>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUESTS ARE THE DYNAMIC
DUO YOU KNOW FROM THE MOVIE "9 TO 5" AND THE HIT COMEDY
SERIES "GRACE AND FRANKIE." THEY NOW STAR IN THE NEW FILM
"MOVING ON." PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "THE LATE SHOW," JANE FONDA AND LILY TOMLIN!
>> ♪ WORKING 9 TO 5 ♪ ♪ WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING ♪
♪ BARELY GETTING BY ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: HELLO. [CHEERING]
IT IS SO, AS YOU CAN TELL. EVERYBODY IS SO HAPPY TO SEE
YOU, AS AM I. IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT AFTER 43
YEARS AFTER "9 TO 5" YOU TWO ARE STILL WORKING TOGETHER AND STILL
FRIENDS. JANE, I'LL START WITH YOU.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH LILY?
>> Jane: JUST SHORT OF INTIMATE.
NO, I MEAN, JUST THINK ABOUT IT. I HAVE MADE THREE FEATURE FILMS
WITH HER AND SEVEN YEARS IN "GRACE AND FRANKIE."
WORKING ALONGSIDE SOMEBODY WHO IS A GENUINE GENIUS.
I MEAN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> Jane: YEAH. THERE IS NOBODY LIKE HER.
SHE DEFINED ONE WOMAN SHOW. DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
I'M BEING SERIOUS. >> Stephen: LILY, HOW WOULD
YOU DESCRIBE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH JANE?
>> Lily: I TOO I'M SERIOUS WHEN I SAY "SOMEWHAT DISTANT."
>> Stephen: REALLY? >> Lily: THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP
THE LOVE ALIVE. >> Stephen: EVEN WHEN YOU'RE
TOGETHER, IT'S A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP?
>> Lily: SOMEWHAT. YOU WITHHOLD A LITTLE BIT.
ALWAYS HOLDING SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS AND ASPIRE ASPIRATIVE
AND NOT DIVULGING EVERYTHING." >> Stephen: THIS IS PUBLIC
KNOWLEDGE, YOU HAVE DONE PEYOTE TOGETHER.
I WAS WONDERING. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE MICRO-DOSING
AND STUFF LIKE THAT. WHAT WAS THAT EXPENSE LIKE?
>> Lily: I MIKE ROWE DOZED.
SHE IS NOT THAT ADVANCED. >> Stephen: ARE YOU
MICRO-DOSING RIGHT NOW? >> Lily: OF COURSE.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU ALL RECOMMEND THE EFFECTS OF TOD?
>> Jane: I'VE ALWAYS HAD REALLY GOOD EXPERIENCES WITH
PEYOTE BUT THE TIME WE TOOK IT TOGETHER, IT WAS HORRIBLE.
I WAS TOTALLY PARANOID. IT WAS THE WORST.
I LOVE IT. BUT I WOULDN'T DO PEYOTE UNLESS
YOU'RE WITH A GUIDE OR SOMETHING.
>> Lily: A SHAMAN, AS I AM. >> Stephen: DO YOU THINK IT
WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME? DO YOU THINK IT WOULD LOOSEN ME
UP A LITTLE BIT? MESS UP MY PERFECT PART A LITTLE
BIT? >> Jane: I THINK YOU NEED A
LITTLE PEYOTE. I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE.
>> Lily: NO. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> Lily: ARE YOU MARRIED? >> Stephen: AM I MARRIED?
>> Jane: OH, I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BECAUSE I KISSED YOU
ONCE. >> Stephen: YES.
>> Jane: I WAS SO SCARED TO GO ON HIS SHOW BECAUSE I HASN'T
BEEN REALLY IMPORTANT AND SERIOUS TO TALK ABOUT.
THIS IS HIS OLD SELF. WHEN HE WOULD BECOME SOMEBODY
ELSE. >> Stephen: THE COLBERT
REPORT. I PLAY THE CHARACTER.
>> Jane IT SCARED ME TO DEATH THAT I DO KNOW WHAT TO DO AND
HOW TO HANDLE YOU SO I WALKED IN AND SAT ON YOUR LAP AND KISSED
YOU AND THAT SHUT YOU UP. >> Stephen: YES IT DID.
>> Jane: AND THEN YOU MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
>> Stephen: YES, MY WIFE WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, JANE FONDA.
>> Jane: WELL SHE CERTAINLY WON'T BE HAPPY ABOUT ME GUIDING
YOU DOING PEYOTE. >> Stephen: OKAY.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
LILY TOMLIN AND JANE FONDA.