here we go perfect Trader Addie's is open for business
Trader Addie's what's that it's the name of my newest store would you like to buy
something oh wow there's just so many great things to choose from yep there's
something for everyone what can I get you today
Addie most of that stuff has no value but I am interested in those thin mints
how much are they oh you would like the thin mints
those are $12 $12? Addie that's like three times more than what the Girl
Scouts are charging that's because they're Girl Scouts and they can pass
the savings on to you I don't have that luxury okay that makes absolutely no
sense I do have to charge you a convenience fee after all you don't have
to go around looking for Girl Scouts these are just right here I'll pass I
think mommy has some Girl Scout cookies in the pantry anyway hey wait a minute
where did you get those the pantry so you're charging me a convenience fee for
something that was already in our house that I could have gotten for free yeah
but you would have had to walk all the way down to the pantry and mommy would
ask you all these questions about the cookies you know how it goes
Addie nobody's gonna pay anything for this stuff anyways do you think shoppers
just come walking into our room Oh store oh brother
welcome to Trader Addie's how can I help you Oh what do you got as you can see I
have many fine wares here in my shop oh so much to choose from how much of those
Girl Scout cookies twelve dollars but since you look like a man with a lot of
money today they're on sale for $15 Addie how dumb do you think he is
oh yeah I'll take those I hope this is enough please say this is enough
thank you and here's your cookies daddy she literally just sold you your own
cookies of course they're my own Jillian, I just paid for them geez what else
would you like today sir perhaps I can interest you in this rare $100 bill with
a picture of a penguin on it don't even tell me you're gonna buy that daddy
that's obviously just a low-quality photocopy
don't worry Jillian I got this so since there's a penguin and not a Benjamin
Franklin on that hundred dollar bill I'm only prepared to give you $75 for it
hmm I was hoping I could get at least 85 for it oh you drive a hard bargain but
okay there you go sir I can't believe she's getting real money for this
worthless stuff howdy is that a set of keys for my Mercedes it's better than a
set of keys daddy it's a spare set so if you ever lose
your keys these are right here that is a pretty good idea I mean without the keys
the whole car's pretty much worthless I guess that's worth at least $150 here
you go okay she sold those car keys but she'll never
be able to sell those pictures she obviously just cut out of a magazine
wait is that a Google home and a fitness watch and a set of hot wheels this is
the best store ever I'll let you have all three for the bargain price of $50
daddy you do realize that those aren't the
actual items they're just images Jillian we live in a very image conscious
Society tell you what Addie uh I have this whole box full of money I'll give
you all this for everything you got left money great
there you go since you've been such a good customer I'm gonna throw in this
Trader Addie's shopping bag for free awesome
see Jillian I told you I'm a smart shopper thank you for shopping at Trader Addie's
come again when you have more money
this is an outrage don't you feel any shame taking advantage of that foolish
man well Jillian I'd like to help you but I
can't hear you over the rustling of all this money hmm maybe I just need to beat
Addie at her own game there we go trader Jillian's open for business
trader Jillian's? more like traitor Jillian's, you stole my idea
that's called capitalism anyway I improved your idea these are all items
that daddy will actually need Maxwell House coffee Reese's peanut butter cups
a Creepshow magazine and a DeWalt cordless drill man you sure know your
customers don't forget the Thanos Mug the Harry Potter figure in the triple A
batteries all at our high high prices I don't know Jillian I think I separated
daddy from most of his cash last time but may the best store win I think we
both know who has the best store here ah a customer I'm doing more shots banana
brought more money I put it in a crate now it isn't that funny
oh hello customer perhaps you will find some of these items appealing Oh hmm
that's some nice stuff I guess I know you're overwhelmed with so many choices
here maybe I can interest you in a complimentary Reese's egg only ten
dollars that's not what complimentary means I'm really fool I just ate all
these Girl Scout cookies well then you're probably thirsty so how about
some coffee and a nice thinnest mug to drink it from only $100
caffeine's been making me a little tense lately sorry I'm just not drinking
coffee anymore oh well if you want to relax
how about curling up with a nice book you know what I think I actually have
that one already wait a minute is that mine yeah daddy
it's definitely yours he's trying to sell you your own stuff
what are you gonna do about it daddy Oh like you didn't just sell him his own
Girl Scout cookies chilling we've been through this before they were my own
cookies because I paid for them okay minor setback
you seem like a handy guy perhaps you'd be interested in a cordless drill and
some batteries but wait that's a 20 volt drill and those are triple-a batteries
why are you even trying to sell me those together obviously I know the difference
between a 20 volt battery in a triple-a battery it's like a lot of volts I just
thought you could use these too well I'm pretty sure I'm good on batteries and if
I get that drill your mother's just gonna want me to start fixing things
around the house and I just don't want to go down that rabbit hole so you're
telling me I have all this awesome stuff that's tailored for you there shopper
and you know boy she's a pretty surly shopkeeper isn't she boy you got to work
on your customer service skills sorry just give me the credit money and we'll
call it even yeah I better hold on to that money yeah
Addie might be selling something really cool what do you got Addie well I'm glad
you asked do you like movies do i what do you have let me take you down to my
shop that I reserved for special customers just like you oh thank you
see Jillian, and that's how you treat a customer I'll take you there myself
I better go see how this turns out whoa welcome to Addie's movie Emporium whoa this
is the best collection of movies I've ever seen they're all for sale yep only
$30 each or he could pay by the pound she's literally selling him his own
movie collection Jillian you're just jealous you didn't come up with the idea
wow you have such a good taste that's what makes my movie store extra-special
that personal touch daddy there's a reason you liked all these movies you
chose them Wow I'm never gonna be able to choose from all these I don't think I
even have enough money here do you accept a payment plan oh of course I do
I thought you'd never ask you know what I'm done being mad about
this I'm done being furious over this I think I'm having some sort of breakdown
and you're gonna need a place to watch all these movies right oh you're right I
didn't even think about that all these movies and know where to watch them what
am I supposed to do help me Addie I'll pay you anything
daddy say hello to your very own theater
it's like a dream come true we'll negotiate the financial terms later
right now I just want you to enjoy it shut up and take my money on my own
movie theater hmm now what should i watch first
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