THAT IS SAID.
>> NOW I’M SAD.
>> APPROVAL NUMBERS AND THE
PRESS IS BARELY ALIVE. THE FAVORABILITY IS DOWN TO A
THE FAVORABILITY IS DOWN TO A
THIRD.
ACCORDING TO A TRENDLINE AVERAGE
, I LOVE THEIR TINY CAR.
IS VOTERS MUST BE TURNING OVER
IN THEIR GRAVES.
PROBABLY NOT DEAD.
SURE, BIDEN’S NUMBERS ARE CRASHING LIKE NANCY PELOSI’S
CRASHING LIKE NANCY PELOSI’S
HUSBAND.
I’D FLOAT, BUT THE COUNTRY IS
DOING HORRIBLY AND I LIVE HERE.
BIDENS ONLY ABOVE WATER AND
HAWAII, MASSACHUSETTS, AND
VERMONT AND YES, EMILY, THOSE
ARE STILL EVEN DELAWARE’S
APPROVAL RATING IS 36 PERCENT.
MEANWHILE, ACCORDING TO NBC NEWS
, BIDEN IS FRUSTRATED WITH
HIS OWN STAFF AND FEELS LIKE HE
CAN’T CATCH A BREAK QUOTH HE
MAKES A CLEAR STATEMENT ONLY TO
HAVE AIDS RUSHED TO EXPLAIN THAT
HE MEANT SOMETHING ELSE.
THE SO-CALLED CLEANUP CAMPAIGN
HIS ADVISORS UNDERMINES HIM.
IT SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE IT’S TIME
FOR JOE TO NAME NAMES, IF HE
COULD REMEMBER NAMES.
ALL THIS AS GAS PRICES HIT A
RECORD HIGH OVER MEMORIAL DAY
WEEKEND ACCORDING TO AAA,
WHATEVER THAT IS.
IT’S APPROACHING AN AVERAGE OF
$5.
WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT IT WAS
A DOLLAR 77 PER GALLON.
THAT MEANS BY THE END OF JOE’S
TERM, GAS WILL BE $800 A GALLON.
JUST KIDDING, NO WAY HE MAKES IT
UNTIL THE END OF HIS TERM.
HE’S GOING TO RETIRE EARLY.
THIS IS MY PREDICTION.
SO HE SAID THAT HE CAN’T CATCH A
BREAK, WHAT ABOUT US?
THE COUNTRY MAKES THE HUNGER
GAMES LOOK LIKE A ROMANTIC
COMEDY.
JOE, WHAT SAY YOU?
HEY, LOOK VERY LOOK.
GAS PRICES ARE NOT THAT HIGH,
YOU CAN’T TRUST THOSE GUYS AT
AAA.
THEY’RE ALL ALCOHOLICS.
THAT’S HOW THEY GET INTO THAT
GROUP.
I AM CLEAR INTO SYNC, THAT’S
WHAT JOE IS.
I’VE ALWAYS BEEN TO SINK.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
SUCCEEDING AND SUCCESS THAT’S
HOW IT SOUNDS.
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND
STICK YOUR WAD IN THAT.
>> YES.
JAMIE.
JAMIE, YOU GET POLITICS IN
ALASKA, RIGHT?
IT’S DELIVERED THERE.
YOU GUYS HAVE POLITICS COMING.
>> WE JUST STARTED GETTING
POLITICS AND WE JUST GOT MS.
PAC-MAN.
WHERE WERE ON THE DELAY.
IS IT FAIR TO BLAME BIDEN FOR
EVERYTHING?
I MEAN NOT EVERYTHING, BUT IT
SEEMS TO BE A TREND.
DOES IT NOT STICK OUT TO ANYBODY
WHEN HE SAYS I HAD THIS CLEAR
INTO SINK STATEMENT IN THEN THE
AIDS TRY TO CHANGE IT.
WHEN I THINK OF BIDEN I DON’T
THINK CLEAR INTO SINK.
I THINK EVENTUALLY, THESE
APPROVAL RATINGS ARE RIDICULOUS.
I THINK EVENTUALLY THOUGH HAVE THE APPROVAL RATINGS AND IT WILL
THE APPROVAL RATINGS AND IT WILL
JUST BE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE.
SO GAS IS CRAZY AND IN ALASKA, I
THINK IT’S FIVE 50.
I STARTED BOOMER, I ACTUALLY
SAVE MONEY BY UBER.
WE JUST GOT OVER, AND TRUE STORY
, THE THREE TIMES I CALLED
UBER, THE SAME GUY CAME.
I SWEAR TO GOD, IT WAS ONE GUY
HE SAID HE WAS MAKING US THE
MONEY BECAUSE NO ONE HAD CAUGHT
ON THAT YOU COULD DRIVE OVER,
AND THAN ODDLY ENOUGH I’M A
SINGLE GUY, NONE OF THIS IS
JOKES, I WENT ON TINDER, THERE
WAS ONE PERSON ON TINDER. AND IT’S THE GUY THAT DRIVES THE
AND IT’S THE GUY THAT DRIVES THE
UBER.
>> ENO, IN ALASKA IF YOU GO TO GRINDER, THERE WOULD BE A LOT OF
GRINDER, THERE WOULD BE A LOT OF
BEARS.
>> PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY THAT
JOKE, THAT’S AN ACTUAL FACT.
THERE IS AN UPSIDE TO ALL OF
THIS, RIGHT?
>> NO.
I DON’T THINK THERE’S AN UPSIDE.
I THINK IT’S AWFUL.
I HAVE A HARD TIME NOT FEELING
KIND OF BAD FOR BIDEN BECAUSE HE
HAS NEVER BEEN A GUY THAT PEOPLE
TOOK SERIOUSLY, AND I KIND OF
KNOW HOW THAT FEELS.
UNFORTUNATELY.
I FEEL ONCE YOU MAKE IT TO BE
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA, YOU THINK
PEOPLE MIGHT START TAKING YOU
SERIOUSLY, AND THEY STILL DON’T,
SO IT’S PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO
HAPPEN.
IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE WANTS TO
BE DOING THIS.
THERE IS NO WAY I LIVE TO BE
THAT OLD, BUT IT’S HARD TO NOT
FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
IT IMPACTS ALL OF US SO MUCH AND
IT SEEMS TO KEEP GETTING WORSE.
>> THE LADY THAT PLEDGED I DON’T
TAKE HER SERIOUSLY, I CAN’T
REMEMBER HER NAME.
THE PROBLEM WITH THE PROBLEM IS
THAT IT AFFECTS EVERYONE.
INFLATION HITS EVERYBODY, AND HE
CANNOT PRETEND THAT SOMEHOW THIS
IS OKAY OR NORMAL.
>> SPEAKING OF SMALL THINGS, BIG
THINGS, WHEN TRUMP SAID HE
WANTED TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM
IT WAS A HUGE ISSUE AND THE
WHITE HOUSE.
IS THAT AN OFFICIAL POLICY DISH?
SOME OF THE CLEANUP ON AISLE
BIDEN IS STUFF LIKE YEAH, IT
WILL NUKE CHINA.
THAT IS A BIG DEAL, THAT’S A
PROBLEM, IN SAYING THAT STUFF
WHEN YOU ARE THE
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF ON THESE
HIGHLY SENSITIVE POLITICAL
ISSUES SO THE FACT THAT HE’S
WALKING AROUND SAYING WHO’S
CORRECTING ME, EVERYBODY’S
CORRECTING YOU BECAUSE THEY
DON’T ALL WANT TO DIE.
>> AND THAT’S AN INCENTIVE.
BUT EMILY SAYS HE WANTS TO SPEAK
FOR HIMSELF, SHOULD HE?
>> LET HIM.
FOR HIS POINTS, WE ARE EITHER
LEFT WITH JUST WHAT HE SAYS AND
THAT MAKES US EITHER CONFUSED OR
DEAD, OR WILL ACCEPT IT BECAUSE
THEN WE CAN CONTINUE OPERATING
IS A NATION THAT’S LIKE WHEN
SERIAL KILLER GETS FINALLY
ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED LIKE 16
DECADES LATER AND EVERYONE’S
LIKE NO, HE’S AN OLD MAN NOW.
DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
>> DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD
TAKE ME MORE SERIOUSLY IF I
STARTED GOING BY CATHERINE C
TIMPF.
YOU PARTNER NAME ON THE LEFT.
>> I DO HAVE MORE INITIALS.
>> THINK ABOUT THAT.
SUBMITTED SUBMITTED.
TOTALLY IGNORED THAT VERY GOOD
QUESTION.
SOMEHOW WE BEQUEATH MERCY TO OLD
BAD PEOPLE.