(Anthony) Aw man! I wish my dog could shapeshift and talk!
(Ian) SHUT UP!
He's a badass man buildin' a badass hat!
A badass man buildin' a badass hat!
Badass! Badass!
(cackling)
Guess what, man?
I haven't slept in three days but I finally--
What the hell is that?
What? My Finn hat?
Oh yeah, I just found it at some thrift store down the street.
Got it for three bucks! Heh heh.
Plus, I found this sweet ass sword in the gutter!
It's like a perfect replica of Finn's sword!
Yeah, I know!
-I guess that means you'll be Jake then. -No, you be Jake.
No! You're gonna be Jake.
I'll be Jake!
(together) F*ck off, Stevie!!
Fine, I guess we can BOTH be Finn,
but I'm gonna be a way better Finn than you.
Uh, hah hah, okay.
I think we're just gonna have to wait and see
once a princess-saving adventure comes along.
(clock ticks)
Oookay, we might need to create our own adventure, huh?
F*ck yeah! Heh.
ADVENTURE TIME!!!
We have the sword from Adventure Time
And really cool hats from adventure time
(laughing idiotically)
Ian and Anthony are gonna have a really good time
Oh, dude, look!
-Just singin' a song... -A princess in need of saving!
Are you sure?
Just looks like some girl that's havin' a good time with her boyfriend.
Come on, man!
Are we on a princess-saving adventure or not?
How about we create a disaster to save her from.
-Eeeeh? -Eeeh.
MATHEMATICAL!
(Anthony and Ian chuckle)
Shhhhh!
You are my boyfriend!
(continues singing) You're so in love.
(screaming)
What the heck?!
What the heck, yo?!
It's alright, princess.
-You're safe now, thanks to me! -Uh, and me!
Ricardo?!
Strum twice if you're alive and once if you're dead.
(Ricardo groans and strums once)
(groaning in pain)
Well, uh, looks like he's dead, so how about that kiss?
-HUH! -GODDARN IT!
BALLTASTIC!
What the hell?! Who's parked in our driveway?
(Anthony) Oh my god..the Ice King!
Looks like adventure has finally found US!
Rhombus!
-Heh heh. -Yeah!
-Ow! -Ow.
Let's do it better.
Ow!
AWKWARD!
What're you doing in our house, Ice King?!
Yeah, whatever dastardly plot you're up to, we're here to thwart it!
Yeah!
What?!
I'm fixin' your fridge.
You called me about it last week?
Ohhh, that's right.
Yeah, so I kinda was getting some bacon pancakes
and kinda cut a tube.
Yeah, causing a lot of fumes to leak into the house!
Have you guys been acting strangely the past few days?
These stupid pants won't fit over my cankle!
Error! Error! 1101! Error!
GAAAHRRRRR.
Nah, it's been a pretty normal week.
Now eat THIS, Ice King! HYAH!
I'm not the Ice King!
It's just the name of my company!
(wind whistles)
Get it?! I fix freezers!
(wind whistles)
I'm the ice king.
If I fixed sofas, I'd be the sofa king!
Heh heh, sofa king.
You get it? Sofa king!
Yeah, I get it.
And that joke was "sofa-king" STUPID! (sofa-king sounds like so f*cking)
HYAAAAH!
(groans and whimpers)
(scoffs) Let's get outta here, man.
-These fridge fumes are totally bunk! -Yeah!
I THINK WE JUST KILLED A GUY!
WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS!!!
What about me?!
Don't worry! I breathe fumes all the time!
(takes a big whiff)
(exhales)
(takes a big whiff)
(exhales)
Man, you know what I learned today?
Yeah. In life you choose your own adventures
and there's an endless bound of possibilities
waiting for you right outside your door.
Sure, it's easy to think your life is boring,
but you just need to get out there and make the most of it.
No. That's not at all what I meant.
Oh. I mean, uh, you wanna go break some stuff in slow motion?!
F*ck yeah!
(in slo-mo) NOOOOO! DOOON'T HIIT THAT NUCLEAR BOOOOMB!
(in slow-mo) I CAN'T UNDERSTAAAND YOU!
YOU'RE TALKING TO SLOOOOW!
I SAAAAID, DON'T HIT THAT NUCLEEEAR--
(explosion)
NUKLEOMATIC!!
(Ian) I'm a ghost!
(takes a big whiff)
(exhales)
(takes a big whiff)
(exhales)
(Anthony) If you wanna see behind-the-scenes footage
and bloopers like this lovely clip...
I've been chopping my penis off with the sword, inch by inch everyday.
-How much is left? -Ten inches.
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To see us an episode of men at arms,
where we smash a bunch of stuff with Jake's sword,
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