(spooky music) (people chattering)
- My name is Vladimera,
and I vant to suck your blood!
(laughter)
- That is awesome, Katie! - Yes, Katie!
- Grab a drink, have some fun!
- I vill.
I sure hope you have blood,
or else I might have to suck your blood!
(laughter) - Oh!
- Yeah, I just haven't seen the third movie,
so I don't know if I should watch the fourth.
- I mean, you should see the fourth,
but absolutely watch the third, it's my--
- You think I am drinking wine!
But I am actually drinking
the blood of the living!
(laughter) (hisses)
- Katie, but just to make sure,
you're my designated driver tonight, right?
So you won't be drinking anymore than that?
- Eh, ve vill see, a vampire is very thirsty!
- (laughs) Okay, but for real,
I need to make different plans if you are.
- (laughs) I'm sorry,
but a vampire does not make promises
vith the living!
- Okay, but can you just give me a straight answer,
just so I know?
- I vant to suck your blood!
- Okay, I'm just gonna find a different way home.
- You don't have to take the costume that seriously,
it's just Halloween.
- Costume?
Vat are you talking about,
I am a for real vampire from Transylvania!
You know, I have to be invited in,
you cannot see my reflection in the mirror,
and I vant to suck your blood! (hisses)
- Okay, this actually getting a little annoying.
- No, it's fun!
I'm actually a real sailor too, Katie!
(laughter)
- Vat are you talking about?
No you're not.
- Yes I am!
I live on the high seas,
maybe I'll sail my ship over to your castle!
- Transylvania's landlocked, okay?
Good luck with that, you sound so stupid!
You know what?
I want more blood.
- Katie, you're kind of ruining this party.
- (laughs) Who's Katie?
I told you when I came in, were you not listening?
My name is Vladimera,
and I vant to suck your blood!
- Yes, we get it, you keep saying that!
(hisses)
- Oh no.
Guys?
(soft music)
I just got a text from my parents,
my childhood dog died.
- Oh!
- No!
- Vat?
- I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
- Vat happened to your dog,
did a vampire suck his blood?
(sobs)
God, I vish I had gotten to him first!
You know, dog blood is almost as good
as human blood!
- Katie, this isn't a joke,
Grant is actually really upset.
- Yeah, we're trying to comfort him.
- Ah, yes.
You know vat, Grant?
Have you thought about maybe getting a bat?
You know, sometimes I am a bat.
I've been looking for a new master.
- No.
I just want my dog!
- See, now you really upset him!
- Okay, I know how to fix this.
I will suck your blood
and you will go to the afterlife
and join your beloved dog!
(hisses)
(Grant screams)
- Katie, get back here, what are you doing?
(everyone screaming)
Katie!
(screaming continues)
Oh no!
(everyone screaming)
I have garlic!
Stay away from me, demon!
- No please!
I beg of you!
(thuds)
(screams)
(sound of oozing)
- Should we split an Uber to the hospital?
- Oh!
Don't call an ambulance, I don't have the money!