when I tell someone what I do they go
that's trolling
I know I mean I ate most trolls because
most trolls are just like I came here
from a little Redditt men's rights you
know or something like that that's that
doesn't interest me
I had answer gram and I just hated
looking at it every day because it's
like look at my friends look at my nice
car look at my nice food I can afford
and so I wanted to put something really
negative and but is also embodying that
sort of bragging aesthetic that people
have on there so I was like what if
there's someone who murdered animals and
he was bragging the same way people are
about like I met having some mimosas
right now every day I would post a
different Google image of a dead animal
Leroy Stevens was the character's name
and he's is the only thing on Instagram
I must say here are some pictures of
some dead animals that I killed and just
be like dead ferret Wednesday and that
was that was just purely I'd get like
death threats every day someone another
person would be like you're dead I'm
gonna find you and kill you German youth
would comment on my photos and wish me
dead and one was in Germany we used to
have a place for people like you that
place was called ash wits now get on the
train one page is I have is just Tom
Waits posting demos he makes from his
house you know giving fans a more
intimate look well I just have a
terrible Tom Waits impression that for a
long time in writing Tom Waits songs and
I figured the best way to get it out
there was just make a website for Tom
Waits music and post it like huge this
rare track never heard before and it's
actually I'm on my second one I lost the
password for the other one and now the
the old one has so many plays and I wish
I could find the password for it because
there's just it people are looking at it
so I'm starting over it's just a lot of
like you know Oh like what's one of the
songs or like I'll cover like a popular
like a Black Keys song has Tom Waits you
know so people look at it but just like
really you know it's like a terrible Tom
Waits voice it's so far off from what
more Cookie Monster than anything and so
I get a lot of fan mail or people want
to send me like chocolate or tea or
something you know or they want advice
on their song so I give them advice as
Tom Waits you know like the bramble in
the roads you know they go together like
fine wine and they're like well I'm very
really smart of you to say that Tom
Waits
you know other stuff like so I have a
Facebook page a fan site for Timothy
Dalton the James Bond actor and it's run
by Timothy Dalton
and so people send me their scripts most
of which are highly pornographic or you
know just like vampires and also very
pornographic those people believe it
there's the people who don't believe
that aren't gonna interact with me but I
get enough people that are writing me
every day you know just like I can't
believe Timothy Dalton's talking to me
this often you must have nothing to do a
lot of it I think it's funnier if I'm
not being mean to them it's more than
just anything at all when there's a
really troubled man he doesn't know how
to relate to people or talk to anyone
well I got one actually the guy who was
the villain in The Living Daylights I
believe maybe was licensed to kill he
wrote me from his fan page that he runs
he's also like a lounge singer I forget
his name but he's a great actor
got like acne marks on his face but he
he just wrote me and he said how the
hell are ya and I never responded that
was just like I've gone too deep
uh-huh it's a compulsion now it's really
it's nothing more than an addiction this
cost me like my girlfriend at the time
was like what if I we've I threatened to
break up with you would you keep doing
this like it's it's put a strain on
relationships because people think what
I'm doing isn't immoral and they're not
wrong