- Today's episode is both naughty and nice.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical special holiday episode.
- Today we're looking back with a seductive gaze
at the top five sexiest moments of the year.
- And a portion of today's episode is sponsored by Audible,
but more on that later.
- Okay, so a lot of crazy announcements came out this year.
Some we expected some, we didn't.
Were we named Sexiest Man Alive?
- No, were we expecting to be named Sexiest Men Alive?
No. - Yes.
- Yes.
- No.
But we had plenty of sexy moments
right here at this very desk.
And we're about to reveal the top five of them
as voted on by you, the Sexy Mythical Beasts.
- Okay, let's get sexy.
- [Narrator] Starting off at number five,
two best buds get up close and personal,
while trying glasses designed to help couples
maintain the most intimate of eye contact.
- Look at those sexy glasses.
- These eccentric spectacles
are to be worn by two people at once.
- We're already thinking--
- And these chic black frames. - Do we have to do this?
- Do we have to do this?
- Will keep two sweethearts in a perpetual lip lock.
- This is just a meeting, okay?
This is just gonna be a meeting between business partners.
Don't get any ideas. - Right.
- Just a meeting.
- Its all right, you could come halfway.
Oh gosh, I'm gonna get--
- You can use your hands.
- I'm gonna get...
I don't want to use my hands.
- You just use your hands and grab it,
just use your-- - Turn this way.
- Use your hands to grab my shoulders.
Use your hands, man.
- I don't wanna use these.
- It's not fun to do that, right?
- I'm all the way in.
- I have to use my hands.
I don't want to talk.
- Okay.
- Why are you...
You don't know.
- This is a good meeting.
- Not like I needed...
Okay, well you call the order the meeting.
- There we go, there they are.
- Are you crazy, man.
- You know, I like to feed you
the strawberries at the meeting.
- What is happening?
- I feel like I can really focus on you.
I don't know.
- I don't see anything else happening.
Guys aren't wandering at all.
- What do you think about the quarterly reports?
- Oh, oh man.
- Report.
- You freaking--
- Emphasis on the P.
- You freaking quarterly reported that chocolate
onto my chin man, God.
- I've never once said the word quarterly reports
in any of our meetings--
- I know.
- Just so you know.
- We do have quarterly reports, right?
- I don't ever say quarterly reports.
- Every three months there's reports.
- We call 'em quarterly reports?
- Everybody loves making 'em and we love looking at 'em.
Everybody's happy.
- I've definitely never said it.
I've never said--
- Nothing makes us happy than quarterly report.
- Another person's face.
- You gotta do it.
It's part of the business side of Mythical.
- That was pretty sex.
But I think we can get sexier.
Let's see number four
- [Narrator] At number four
Rhett and Link over inflate Chase's
custom floatable and unintentionally skimpy
Inflate-Mate bathing suits.
- So these are not nipples.
These are inflation.
- Yeah, these are inflation points.
- Yeah, I think this needs to be inflated.
Rhett you can take that one.
Davin you can probably take that one.
- Hey, why don't you volunteer?
- You should volunteer, come on.
- Is this what you were hoping for?
- Do I have to bite?
- Do you want us to bite?
- I don't want you to bite.
I have very sensitive--
- [Woman] It feels like I should step in here.
- Look at it's opened up.
(all laughing)
- What, just like the apple cracked open.
- Man look I filled it up in one breath.
- What is that?
This has gotta, oh gosh.
- You gotta snap that?
- Yeah, if you got a one size fits all
just depending on how much you would size.
- I get it I guess.
- Not at this point at this place and time.
- I mean this is so sexy, isn't it?
- Yeah, you know what you gotta--
- This is the number four sexiest moment.
- I think you just popped a hole on the back.
- Yep, it's definitely deflating.
- Davin look like.
- You know, thank you.
- Chasey.
- Why do I need to wear the vest?
- Chase actually you can go on yourself,
and if you can, I'm gonna be impressed.
(all laughing)
- Now I couldn't have noted.
I don't remember what happened
but I know that Davin had one right there on him.
- Yeah, I do--
- Well, we didn't take that bait.
- Either something happened that we've blocked out.
Yeah or nothing happened, I dunno.
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- Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes.
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And now let's see the next one.
- [Narrator] Our number three sexiest moment involves
sucking face with some 23 year old discontinued candy.
- A Lot of kids and I know you're one of 'em
you were practicing making out with things.
You said that you practiced making out with your bed post?
Just for old time sake. - No shame in that.
- Just show 'em that, be that Link in 1992
that was making out with a bed post.
And now you have the opportunity
to make out with one of these.
Think about what--
- I mean I'm gonna do it like the way you do it.
You start with a mouth closed.
- Yeah, you gotta work your way up to the tongue.
- Here, you want be in charge of the tongue?
- I'm in charge of the tongue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is a reminder of why I don't watch this stuff back.
But I feel like we have a connection.
(both laughing)
I told you, I trusted you to not do--
- That's how it works man. - To do anything but that.
- Yeah, but I mean, it's very--
- I kinda lost a tooth, man.
- This is a soft one.
- I don't want to put that soft one in my mouth.
- It's covered in plastic.
- Don't shove it man, easy.
- I'll go easy on you this time
but you gotta talk sweet to him.
- You know, my first date with your buddy
didn't end too well
but I'm so glad that you swiped right on me.
Gross man.
I want you to show that camera my perspective.
Like zoom into where it's just this and just look.
- Ew men.
- Isn't that just sexy?
Yes.
- Oh, wow.
- What's wrong with you man?
- I thought you were a cat at first,
but you're so much more.
- Oh gosh.
(all laughing)
- I didn't touch it--
- I was having a (indistinct)
I just let it dance around in the twilight.
- Yeah man.
- Dance around in the twilight.
- That was super sexy.
That's what it's called when you don't return
the tongue action, you let 'em dance
around in the twilight.
- It's a power play.
- Right.
- It's a power play you just take the tongue in
and let 'em do what they want.
And then they pull it out and they're like,
whoa, okay, maybe I shouldn't do that again.
(all laughing)
I'm not gonna give you kissing advice.
- You're so messed up man.
- I'm not messed up.
- Are we still going?
- Yeah, let's see the next one.
- [Narrator] At number two, Rhett and Link
become entwined while trying to accomplish
the cuddle position the human braid.
- And this isn't a sexy, this is just--
- I think you're right.
- Right, platonic cuddles.
Now why would they start with a leg that on the bottom?
- I think we gotta be pretty close.
You gotta get closer to me.
- Why my left leg?
- Are you praying?
Let it go over?
Yep, there we go.
The braid is about to happen.
- You're inner thighs are very cushy.
- Yeah, I've been massaging them quite a bit.
- Are you gonna have to go underneath?
- I believe so.
- Okay.
- Do that to me.
- Okay and then?
- Do that to me.
(Link groaning)
- Wait you about to break my wrist man.
Let me go--
- Go lower.
- Let me go underneath.
Where was my hand now?
- Now you're gonna break my wrists.
That's not a pillow.
I'm pretty much there, okay.
- Okay.
- We gotta get closer.
- Yeah, we gotta smoosh in.
- We gotta get closer.
- We gotta smoosh.
- And there you have it.
Gimme more of a gap.
Give more of a gap.
- Give me a gap.
- Yeah, I gotta get my right.
- No gosh.
- Okay, up there.
- Getting locked in there.
And then not--
- We were being judged - For a second, okay?
- No, we're not being judged by anybody.
I'm not gonna judge those two guys.
No, it's just two guys in a bed.
- No I mean we were being scored by judges.
- Oh yeah.
But there was no scoring going on.
- No, I do think that's--
- We left those ones ease completely uncertain.
- Because we were being scored by judges
including Cuddle Queen Jean.
We were very motivated to-- - Yeah.
- To fully commit to the exercise.
- But apparently it does get sexier.
Do you know what's about to happen?
- I have no idea.
- 'Cause I don't know what could be
the sexiest moment of this.
- How sexy did it get?
- [Narrator] And finally,
the number one sexiest moment of 2021,
Josh the "Raw Beefcake" cartographer learns
he's got big shoes and a tiny shirt to fill
as he steps in for Chase at the international dart board.
- Now usually Chase measures how far our dart is
from the right answer.
But Chase is out this week.
So in his place is Josh the "Raw Beefcake" cartographer,
Josh.
- Josh get out here Josh.
You know, Chase would've already been out here.
- Yeah that makes sense.
- On your mark, man.
- His shirt would've been buttoned too.
- I've tried to button it, but it's cutting off
a lot of circulation in a lot of places.
- Oh, so it's basically,
it's not that you want it unbuttoned
is that you cannot button it.
- We gave the number one to Josh?
- Unless you wanna try.
- No, we didn't, they did.
They voted on it.
- I do not want to try.
- You gave the number one to Josh?
- I do not want to try.
- It's our show we need to be the sexiest.
- I'm not mobile in this shirt either.
What have we got?
Hold on.
- Look at those tattoos.
- I'm trying.
Get a good look.
You won't help me adjust the shirt,
but you'll go my tattoos, thank you.
(Rhett laughing)
- Rhett you've gotten 57,
Link you lost this round you got 66.
- I don't know what is going on.
- He's got his on show where he can be sexy.
- I struggle in new environments.
You know this, can we just redo it?
Can we start playing again?
- (laughs) Nope, this is it.
- No, we got it.
- It's --
- I won. - Forever archived.
- I'm so glad you're here for such a special moment
for me that rarely happens.
I think you were the key for me.
- I'll be there every time I liked watching from back there.
- But I do miss Chase.
I really miss Chase.
What's his name again?
- Cheese, Cheese.
I miss cheese.
- Yeah, so the number one--
- Yeah.
- We weren't the number one sexy on our own sexy show.
- But did you see him without a shirt on?
- Yeah.
- I mean, I think he deserves it.
I mean, listen, this is the people voted, man.
The people voted, so it was sexy moments.
And now a gift--
- I'm offended.
- From producers.
- Okay, producers.
- Well maybe its a gift card.
- Warm and wonderful holidays.
- Every comfort, every joy, every warm heavy thing,
I'll wish for you.
I'll read that card part first.
Happy holidays from your trustee team of producers.
We hope you enjoy one more chance to connect
with 2021's sexiest edition to GMM.
- Okay.
- Oh my goodness.
- Somebody's being carted in Hannibal Lecter style.
If this is Josh again, I'm gonna be pissed.
- We know what's happening here.
- I don't think that this is...
I don't think this is Josh.
- Oh.
(Rhett laughs)
- I thought it was gonna be Brittany.
- I totally thought it was not a real person.
- Did you?
I know it scared me.
- It scared you a lot more than it scared me though.
- Didn't you think it was gonna be Brittany?
- Yes.
(both laughing)
I mean you were motionless mooshel.
- Oh that was pretty amazing.
- You know what?
You're still the sexiest in our book.
Number one.
Forget that raw beefcake.
- Yeah, yeah, screw that guy.
- Or if apparently he is number one.
- Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, Congratulations to Josh.
All right, see you the day after tomorrow.
When we look back at the top five meltdowns of the year,
that doesn't happen on this show.
(both laughing)
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