I'd like to mention, I have some rather upsetting
personal news, I'd like to share.
Oh no, what's wrong this time?
Andy, I've again,
run out of shows to watch.
You've run out of shows to watch.
Yes, this whole quarantine, I've been keeping
myself sane by binging lots and lots of shows.
And now I have completely run out.
I've literally seen all the stuff.
I'm sure, I mean, there's just no way
that you could have seen all the stuff.
I mean, I can recommend some more shows.
Andy, I promise you, try me.
I've watched everything.
Okay. Um, well, you should check out the
"Coming to America" sequel.
I watched it the first night it streamed.
And what about "Clarice?" All caught up.
And you like travel shows and there's this one
about Scotland called... "Men in Kilts"? Saw it.
"Batwoman?" Bat-watched it.
"Snowpiercer". Saw-itville.
"The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina"?
The saw-it adventures of watched-it.
"90 day Fiance." Saw it.
"90 day Divorcee." Seen it.
"90 day Beyonce." Saw it.
"Doctor Who." Saw.
"Nurse Where." Seen.
"Professor How." Saw.
How about horror movies, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?
"Texas Chain 'seen' massacre."
The Haunting of Hill House." The seeing of saw house.
"The Conjuring"? The seen-in-ing.
"Jaws"? Saws.
Okay. What about the movie "Saw"?
"Saw"?
Yeah, "Saw," have you seen it?
Yeah, I saw, "Saw", that's what I meant when
I said "Saw." Oh, "Saw II"?
I saw, "Saw II" too. Did you see "Saw III"?
I saw, "Saw III" three times.
"Peaky Blinders." Saw it.
"Punky Brewster." Saw it.
"Brewster's Millions." Seen it.
"Billions." Saw it.
"McMillions." McSeen it.
"McBillions." McSaw it.
"McTrillions." Mick watched it.
"McQuadrillions."
Nathan seen-illian.
"Ice Road Truckers." Seen.
"Ice Road Cluckers." Saw.
"Ice Road (beep)." Saw.
"Nice Road Suckers!" Seen.
"To Kill a Mockingbird." Saw.
"To Catch a Predator." Seen.
"To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
To Andy Richter, saw it, Conan O'Brien.
"When Harry Met Sally." Saw.
"There's Something About Mary."
Saw.
"Dirty Harry met Sally and Mary at Romy and Michele's
High School Reunion." Seen.
"Sleepless in Seattle." Seen.
"Hot in Cleveland." Saw.
"Escape from New York." Seen.
"Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."
Saw. "Philadelphia."
Seen. "Gangs of New York."
Saw
"Mr. Smith Escapes the Gangs of New York by becoming
a DJ for WKRP in Cincinnati. Seen.
"CSI."
"CSI?"
Yeah. Okay.
I don't think I've seen "CSI."
You've never seen "CSI"?
I don't think so.
Well, there you go, I mean,
you can binge on that thing for weeks.
Great. Thanks Andy.
Well, it looks like your free time just got,
less free.
(guitar riff) ♪ Yeah! ♪
Maybe I won't watch "CSI."