- I better see red.
Really? - Dad, come on!
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- Hi, my name is Shaila Essley
and this is my mom. - Monique Essley.
- I'm Cameron from LA.
This is my dad.
- I'm Ken Morrison.
This is my son, one and only son.
- Hi, me name is Tim Howell,
and this is my darling Darla,
and I'm here to play this game that she told me about.
- All right.
Let's see what we got.
Never have I ever lied about liking a gift you gave me.
- Absolutely have.
Really?
- Wait a minute, I have not, I'm sorry.
- Well, you know-- - A gift I gave you?
- Yeah.
- What gift was it.
- When y'all bought me that robe for Father's Day.
- I can't remember that.
Well how long ago was it?
- This was about four years ago.
- I have not.
(gasps)
What didn't you like?
- It's just some of the clothes.
- But you wore them.
- I wore them 'cause you got it for me
and that's what matters.
- No, 'cause I made you.
Oh yeah, you gonna wore that shirt.
- Never have I ever sexted.
Is that texting and sex at the same,
is that sexting?
- Really?
You guys didn't even have texting when you were a kid.
- I happen to be married. - I know.
- We don't just go home and just--
(yelling)
- Heard enough of that.
- Maybe if you had said telephone,
but not sex.
- That's a different generation.
So can we change this the phone, over the phone,
not so much texting?
- Okay. - Okay, see, all right.
- When I met my girlfriend.
- Oh god.
This is a bad game,
this is a bad game.
- Listen, listen--
- You don't know about BuzzFeed but I know how to do that?
- Sexting, well because let me tell you--
- I don't want to even hear it.
Next question, I don't want to hear it!
- Never have I ever peed my pants past childhood.
We have to be honest about this?
- I actually have.
- I hate to say,
I think I have had an accident or two in my adult life.
- But now with being a woman,
luckily sometimes I have a pad on and then it'll be like--
- Just go change it and it's fine.
Yeah, I have.
- I was terrified.
I'm standing there with my hands up
and I just peed right there in front of the police.
- I feel like this is really sad.
- Well it saved us.
The police felt so-- - they felt so bad for you.
They let us go.
They just told us to walk it home.
- As you get closer to your destination
your body just starts, oh now,
it turned up a little bit on me.
- I forgot what it felt like to pee on yourself
and I was like "What is that sensation,
"what is that like?"
We were just talking about it and I was like
"(bleep) it, I'm gonna do it.
"Let me just experiment."
- So you went outside or--
- I stayed right in the living room.
- So you did it in the house? - I did.
- Oh.
- Never have I ever watched porn.
- I have. - I have.
- Gosh!
- Do girls like watching porn?
I'm hot.
- That's foolish for you to think
that women don't watch porn.
- Is it free, y'all have to pay for it?
- Yeah, I have a subscription.
- Really? - I'm just kidding.
(laughter)
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
No, I mean, you just type it in what you're looking for--
(laughter)
- What you looking for, Darla? (laughter)
Oh my god, it's hot.
- Oh, oh my gosh.
What kind of show is this?
I'm a deacon at my church.
- He's a deacon for crying out loud.
He's a deacon.
- You're probably too young to know they had
XXX rated movie theaters.
- More than one person in the movie theater?
- Sometimes it was quite crowded.
Be a good girlfriend and I said "Okay,--"
- Oh you went with your girls?
- No, I went with a guy.
- Never have I ever shoplifted.
- On yeah, I am a regular thief.
(laughter)
Okay. - Really?
- I better see red.
Really? - Dad, come on!
- Self checkout?
- I don't think I have done this.
I don't think I've shoplifted.
Yeah. - Something stuck, all right.
- I have. (laughter)
I told you back in the day
we used to put a pound of plums in a bag
and walk out the store,
so I guess that shoplifting.
- Shoplifting plums? (laughter)
- You meant to tell me you've never,
you've never just,
I think I shoplifted yesterday on accident.
I'm not a delinquent.
- No, that's unintentional.
- But the other ones were intentional.
(laughter)
But it's little stuff, it's not,
it's a corporation.
- No, I don't accept it.
I don't accept it.
You cannot do that.
Now if it's unintentional, maybe,
if it's unintentional. - So you have.
Unintentionally.
- Anyway, never have I ever blacked out.
Who are you?
- Well...
I'm sorry.
- Blacked out like in fainted?
- I think they mean partying.
- Oh well.
I have.
- You have? - Oh yeah.
- I know, I got that party gene from you.
- Okay, I'll be honest too.
- Really? (laughter)
You blacked out?
- Well when I turned 21
which was a few days ago-- - That just happened!
I went out and I drank too much
and I didn't realize,
'cause I didn't eat before.
That was the problem, I didn't eat before and--
- Actually I did the same thing.
- See, we made the same mistake.
I'm never drinking again after this.
- High five. (laughter)
- Oh the was good. - It was fun.
- The questions weren't so bad.
I thought there were gonna be a little more risque,
but yeah, it was good, it was good.
- I would not play this again.
But the thing is I've gotten all that stuff out of my system
and now I'm an angel. - I don't know you.
Now I'm just an angel,
I've purified myself.
- This allows you to see that everybody is human,
everybody make the same common mistakes.
And hopefully this will be a start
that we can begin to mend our relationship.
I want to have that relationship with you.
- We can, this was great.
We usually don't sit down and have candid conversations.
Some of these questions were really awkward,
but I feel like it could open up.
This could be a new path for us.
- Let's do it, let's start,
because I miss you.
- Aww, Dad, it's okay.
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Look, I wasn't anticipating emotions.
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