WARNING, The following video contains stupid and dangerous activities. Do not attempt to reenact, recreate or reincarnate any of the following stunts, dares or pretty much anything that's performed in the video. Viewer discretion is advised.
Ryan: So, what do you guys wanna do today?
lool
Ryan: I dare you?
Friend: Idon't want to do I dare you... [quietly, unsure]
Miranda: I don't wanna do I Dare You.
Ryan: Why not?
Miranda: I thought I was here for a tea party!
bro you weirdeokkiyuoy
*Laughter*
Miranda: It's a tea party right? We're all sitting here, ready to have some tea.
Will: Yeah tee... *Laughter*
Ryan: Welcome back to another episode of...
All: I Dare YOU!!!
Ryan [voiceover]: We take your dares, put them in a hat, and if we draw it the player
points it then decides how many points it's worth based on how daring of a dare it is..
If the player passes, the another player can take the steal.
The first player to get ten points wins something amazingly not amazing
As well as their name in the Hall of Fame!
Nope! Just kidding, they get the ball of lame
You basically write your name on a ball of aluminum foil..it's pretty lame.
Ryan: Anyway, we have a very special guest today, you guys may have heard of her, her name is Miranda Sings
Miranda: Yes, whoopty word to ya mother!
*Laughter*
Miranda: Hey I'm Miranda Sings, and I'm gonna win this so good because I'm the queen.
Ryan: We haven't done this in a while, I kinda forget the rules.
Ryan: We have some changes today: normally we don't win anything, but today we have: Lenovo Yoga 3 Pro!
*General sounds of awe*
Ryan: So, we actually have an incentive to win this time.
Ryan: If you guys watch my second channel, they sent us a bunch of free stuff.
Ryan: We didn't know who to give this to, so we just said- the winner of I dare you... [Miranda: You'll give it to me]
Ryan: If you win. Yeah, you can have it if you win.
Miranda: Yes, well I'm going to win
Greg: Have you ever played Truth or Dare before?
Miranda: Yeah, I play all the time all the time with myself at home, and I always win, undefeated.
Anyways, So the winner actually gets a prize. This is the first time that we are giving away a prize
And..It's a pretty decent.It's a real laptop. This is not a trick
And a....Wha..What do we do next?
Oh yeah..We got to do the loser dare
So the loser dare basically..I don't know if you know what that is
We all write down our own dares, and the loser of I Dare You has to pull from the cup
Any dares you want to make. Go
x2 Speed
Miranda: Mine's really good...I hope I get this one!
Watch out..She's undefeated..
UNDEFEATED!!
*Laughter*
Ryan: Alright.. Loser cup and we got our dares right here from all of you guys
Ryan: How do we decide who goes first? Greg: Whoever has the biggest lips....
Hmmmmmm....
Ryan:I think Greg actually...Yeah...*Greg mumbles*
*Laughter*
*Some weird tribal noise*
I dare you to sprint into a wall with an exercise ball..
Oh my gosh
Miranda; OH, That sounds fun! *Laughter*
Ryan: How many points? This isn't that hard..
Miranda: Yeah, I'd say two..
Ryan:Two is..Actually I'd say two.
*Laughter* How did you get lipstick up there XD
*Laughter* *Dramatic chipmunk look*
Look's good I like it! Uhh, Yeah look's nice
He's just jealous..He's just jealous
*Laughter* So uh two points..I think two points
*Laughter* She got it up there XD
*Laughter* Let's do it!
[Miranda's Glare that looks right at your soul...]
I hope you know how science works..
Ryan: Inertia.
Actually you know what, we should judge him based on how hard he goes
Yeah x2
Count him off..THREE, TWO, ONE!
Ohhh my god!!....*Laughter*
Miranda: YOU KIDDING ME HE ALMOST DIED!!!
Look at his elbows XD Oh they ashy dude..
You know what I'll give you a three for that..I'll give you a three too. Three point two
Point two..Alright! 3.2!
*POINT COUNTER*
Alright..Alright Ryan..That's the one..Nice
Ryan (reading): I dare you to take your toothbrush and stick it in the toilet, and then brush your teeth with it :)
Ohhhh.. Oh MY god..
Miranda: I've done this before it's not bad..
*Laughter* Ryan: I don't know if I want to do this.. I haven't cleaned my toilet in a while
Ryan: What is this worth? Let's be real..
Will: One?
Ryan: Because I'm willing to pass..
Miranda: ONE?! Are you kidding me?
*Laughter* I'm not kidding
Miranda: You want poop particles in your mouth worth ONE point??
You said you did it before...
Miranda: I have done it before
And you got no points. *Laughter*
Miranda: Yeah I know, but I got a delicious smile.
*Laughter*
Ryan: I'm passing this, who wants to do this?
Miranda: I'll do it.
Awww!
Miranda: Really?
Miranda: Ya, I mean just dip it in the poo water.
Ryan: And brush your teeth with it?!
Easy.
Easy!!
Aww she wants it!
She wants to take the steal.
10 POINTS!!!!!
10 points?!
Ryan: I would say this is like a 4.
Miranda: OHHHHHH!!
Miranda: All right lets do it. 4 points? 4 points.
Ryan: This is like 4 points. This is disgusting!
*inaudible*
OHHH!! Oh my god. SWIRL IT!!
AWWWWWWW!!!
Miranda: Swirling, it's swirling, it's swirling [background: Oh my god...]
Ryan: I don't know when this was last cleaned, I'm gonna be honest
Miranda: Oh look- It's dripping a little bit...
Everyone: AWWWW!!! Sean: OH MY GOD!
*laughing*
Ryan: Ahgh... that is disgusting
Okay okay okay! You're good, you're done
Augh, your lipstick's on the thing! *laughter*
Looks like blood -- AUGH!
*laughter*
Ryan: I'm glad I passed that...
Miranda: More points mother [drugger?]
*points tallied* ... Ryan: I'm not getting shown up today so I need to take a steal
And Miranda's next. - Yep, and she's next.
- I could win right now.
- Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
- I dear one of you guys to pick someone's
nose with someone else's toe. - What? - What the heck? So I don't have to do anything?
- Yeah, that doesn't make sense. - I just pick what-- yes!
I get so many points! - No, no.
- How about you do your own, your own foot? - What do you have to do?
You have to put your own toe in your own nose?
- Yep. - I can do that.
- That's two. - Two points. Okay. I can do this.
I need some epic music, please.
- Oh, okay. (smacking legs)
(others hum music)
- Oh!
(laughter)
- Oh, my God.
Yeah! Two points. - I feel so
insignificant on this show. - Just so you know,
my boogers are now on your floor.
(laughter) (chime)
- Dude, she put the big--
I thought she was gonna use the pinky toe or something. She used the big one.
- That's-- you gotta be more flexible for that. - Hey, look at her lipstick now.
- Oh, my god. (laughter)
- All right, let's go, Will. - What you got, Will? - Here we go, baby! Big paper, big points.
"I dare you to get hit with an egg by every person who is playing."
- I am down. - Let's do it.
- Are you doing it?
'Cause if not, I'll steal that right now. - I'm gonna change chairs.
- Wait. (laughter)
- You can change your short. - I can't even
imitate that. Huh? - Miranda says I can.
- I said you cannot. If you do, you have to lose a point, no offense.
- Yes, I agree.
- All right, I'll lose a point. - Okay, so what will we give this normally?
- I'ma say-- - Where are we cracking the eggs?
- Probably outside. - No, I mean on his body.
- Oh. Are we throwing it, or...? - We can throw it.
- Well, that ups the ante a little bit, 'cause that will work.
- I don't know. - I'll give you three.
- I would say three. - I'll give you three.
- Let's do it. - Three points.
We all get to throw eggs at you. - Okay.
- You ready? - Go.
- (grunts, then groans loudly) (laughter)
- (inaudible) - Should we, like, break it first?
- Maybe you should break it a little. - Ready?
- (screaming) (laughter)
- Ah, bee! (laughter)
- I'm ready, Miranda! - It's dripping.
- Eww!
- Aah! - Oh! Hey, that was the best.
- ...gonna whip this, I already know. - Come on, dude.
- Don't hit me too hard, please. No. Oh, sh-- Oh, that was--
- You missed! - You missed the wall!
- Oh. - Oh, Greg, don't cry. Greg, don't cry!
- Greg, it's okay. (beep)
- Let's go, Sean. - "I dare you to eat Marley's food."
- Whoa! - That's easy.
- I can do that. - We've eaten dog food before. You got to eat,
like, a clean handful. - Out of the bowl, without using your hands. Like this.
- Oh! - Whoa!
- Like how Marley would eat it. - Oh.
Zigga! (laughter)
- This is a good
two or three. Maybe three, depending on how convincing of a dog you are.
- H has to get it with his tongue. (others groan)
- What does it taste like? - Is it good?
- (barks) (laughter)
- Good boy. Oh. (laughter)
- Are we doing this one at a time? Is this how this is working?
- No, he has to eat all of it right now. - Here, boy.
- (barks) - This is so disturbing.
- Clean bowl. (barking in background)
- Miranda, is that gross? - Disgusting! I love dog food, but he's eating with his mouth open.
- All right, three. - There it is. Three points.
- Let's go, Greg. - "Digithacks. Use a belt and whip the person to your left."
- Firmest whip gets points. I'll take it you don't want to do it.
I need the points. - You gotta get whipped. - Someone wants to get whipped over here. - You just want to get whipped.
- I'll do it, but I want to see Ryan get spanked also. (laughter) - We can do
escalating pains, good old-fashioned. - Okay. I like the three-- three for the total.
- So four hits, escalating strengths. - Three points.
- Okay, let's do it.
I'm flexing right now. - So you set the bar.
- Oh my-- - Ooh, that's a pretty high bar. That's a good bar.
- It's not even the ass part. It's the leg that hurts. (laughter)
- Go. - That was pretty good.
- Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one. - (heavy breathing)
- (whimpers, groans) - Whoa!
- Sorry. - People like this?
(laughter) - You do, according to you.
- I like it. - Is the final one a bare butt?
(laughter) - Extra point.
- Hey, extra point, yeah. - No.
- Boxers? - I don't have boxers on.
- Woo! - Whoa!
- See? He's a kinky one. - Commando!
- All right, ready. - Are you getting a running start? - Happy Gilmore.
(smack) - Oh!
- Got him on the leg, too! - That wasn't the ass! That wasn't the ass!
(laughter) - I'm sorry.
- Four points? - Pour points. - I'm good.
Wait, it's my turn? - Yes. - I'm winning this
right now. (fanfare)
- That's the one. - There you go.
- "Kick the corner of the table as hard as you can." - Oh!
- We'll give you points based on how hard. - Maybe an apple box? - What corner? Yeah, I'll do that.
- Yeah, we'll do an apple box.
- Straight on, like this? - Just like that, there you go.
- All right, ready? (thump)
(all exclaiming) - Now my leg and my foot hurts! No blood, no blood, we're good. I'm not gonna lie. It's not as painful as
the whip. - One point.
- I'll take whatever I can get. I want to win. (fanfare)
- One or two? (overlapping chatter)
- 1.5? - Yeah. - 1.6 is a little bit better.
- 1.6. - 1.6.
- All right, let's go, Miranda. - "Go to the car and lick half the
steering wheels. Suggestion points for a friend. Half the steering wheel? - That's pretty--
- That's pretty dirty. - That's one of the dirtiest places in a car.
- I'll do that. - You would do that? - Yes.
- You do gross stuff. You're a freak. - I like eating. (laughter)
- How much is this worth? - I would say two.
- I can do it. Half of this? - Yep.
- I'm ready for it. - Oh, my god.
- Oh. Oh. (laughter)
- (gags) - Yay! - It tastes like dust.
(laughter) That's disgusting. - All right, two points, I guess. She's still in the lead.
- Yes! (singing) - She has eight already.
- Go, Will. - Okay.
- Will, Will, let's do it!
- "I dare you to her high-fived in the face by two or more people."
- What? - High-five in the face.
- I think your face is the middle of a high-five.
- Oh. - So you're getting slapped-- yeah.
- What does that mean? Somebody has to, like, jump up, in between?
- I think it's like a choreograph, all three of them. - Ooh, that'd be tight.
- You do two groups? Two groups? - Oh, two groups.
- Yeah. - Okay, yeah.
- Yeah. - Me, Sean, and--
- Just don't hit my ears.
- No, that's a part of it.
- That's the freaking point.
(laughter) - Oh, dude.
- Ready? One, two, three.
(laughter)
- We're going harder than that. You gotta go harder than that.
- That's hard. - That's really hard.
- Try not to jump.
- Just go slap.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- One, two, three.
- Oh... - Oh! Oh!
- What happened? Why did you stop?
- I thought you were gonna jump.
- We said no jump. We said--
- I thought we were not jumping.
- No jump, no jump.
(overlapping speech) - I gotta go.
I still gotta go. Ready? One, two, three.
(laughter)
- Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm good.
- How does that work? We didn't even decide.
- Yeah, what was that worth? - Two points.
- That was like two. - All right, two-pointer.
- "I dare you to eat a full lemon in under a minute."
- Oh! - Oh!
- Do we have one? How big is the lemon?
- Let me show you.
- Oh, this is small. - A minute?
- One minute? That's impossible. - Dude, that's a lot of--
- A lemon? Are you kidding me? - Wait is it-- nice.
- No, not peeled.
- Not peeled? - Oh!
- I would say it doesn't even need to be under a minute. I would just say eat the whole thing.
Okay, if he does it in a minute, I would say five.
- Okay. - But if not, three.
- Okay. - Three, two, one. Go.
Oh! Why does it sound hard? - Kinda hard.
- Is it sour or what? - Heck yeah.
- You can spell it. It's sour. - It smells nice.
(laughter)
- Oh! Oh, so much juices. - Lemonade.
- Is it good? His eyes. - I'm crying.
- All right, the minute's up. But you can still eat it for three points.
- Let's go, Sean. Go for the gold.
- Oh, my god. - Dude, he's going.
- Citrus aromatherapy. I just want to smell your breath now.
(sniffing)
Oh, it's warm. (laughter)
- Kinda smells like lemon dog food.
- Yeah, Sean's doing all the eating ones today.
- Last bite. That's the crunchy part.
- It's the best part. - There we go.
- Oh! - Yeah.
- Three points, I guess?
- I'll say four. - I would say four, too.
- What? - That was a big lemon.
- What? You know what? I'd rather do that than still brush my teeth with poop.
- Three.
- Three? - 3.5.
- 3.5. I'm okay with that.
- 3.5. - 3.5.
- Round three, baby. - Let's do it.
- "Smear hot sauce all over your face." - Oh!
- That's terrible, dude. - Ow.
- That's so spicy.
- I don't know if that's a good idea, dude. Tabasco? This is not safe. Like, if you get
this in your eyes, you're dead. (laughter)
- I want to just pour it in my hand and slap it on his face.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's a good idea. - Actually, what if we did like a hand...
- You're a pretty nasty dude. - A slap, hot sauce slap.
- Let's do that. - Fair?
- Fair. - Do I get a point for this? I get hot sauce in my hand.
- You can have .1.
- Oh, okay. (laughter)
- We're gonna change it to this.
- Sriracha? - This is too watery.
Tell me how much I should put on. - It's as much as
you want. You're getting a .1 for it.
Oh, that's a lot. - Is that good? - Yeah.
- Give me a countdown.
- Sriracha slap. - Ready! Three, two,
one! Oh! (laughter)
- I was in the splash zone! - Dude.
- It's on the piano!
- No! (laughter)
- Dude, did you play softball? What the-- (laughter)
- All right, what do you guys say? Four points?
Yeah, I'd say four points. - I'ma say four.
- That's hot.
- Oh, that's the one. "I dare you to bash your face into the table."
- What? - Oh!
- Are you kidding? - Dang.
- I'll do it.
- What's this worth? A point? - Three? Two?
- I don't know. It depends how hard you go. - Three? Are you crazy?
- Let's say decide.
- All right, ready? Count me down.
- One. Two. Three. - Stop.
- One, two, three.
(bang) - Oh!
- Kinda hit my nose. - Oh!
- It wasn't that bad. - I see the red mark.
- That wasn't that good. - That was one point.
- One point? - Miranda says one.
- Okay, that was weak. I'll take one.
- All right, let's go, Miranda.
- "I dare you to lick peanut butter
off of the hairiest armpit in the room." - Oh!
- We already know whose armpit that is. - Disgusting.
- Mine? (laughter)
- Let's see it, Sean.
- Oh! - Oh, my gosh.
- Are you kidding me? That's disgusting.
- This is for a brand-new Lenovo laptop!
- Okay, I'll try it. - Oh!
- Oh! - How much is this worth, actually?
- It's for the win. - It's for the win.
- You end it right now. You're the winner.
He's the loser. - Bonk.
- Give me your armpit, baby. (laughter)
- Oh, my gosh.
- Dang! - Doing it!
- Take a look at this real quick. There's sweat.
- Oh! - Straight-up sweat.
- I feel kinda awkward about-- - That's a fat bush you got.
- This is kinda weird. - This is very weird.
- Oh, my god. - Oh! Oh!
- Oh! (laughter)
- Oh, my god. - Yummy.
- Pretty good. - That is salty.
- Salty? - That tickled.
- The aftertaste was not good. What kind of deodorant do you use?
(laughter)
- Well, she won. - I won?
- Yeah, she won. (cheering)
(cheering) - Yeah!
- So Miranda's our winner, and she's gonna win the Lenovo laptop. But before we get to that, we also have our favorite part,
which is the loser cup, and that is... Will.
- Ha-ha! - Will, you're the loser,
so you get to pull from the loser cup. - Dun, dun, dun!
- You're the loser. - I hope he gets mine.
- (burps)
(laughter) - I--
- That is mine! - "Take a bit of lipstick"?
- Oh! - Does anyone have--
- I have-- of course I have lipstick. - Oh, there you go.
And it's Miranda Sings lipstick. It's Miranda's lipstick.
- One last-- - Oh, there you go.
- Oh, it's fresh.
- Take a big chunk. Big chunk. - Oh.
- Oh! Is it like eating a crayon? - Oh, snap.
- What does it taste like? - Ugh. It tastes weird.
- Like what? - Like chemicals?
- Yeah. (laughter)
- Oh, good job, Will. - Good job, Will.
- Yeah! (cheers and laughter)
- With that being said, I guess Miranda's our winner. Is this the first--
- Woo! - Oh, no, wait. Lilly won once. Second guest winner?
No, wait. Julien won. Okay, third guest winner. You're not that special. You're third.
- What the heck? I'm very special.
- All right, Miranda's over here, and she wins a brand-new Yoga 3 Pro!
(cheering)
Do you ever see those commercials with it, like, bending and stuff?
- Oh, yeah. - So you can't break it. See, it's extra safe.
- I can't break it? - Try it.
- No, watch. - Try to break it.
- See. It not only goes this way, but it also goes this way.
- Whoa! - Dang!
- Wow!
That's so funny. Can it be a hat?
(laughter)
- So in addition to your brand-new laptop, you also get to sign our trophy, which is
the foil ball of shame. - Wow.
- (dramatic harmonizing)
- A little lipstick on there. - Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh, there we go. - Beautiful.
- Oh!
(laughter)
- Miranda's our winner. Here you go. Have fun. - Thank you.
- Miranda Sings. Make sure you guys check out her channel. - Yes.
- She also has-- I don't know
actually in relation what Colleen is to you.
- She's annoying. She's a loser. Don't subscribe to her. - Yeah, don't subscribe to Colleen.
- But check out Miranda Sings' channel coming up right here. (snaps fingers)
- Dun-dun-dun.
- I'm just gonna leave. I'm gonna leave that right there.
- Zinga!
- So thank you guys again so much for watching. If you want to see the previous video, click the one
on the left. If you want to see the previous I Dare You video, click the one on the
right, and remember to leave your dares in the comment section below and check
out for Miranda Sings' channel on Miranda Sings. That's-- that's her channel.
And also again, leave the dares and who you want to see next.
Miranda Sings' channel.