder then when I make Simpsons references these days, and people don't get them.
I thought Simpson references were like universal.
I've told a couple of Simpson references on tour, and people were just like "hahaha"
Because they didn't get it!
Oh, come on! Where's this last egg?
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Yes! (Singing) The Simpsons!
(Jumpscare incoming)
Where's Marge?
(Marge) Bring me eggs!
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
I just had it! The door was right there!!
(Imitating Marge) BriNg mE eGgs! I waNt theM iN My stomAch!
Fine let's try-
(Homer voice) Let's try to get eggs for Bart!
The second time. Alright, come along Bort.
Alright, she stays there , and then she does a whoop! She turns around. Alright.
This is America. Don't catch you M-Marge-ing up?
Watch this tactic, watch this tactic. Master tactic.
Sup gamers?
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
That's how we do, that's how we do. The faster I can click, the more eggs we can get!
You got to switch up the hands. You gotta- you gotta work on it.
This is where all this 13 year old masturbation training paid off-
Wha-Who am I kidding?
((Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!) Last week masturbation training. Haha!
Is Marge upstairs?
There she is. Okay.
Alright so I gotta- I gotta go upstairs. I only got 3 eggs downstairs?!
I'm not going to say that that's horse shit but it kinda is.
Oh my god. Where are all these eggs?
Why does Bart need eggs anyway? Am I missing a reference?
I thought I knew the Simpsons pretty well.
Oh my god, there's none in here?
LALALALALALALALALA-
Okay they are going down. Alright, time to get the eggs.
Why is Marge trying to kill me anyway? I have so many questions!
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Okay, good good good boy. Good lad.
That sound is a pound.
Alright, please have the rest of the eggs in here.
Nooo
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!) Yess this is good.
(Krusty cackle)
That was my Krusty impression, okay? Hire me for birthday parties.
Last egg, last egg. The last egg is going to be in the toilet, watch.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Boom baby!
Got it (x8)
Yes!!
I gotta talk over this because of demonetization and copyright!
Thank you (:
Egg for Bart. Six out of 24 eggs?
I have to do that so many more times?
Ugh, I don't want to though!
Oh, dear god.
Oh god. Where am I now?
Oooookay?
Can I - can I - can I get some steamed hams?
Thank you, come again! Oh wait, follow the blood.
(Jumpscare incoming)
W-w-what? What is that?
Mister Potato-Man, are you dead?
I have-I have no idea who or what that was.
Okay, Round two da-had. Sixteen more eggs to go.
What the - Come on, Bart.
Do I have to keep doing this, the same manner, over and over again?
Please tell me it's still only Marge going around, and I just have to do it the exact same way
Cause I gotta - I gotta system down now, watch.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
(Maggie crying)
What?
(Maggie still crying)
Why is there a crying baby?
Why is there a crying baby??
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
What's the crying baby from?
(Maggie crying)
I don't like this! ):
(Big jumpscare incoming)
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
Oh my fucking God... /)(\;;
Oh my god. What was that?!
Was that... Maggie?
Oh shit, oh shit, no. I can't go in yet.
I didn't even see her?!
Mag-ster?
It's hard to see anything in this fucking game.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
(Maggie crying)
I don't like it, I don't like it. C-can I not?
Can I just leave? I don't know how to avoid any of these things. Okay, okay, Just search!
(Jumpscare incoming)
Get the fucking eggs and get out of here!
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
Whaatt?
(Laughing takes the fear away)
Where the hell does it come from?
I have no idea!
Oh, that scared the shit out of me every time.
Can all the eggs just be downstairs?
That would be great!
Is there some sort of tactic? Can I, like, turn off the light, and nothing happens?
I really should have looked up how to play this game before I started playing it, huh?
Kay, I wanna see if I can see where the baby is coming from.
(Jumpscare incoming)
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
I can't see anything
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
I have no idea how I avoid this thing!
Ohh, eggs for Bart is a thing from the GameGrumps. It was on the GameGrumps Channel.
They did a thing together and did all the voices, it all makes so much more sense now!
It- not really but at least I understand a bit more.
I need to find out the controls. I still have no idea.
I-I don't know how any of this works but apparently there- this is sneak mode
and I can cr- oh my god that crouch is euahahahhah
Where'd your ass go, man? *Laughter*
Oh Homer THICC
Can I just go
(Homer voice) Marge?
Can I just go around like this?
Okay, maybe if I sneak? It'll work?
(Imitating Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Okay, what are- Just find the eggs.
Okay, when you hear the baby cry
You're about to die. That's the motto of the game, and I have no idea how to counteract it.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
Wait. did I just start a new game?
I didn't, did I? Did I start a new game? Aw, come on!
Nope I didn't. I'm gonna turn off the light.
(Maggie's just going at it)
(Rippo Mag-ster)
Turn off the light and sneak. Crouch. I-I dont- I can't see anything. I don't know whats happening.
(Jumpscare incoming)
Am I safe? I can still see Bart kinda out side the window.
Maggie: I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK Jack: Ah, Jesus!!
Am I supposed to sneak around this entire level?
Is it because I keep waking the baby up and once the baby's awake, I'm dead?
If I just sneak, am I okay? Is that the tactic?
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart! (Jumpscare incoming)
Maggie: I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK
I got it. I got it.
I'm not going to be bested by this fucking game, okay?
Hi Marge!
How you doing baby? Ahh, just as pretty as the day I married ya.
Okay easy does it. We're gonna sneak everywhere this time.
We're just going to walk.
Ah, its a picture of all the Simpsos. :)
The baby still wake up?
Where even is the baby?
Oooohhh
Oh, there's a mechanic!
This actually really fucks me up.
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
How am I, possibly, supposed to be able to do this now? If Marge comes up and checks these rooms?
Uh-oh
I'm so dead.
I'm So dead.
I'm sO dead.
Oh, check the toilet. Oh, Marge is here.
Marge got up.
she goes the other- UHAIEIEIEIEIE!!!
Don't cry baby! Okay? UGHUH! I hate this.
(Jumpscare incoming)
If I turn off the light and just hide though, am I okay?
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARRR-RRRRK (through the wall XD)
(Imitating demon Marge) I AM YOUR CHARACTERRRRUHHHHH!!
I hate this!
Okay. I can do this. I can do it. It's no problem, it's actually quite easy.
It's just, it's all time management, it's all you just got to be careful about.
Okay, Marge is going to go that way.
Alright. Bye Marge, have fun.
Kay, the baby is crying. The baby is crying.
Got to get upstairs. You gotta get upstairs for the baby.
It's okay baby.
There you go, baybee
Mommy buy for youu
Okay. Now we go back down. See? Tactics.
And now I can search around down here with the peaceful baby gone to sleepsies!
What the fuck- I'm the best at video games!
Oh, come on. Really, baby?
(Homer) I go buy eggs for Bart!
The babie gone-dun-dirty like that?
(Jumpscare incoming)
Only eGgs caN sUstAin Me!
Marge: Only eGgs caN sUstAin Me! Jack: Noo! I'm stoothing the baby!
Jack: Noo! I'm stoothing the baby!
I AM YOUR-
Alright, well I'm going to leave this video here
because this game is bullshit.
Haha, it really- it's fun though!
I like it. I like how s-silly and over the top and crazy all of this is. It's so weird.
It's like a Simpsons creepypasta.
Maybe-maybe I'll come back to it again and try to get eggs for Bart. I need some practice.
I need to get in the right mindspace, and I need some time to just sit down and do it. Do it right, okay?
But just remember,
(Homer voice) I go buy eggs for Bart!
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode. If you liked it-
PUNCH that like button in the face,
Like a Bart!!!
and
High eggs all round
WAPOOSH, WAPOOSH
Thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes
In the next video!
(Backwards) I will return when you least expect it.