- Is he putting on makeup? Same.
Me in the morning, trying to look alive.
Hi everyone. It's me, Bailey Sarian.
You may know me from my YouTube series
called Murder Mystery Makeup,
where I talk about a true crime story
and do my makeup at the same time,
and also the Dark History podcast.
And in case you didn't know, I'm now a detective.
(metal creaks)
Except I only solve fake mysteries at Netflix
while putting on my makeup at the same time.
This is "Case Closed" with me, Bailey Sarian.
(intriguing music)
So today I'll be checking out the newest chapter
in the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" franchise.
That's a mouthful.
And also I'm going to be putting on my face
at the same time.
Of course, my face will be covered with makeup,
not another human skin or something like that.
I prefer my products cruelty free,
but I do like a little bit of cruelty in my products.
Anyway, so the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" franchise
is famous for having a final girl,
so I'll be trying to guess which character or characters
stay alive right to the final frame.
"Brief. Suspect: Leatherface.
Occupation: serial killer/pop culture icon.
Murder weapons: hammers, meat hooks, and chainsaw.
Intel indicates that there may have been multiple survivors
after Leatherface latest rampage.
Who will survive and what will be left of them?
Possible survivors: Melody, Lila, Sally Hardesty,
she's the 1973 survivor, Ruth, Dante, Richter,
Sheriff Hathaway, and Leatherface."
Who's gonna make it to the end?
Usually a girl gets murdered first because,
ladies, let's get it together,
we seem to get murdered first, but I'm rooting for us.
Maybe we're gonna make it to the end, all of us,
and all the guys die.
That's it. Anyways, let's get into it.
Let's watch "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," another one.
(unsettling music)
- [Narrator] In the summer of 1973,
a few miles outside of Austin, Texas,
five youths were attacked in a grizzly and gruesome fashion.
We'll take you on a journey
into one of Texas' most famous unsolved murders.
- Literally me watching true crime stuff.
But I like that intro so far, spooky.
And you kind of get the background.
- I heard about you. - You did?
- Everybody has.
- I've always kind of wanted to live in a small town
where, like, people know everything
and all your business and stuff.
I think that would be kind of fun.
- So Harlow is a ghost town?
- Yes, but we have a vision for this place.
(door rolls) (door thunks)
- Ah, Christ.
- Is that that guy? - What is he doing here?
- Hmm. He's kind of cute.
I think I'm just lonely. (laughs)
- [Dante] Excuse me. - I'll take anything
at this point.
- Richter, we spoke on the phone.
Dante. - Yeah.
- Richter's our, our contractor, Mel.
(unsettling music)
- I like to kind of go into abandoned buildings and stuff,
'cause I'm a very nosy person and I like to see, you know,
how did this person decorate?
I feel like you can, like, learn a lot about a person
if you just go through some drawers.
And that's fun for some reason.
Maybe I have a problem, I don't know.
- What are you doing in our house?
- Oh, someone's home.
- Oh, you're the new neighbors, aren't you?
- I like her berets. Her hair was cute.
I mean, yeah, she's creepy, she's old,
but she's not a murderer or anything,
'cause, like, she has an oxygen tank.
She's just like the observer.
She probably knows the killer, watches them.
- Ma'am, the bank, um, reclaimed this property months ago.
- She's a squatter. - You're not supposed
to be here. - Good for her.
- I've got a title that says otherwise.
- Do you mind if we see that?
- They're just gonna kick this poor elder woman out?
- Christ, Jenny, why you still here?
- What are you doing?
- I-I'll go with her. I'll go.
Everyone is expecting to see the two of you.
- Thank you. You're an angel.
- Let's move. - Bad decision.
You should never separate from your group.
That's the last time they're gonna see her.
(Jenny wheezes)
Did she just die? Bummer.
Okay, so I was wrong. The old lady dies first.
(dramatic music)
(gasps) Oh, gross, ew.
- What the hell's going on?
- Oops. I'm sure that girl regrets going with them.
Oh, mm. That's a shame.
That would suck if you got casted in this movie
'cause you're all excited, like,
"I'm gonna be in this movie. It's so exciting."
And, like, you're the first one who gets murdered.
- Is it loaded?
- Okay, Lila's gonna be the one who makes it to the end.
You could tell 'cause she's smart.
Look at it, she's an observer.
She's observing the situation and her surroundings.
- Ever shot one before?
- She's gonna make it to the end.
- Everyone expects me to do something special
with my life now and I can only disappoint them.
- Yeah, I mean she's not wrong there.
I mean, usually in life you disappoint your parents
regardless, so she should just let that go.
Let that pressure go.
You're gonna let your parents down.
Oh, she's still alive. Oh, good for her.
Well, she's gonna die,
but in a perfect world she would unbuckle, (clicks tongue)
open up that door, and get right the fuck out of there.
He's gonna pop up. I'm not ready for a pop up.
(Ruth gasps) (tense music)
Oh God.
(insects buzzing) (flesh squelching)
Is he cutting someone's skin off?
Oh, yeah, look, he's got a new face.
Twins! Like I have a new face.
Now she's trying to open up the door, which,
she's making noise, he's gonna hear you.
I don't wanna look.
It's coming, I know it is. It's building.
Don't do it, girl. Don't do it.
You could be in the movie longer, girl.
(insects chirping)
I know it's coming. I know it's coming.
(unsettling music) (Bailey cries out)
(Ruth screams) (glass smashing)
How did he get the face to stick?
I didn't see him using tape or anything,
and he's got that face stuck onto his face.
(unsettling music)
- [Sally] This is Hardesty.
- She's gonna go save the world.
She's been off duty for a little bit of time.
She just got word that there's been a murder
and now she's gonna go back on the clock
and try and get this guy.
Sally's gonna save the day.
(door creaks)
Nope. If you ever hear noises, you go the other way.
You don't have to go and, like, figure out what it is.
You just don't. No one's making you.
Dante's not paying attention. Look, his back's turned.
But she's being very nosy.
(unsettling music)
Is she realizing she kicked this poor woman out of her home?
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
(dramatic music) (flesh squelches)
I mean, honestly though, at this point,
they're intruders in this guy's house,
so he has the right to protect himself, Leatherface, right?
So, self defense or murder?
(Melody gasping)
Closet's a terrible place to hide.
But then again, where else do you hide? I don't know.
Aw, he just misses his mom.
That's so sad.
Is he putting on makeup? Same.
Me in the morning, trying to look alive.
(glass smashing) (footsteps thumping)
(dramatic music)
He got his neck sliced in half and he's still alive.
Good for him.
- [Richter] Hey man. You okay?
(Dante gasps) (dramatic music)
- Eurgh. - Oh my God.
- Call the cops. You hear me?
(gun clinks)
- If he's working right next door
he should have known about his neighbor.
This shouldn't be, like, new information.
(Richter yells) Ew.
(glass smashes) (dramatic music)
(Richter gasps) (flesh squelches)
He tried. A for effort.
(people screeching) - Just fucking drive!
- I mean, honestly, this whole party bus thing
seems like a fun idea, it's unfortunate that
they're all gonna get murdered and stuff.
So oblivious to their surroundings.
- [Lila] What the fuck is happening?
(bus creaks) (tires screech)
- Honestly, I know who I am as a person,
and I know I would get murdered first,
because, I mean, I'm not much of a fighter.
I just kind of lay down and accept it.
So I'd be willing to sacrifice
so everyone else could get out.
Honestly, that's a really cool bus.
(people yelling) (chainsaw buzzing)
Well, not that part, but like the bus itself, it looks fun.
I just feel like this isn't the right scene for fun,
but you know what I'm saying.
Well, nevermind. It's like a death trap.
(Melody screams) - The lights on him.
He really touched me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's like, "I did it. I did something."
- [Melody] Help!
(tires screech)
Thank you. (Mel coughing)
- 50 years I've been waiting for this night,
just to see him again.
- 'Cause Sally wants closure and you never mess
with a woman who needs closure, 'cause she's gonna get it.
- I'm not gonna let him kill you, okay?
I- (glass smashes)
- What happened to Sandy?
(girls screaming) (chainsaw revving)
Oh, there she is.
(sally laughs maniacally)
- I'm the one who got away
and I'm here to make sure you don't.
(shotgun blasts) Motherfucker.
- She's angry.
- Get the fuck outta here. (keys jingle)
- She's determined, and she's gonna get him.
She's probably gonna die.
(shotgun blasts) (chainsaw revs)
Uh-oh. Just pull the trigger, come on.
Oh. (knife slices)
(sighs) I'm disappointed.
She had many opportunities to get rid of him
and she chose not to.
(chainsaw revving)
Should I do pink lip? (laughs)
I don't know, I think so.
Lila's gonna live because...
- [Lila] Oh my God.
- Oh, yeah, 'cause that girl's got something in her leg.
- [Lila] Come on. I gotta get you outta this.
No no, I can get you out. - Listen. Listen!
- She's gonna be like, "Just leave me behind."
- He's gonna kill me right now.
I'm sorry, there's no other way.
- I knew it. - But you,
you have to run.
- That sucks to make it this far and then just to die.
(chainsaw revs) - Hey, Leatherfuck.
- What a movie.
(suspenseful music)
Finally.
(gun clicks) Ah.
- Shit. (chainsaw revs)
(Lila yells)
(unsettling music)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but I can't believe that she got sawed in half.
He raised her up, shook all the blood outta her,
and you're telling me she's still alive?
Okay? Sure, sure.
(unsettling music)
I just really think he needs a hug, you know?
He seems so upset about his mom.
Maybe they can talk it out.
Maybe not.
(Lila yells) (chainsaw revs)
(Lila gasping)
They never die. They never die.
You can't kill these people.
Honestly, I think Leatherface is gonna make it
because these people never freaking die.
They live forever.
(Melody screams)
Oh, is that her sister? Oh, look at that.
She's coming to save the day.
(wood smashes) (chainsaw revs)
Did you see those flips? They were like, perfect.
(shotgun blasts) Finally.
(shotgun clicks) Uh-oh.
(unsettling music)
(chainsaw revs) This girl just lives forever.
She's a straight vampire.
(Melody yells)
(bell dings) "K.O."
Yeah, but you know his ass isn't dead,
because they're gonna make another one of these
and we're gonna be like, "Oh my God, he didn't die."
Honestly, I'm kind of team Leatherface here,
'cause these kids just came right up into his house
and he's just supposed to be cool with that?
Nah, sure.
(sighs) I think this is a story about entitled teens
who moved into an abandoned area
and tried just take over some killer's house.
Look, and now they're just gonna go home
like nothing happened.
They could have just left everyone alone
and none of this would've happened.
They just solved everything.
Just mind your own business. That's the takeaway here.
It's now a car commercial.
- Hey, you know what? I changed my mind, actually.
I'll move here with you.
- (laughs) Fuck off.
(glass smashes) (chainsaw revs)
- I knew it. They're never dead.
(Melody screaming) - No!
No, no! No!
Melody, no! - That was the biggest
fuck you ever.
I guessed the final girl.
You can always tell, 'cause the final girls are determined
and usually they have some kind of trauma
that they're dealing with.
That was Lila and she made it.
Melody, girl. Like, she should have died a long time ago.
I don't know why she kept coming back to life.
And then her head got chopped off.
What do I win? Do I win something?
Just Netflix? Okay.
This is the final look I created.
My eyeliner just kept getting bigger and bigger.
You know how that goes.
So we've got a big wing liner today, pink lip, cute.
I'm ready to go out and chainsaw people, I don't know.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in
for another episode of "Case Closed"
with me, Bailey Sarian, hi.
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Thank you guys. Have a good day.
Make good choices. Bye.
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