guys i can't find a baked potato
anywhere in this entire country
where can i get a baked potato guys i
want to say thank you to grubhub
for not only sponsoring today's video
but for getting my little quarantine
heart the baked potato
i just got out of a 14 day quarantine
fully isolated
and wow did i learn a lot
you don't have to be lonely when you're
alone mostly that i now understand why
solitary confinement is a
full-on punishment but she's free she's
fabulous
and she's ready to snack hi
hi seven pints of ice cream oh thank god
wow looks like a party in there are you
celebrating no actually i'm alone
would you want to come hang out with me
baby oh no i have a
i've got a lot of food to deliver still
so much
so much food bye
i ordered all this ice cream because
dating in the pandemic
is hard you know what it's like every
single time you message someone
you have to ask yourself am i willing to
contract a deadly disease and die
for this cute person
i don't know that's a lot of pressure oh
my god girl i could sense you were in a
big sad
girl i see you got cookie dough
delivered what's wrong
i got dumbed oh
wait you weren't seeing someone yeah i
mean like
like yeah we were like talking to each
other and stuff
oh okay like how long were you talking
you know like you know we sent like
emotional and vulnerable and connecting
messages back and forth
like twice so you know
oh but you didn't meet up in person
no but we were gonna eventually you know
melissa we had so much in common
okay we both we like music
and we were like oh i love watching
movies
and we both love food so much we agreed
we would probably die without it okay so
like we were basically soul mates
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yeah that's it sounds like it
yeah you know what you guys i have a lot
to do i have a lot to do
um i yeah i'm supposed to start eating
all this ice cream
in five minutes and i gotta do that
until i
stop hating myself or i just hate myself
more so i should go
i'm exaggerating for comedic effect we
dated
for several months and why does it
hurt so much when someone you weren't
even in a relationship with
breaks up with you well i consulted the
114 million google search results and my
therapist so that you don't have to
and first off this is very validating
your feelings are real they are valid
you had a connection with someone and
therefore you
had hope and i think this is why it
sucks so bad
hope because when these many
relationships end
all we're left with is this fantasy of
what could have been
when you're in a long-term relationship
with someone you know why you're no
longer suited for each other
honestly i don't know how we made it two
years into this relationship without me
ever realizing you don't like baked
potatoes but that is
that is a deal breaker for me are you
serious potatoes are versatile
baked mashed gratin hash i mean the list
goes on and on if you do not like a
vegetable
that is this multifaceted then there is
something
deeply deeply wrong with you in an
almost relationship we don't get that
kind of closure we just have the
fantasy version in our heads of what it
could have been
and any fantasy is going to be
infinitely better than whatever the
realistic relationship would have looked
like this is why it hurts so bad we're
mourning an idealic dream version
of us not to mention the pain of
rejection the daunting task of having to
find new connection
the re-emergence of loneliness and any
self-esteem issues this rupture may have
caused
so how do you mourn a relationship you
never had well what we're really
mourning
is the dream the dream that that person
represented it's not about them it's
about you so remember
even though that person is no longer
part of the equation the dream is still
alive
and uh you know i say this but i am
also still very sad about it which is uh
why i'm gonna go eat six pints of ice
cream
and in the words of a great prophet
thank you next thank you again to
grubhub for sponsoring today's video
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i'm not gonna lie
i'm a very big advocate for second
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better feeling than ordering second
dinner and the same delivery person who
brought you first dinner opens the door
and you have to explain you started
craving indian when you were eating
sushi
about an hour ago and they laugh and
they're delightfully confused but
definitely judging you a little bit
grubhub bye