oh what is this place it's me secret lab where experiment
oh mr crabs this looks like madness you think this is mad oh wait do you see
sandy what are you doing down here i'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist
what i'm a ladder in the gastric water eugene here is paying me to science up his menu look
i'm in a hurry we have this special project well it's a work in progress there it is your new patty
wait no you can't improve the krabby patty it's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon
yeah right sansa says design maybe 200 of these pronto here you go gentlemen two brand new patties
step right up and get your new improved patties
many secret patties later i'm leaving a good review
so tasty hmm a little bit different but they taste familiar
well that wasn't familiar you feeling okay because there's sesame seeds growing out of your back
what's going on oh i never should have eaten four they're making everyone change
maybe i'll pass on this patty
mom
yeah yeah i'm on my break come on
really krabs is this some kind of new promotional gimmick
surely you can do better than this eugene i mean even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume
pretty insulting if you ask me
nice
hmm that's not so bad all original krabby patty why did we forsake your perfect recipe
no thanks
maybe i'll be safe in here till this all blows over moments later this is perch perkins reporting
live from the krusty krab where i am one of three people still unaffected by this rabid
patty pandemonium the second unaffected person is in this dumpster care to comment sir on the chaos
coach perkins how did you know i was in here i was napping in this dumpster when you snuck in
take seeking refuge who's the third person not affected me