Once upon a time...
before Marvel took over cinema...
a bunch of rings were made
I like rings!
Oooo rings! [I like rings too!]
Thanks for the bling!
Everyone loved their rings
except...
Surprise, suckas!
The rings were actually a trick
The bad guy made a different ring
a Super Ring!
That had absolute admin powers over all the other rings!
This upset everybody
and they decided to fight the bad guy and his nasty OP ring.
FIGHT!
Destroy the Admin!
Come get your whoopin!
Many lives were lost
until...
Ow! My fingies!
Welp... I'm clearly defeated.
Yay! I win I mean we win!
Ooo! Finders keepers!
We have to throw it in the lava!
Nah... I'ma keep this ring forever!
And then he immediately lost it.
Dang it!
Ooooooo! I'ma keep these ringses forever!
And then he lost it too.
Dang it!
Ooo look at that!
I'ma keep this ring forever!
And then the actual movie begins
Gandalf!
Frodo!
Let's get this party started!
Yay!
It's my birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Bye.
(gasps)
Well that's rude!
Well that was fun.
With this here ring, I can do whatever I want!
I think you should leave it behind
You wanna die?
Come on...
PRETTY... PLEASE!
Okay fine! Geez!
What's going on?
What's this?
Oh it's just the most dangerous thing in the entire world
HERE!
I don't think I should.
And take your best friend too!
What up?
The hobbits have the ring!
Go get it!
Charge!
You must take the ring to the elves.
You have to stay hidden!
And don't put the ring on! It will make you invisible.
But wouldn't being invisible help me stay hidden?
Yes but then Souron will see you
I'm so confused.
Bye!
This is the furthest from home I've ever been.
Cool, Sam!
Now This is the furthest from home I've ever been.
He he. Yep!
Now THIS is the furthest I've ever been!
Okay you can shut up now, Sam.
Hey Saruman!
What are we gonna do about Sauron?
Hey! Why are your names so similar?
It's because I'm actually evil, see!
Dang it!
You spin me right round baby right round
Shut up!
Weeeeeeeeeee!
I was just thinking, Mr. Frodo.
Shouldn't we get more people to help us?
But why should we do that?
Comedic Relief!
But wont this make it more dangerous?
Nah! What's the worst that could happen?
I can smell you!
I feel funny.
I like it so I'm gonna put a ring on it.
You aint Queen B!
Wow! You didn't kill me?
Why?
I wanted you to see the bad guy army I'm making.
Gaze upon your doom!
That's dumb you're dumb!
Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
Ha ha! Stupid!
Gandalf out!
I'm going to regret that, aren't I?
Hey! Who is that mysterious man in the corner?
Oh! He's gonna be the leader of your group!
Really?
Yup! He's awesome and very attractive!
What?
Hello, ladies.
Wow! He aint lyin!
Can you help save us from the bad guys?
Let's get out of here.
The first key in staying hidden, is don't draw attention to yourself.
Like this fire???
HEY! They're over there!
Go get them!
Dang it!
Don't worry Mr. Frodo! We have swords!
Don't worry guys! I can turn invisible!
Ha ha! You can't see me!
Yes I can!
Hrneeeagh!
Hey there!
So Hooooooot!
And I'm not just talking about the Fire!
I don't feel so good!
We have to take him to the elves!
Only their magic can save him!
Or they can come to you!
Whoa!
There are girls in this movie!
Hey you!
You're finally awake!
Where am I?
You're in Rivendelle
The home of the elves.
Cool! Does that mean I'm safe?
No! Get out!
Can I at least get some help then?
Fine.
Fellowship runnin crew, introduce yourself!
I'm the favorite!
I have a napoleon complex!
And I'll never betray anyone!
The ring must be taken back to Mount Doom...
and thrown into the lava!
I have an idea!
We could use the Eagles!
What about the Nazgul?
The eagles would tear them apart!
The eagles will never agree to such a journey!
That's why we'll blind fold them!
Eagles do not interfere with the issues of man!
They just saved me!
I promise you they're not doing anything important!
This is dumb! I say we walk!
I say we fly!
All in favor of walking... stand up.
I was tired of my feet not touching the floor.
I can walk better than anyone here.
It tones my glutes.
I guess we can walk.
Fine! But if the Eagles swoop in and save you guys at the last second
I'm going to say I told you so
Hello!
Bilbo!
You're here too?
I'm just here to give you a few things for your adventure.
Here's a sword that glows like a light saber!
A what?
And some armor for when you get stabbed again!
Wait. Wut?
And finally...
A HEART ATTACK!!!
AAAAAGGGH!
OKAY BYE!
Alright everyone, lets go!
Look at us all! Look how brave we are!
Birds!
AAAAAAGHHHHHH!
That was close!
There's only one place that birds can't go...
The snowy mountains!
Nope!
Oh no!
Are you stuck?!
Good thing he didn't keep doing that!
He'd have probably killed us!
We should go to the mines!
The dwarves there will throw us a big party!
This party's kind of dead.
Gandalf, there's a weird creature following us.
What's it doing?
Forshadowingziz
I wonder what killed everyone.
It was us!
Eeewww! Go Away!
Aaaaaaaaoooooow!
Ha ha ha! Gotcha!
NO! The main character is dead!
They're not going to kill me!
But Borimir... um...
You should watch out.
Crap!
But how are you still alive?
Literal plot armor!
Hey Hey!
Mini Boss Battle!
Nah. 1v1 me bro!
Aaagh! It's an old man with a tiny stick!
You...
Shall Not...
Sass!
(magic)
Ha!
I don't think that did anything to...
the structural integrity of the...
Briiiiiaaaaaaaaaadge!
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
GGEZ
Gandalf!
I know what you're thinking!
We should've just used the freakin eagels!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
No!
I can't believe they've done it!
They actually killed a main character!
Don't worry! I'm sure he'll come back right when we need him.
Really?
You know it, baby!
Now lets get out of here before we run into someone else weird!
Hello everyone!
My name is Galadriel.
So hows it going?
We just lost Gandalf...
we've been walking so far...
we're trying to get rid of this ring of power...
Can you spare some soldier?
It would really help us out.
Nah.
Can I at least give you the ring...
so that I don't have to do it?
I could take the ring for you.
I'm totally stable and capable of handling the rings power!
You can totally trust me!
Nevermind.
This movie is almost over
but we need one more action sequence
Go get the ring!
But where are they?
Who knows
We'll just show a bunch of random shots of you running
and then you'll magically catch up.
Ha! Cool.
Shots of Running Orc
Running Orc
ha ha Ha HA HA!
Hey Frodo!
Mind if I hold that ring for a bit?
No!
Come on! We could take turns!
Aaagh! Go away!
That was a close one!
I see you!
Oh crap!
Wow!
How did you find us so fast?
We had a montage!
Let's dance!
Hey Frodo!
You wanna hide over here?
Nah. I'm gonna leave everyone behind!
Want us to cause a distraction then?
No you're already hidden
A distraction will get someone killed!
Distraction it is then!
No Wait!
DISTRACTION!
There they are! Get them!
Uh oh.
Don't worry I'll save you!
Ow! At least it's only one arrow.
I can still fight!
Oooow! That's gonna make it harder!
At least it didn't hit me in the knee!
Well that could do it.
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
Nah. We'd rather watch you die.
You're kinda famous for it.
Aaaaaaagh!
Idiots.
Any last words?
What's that behind you?
I aint falling for that!
Well you dead!
Borimir!
Where did they take them?
Who knows!
Wow! Has anyone told you how incredibly handsome you are?
My man!
*dies*
Mr. Frodo, come back!
No!
I'm coming with you!
Go away!
Then I'm drowning myself!
Ugh! So dramatic!
This was a mistake!
Oh give me a hug!
No I don't want to. You're sopping wet!
Can you let go now?
I don't mean to.
Let's get to them before they stop hugging!
Nah let's go after the hobbits that were captured.
Why? Isn't the ring more important?
We could probably make their journey way safer!
Or we could just kill more orcs.
Yeah. That does sound more fun.
Let's go!
Heh! Man, this Fellowship is wrecked!
Well there it is...
the end of the video.
Really?
But the story was just starting to get interesting!
Don't worry...
It's not like it's just gonna stop in the middle of a sente....