- So it's a bump that the doctors found.
And, and so we're just, we're just going
to wait and see if it needs um,
I mean, if it needs an ultrasound, so
- Hmm. Wow.
Have you always worn glasses?
- Huh?
- Glasses, I've just never seen you wear them.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Anyway, it does, I mean, if you press it,
it's quite painful.
- Since when?
- Well since I, I mean, I told you I found it last week.
- No, since when have you had the glasses?
- Oh, uh, since um, for a while,
- Huh.
They kind of look like fake glasses.
- Hm?
- They kinda look fake, you know, like they don't like,
like they look like they're not real glasses,
but that would be super lame if you're wearing fake glasses.
- Oh yeah. Yeah.
Now, you know, I do, I get quite a bit of mobility still,
which I mean, which I was surprised by
- I mean it's kind of cool when they do it,
like when they do it for fashion,
they like, sometimes that looks kind of cool.
- Yeah. Some, sometimes. They do, they have cute frames,
- Yeah but it's super lame when people do it
in real life, you know?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, it is coming from my back.
- So what's your prescription?
- What?
- What's your prescription?
Oh, for the, it's um
point, well, it's when I,
you know, it's different in both eyes.
- Oh, Oh, okay. So the left eye then.
- Oh, the left eye? It's the left eye is it's, it's
between, it's in, it's in a range.
It's between two it's 2.3,
between two and four plus two, two and four.
- Wow. That's a pretty big range.
- Is it? Whoa. Yeah.
It's I know it's been a long time since I've, you know,
cause I've lived with this for, so I just,
I don't even know.
- So do you wear contacts?
- No, no, I, I just can't see.
I'm as blind as a bat.
So when I'm like, what I have is like,
it's a near- I'm near sighted. So when I,
when I'm reading, I can't read the computer.
So I'm not near it's, when I'm driving. Oh, I can't even.
So it's a near-far. I can't see far.
So I like, you know, like, yes, hello,
No, yes, no. So it's quite the it's it's a sizzasism,
it's an asig, astigacism, asigasemen, sinasig, uh, sig, sid,
It's an asistacism.
- Is it a an astigmatism?
Yeah, yeah. It's yes it is. It's an astigmatism.
- Okay.
- So anyway, I, I was looking at-
- How many fingers am I holding up?
- Three.
- No, without the glasses.
- I have no idea.
- Really?
- Yeah. It's just blurry.
- You're lying.
- How am I lying? I can't see you.
- There's no way your eyes are this bad.
- Well, they are.
- Let me try on your glasses.
- No.
- Yeah, let me try them on.
- Okay. Can we, let's be adults here.
You don't need to try on my glasses so I can prove
to you that I need glasses.
- Yeah, okay, Let's be adults and not lie
about wearing fake glasses. Give me your glasses.
I want try them on.
- I will not.
- They're obviously fake. If you're making a big fuss
about it. Just give me your glasses.
- I will. Fine.
But I'm warning you.
- Thank you.
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- I don't, I don't know.
I don't, I, I don't, I don't want,
I don't want that, that anymore.
I don't want that anymore.
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- It's an assistance. It's six 67 67 67 CSUSM. Same source.
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