LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TINA FEY!
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>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, GUYS. IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE HOSTING
THE SEASON FINALE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
WE'VE HAD A LOVELY TIME HERE THIS WEEK.
IN FACT, I REALIZE IT HAS BEEN 20 YEARS SINCE I FIRST STARTED
WORKING HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH. I GOT HERE ON MONDAY.
PEOPLE ON THE CREW CAME UP TO ME IN THE STUDIO AND SAID WELCOME
HOME. IT MADE ME FEEL SO BAD THAT I
DIDN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. ALSO, YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I TURNED 60.
NOT REALLY, I JUST SAY THAT SO THAT PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, "WOW,
YOU LOOK AMAZING." SINCE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY THIS
WEEK THEY SAID I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANTED FOR MY
MONOLOGUE, SO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOME QUESTIONS FROM THE
AUDIENCE. SO DOES ANYONE HAVE A QUESTION?
YES. YOU, SIR.
>> YES, HI. I HAVE A QUESTION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DO YOU THINK THAT THE SHOW HAS
TOO MANY CELEBRITY CAMEOS THESE DAYS?
I'M WORRIED THE CAST ISN'T GETTING A CHANCE TO GROW.
>> I AGREE. YEAH, I THINK ACTUALLY IT KIND
OF HURTS THE SHOW A LITTLE BIT. THANK YOU.
YOU, SIR? >> YES --
>> NO, I'M SORRY. I WAS POINTING AT THE GUY BEHIND
YOU. >> HI, YES.
IS KENAN THOMPSON ON THE SHOW TONIGHT?
>> YES, KENAN WILL DEFINITELY BE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
>> HE'S GREAT. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
REPLACING KEENAN WITH A SLIGHTLY MORE FAMOUS PERSON?
COULD BE FUN. >> I'LL PASS IT ALONG.
THANK YOU. ANYONE ELSE?
YES, OVER THERE, SIR. >> UH, NEVER MIND.
HE ALREADY ASKED MY QUESTION. >> OKAY.
YES, SIR? >> YEAH, HI.
I JUST WANTED TO ASK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WITH ALL THE MAKEUP, COULD YOU TELL THAT I WAS ROBERT MUELLER?
>> YES, MR. DE NIRO, WE KNEW THAT WAS YOU.
>> OKAY, OKAY, BECAUSE THAT'S A BIG BREAK FOR ME.
>> OH, HEY, FRED ARMISEN IS HERE.
HI, BUDDY. >> HI, TINA.
YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION. DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT SO
MANY FORMER CAST MEMBERS HANG AROUND THE SHOW ALL THE TIME?
>> THERE DOES SEEM TO BE A LOT OF US.
DOES IT SEEM WEIRD TO YOU? >> I THINK IT'S GREAT.
>> YEAH, BUT, DOESN'T PART OF YOU FEEL LIKE WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE TAKE UP TIME THAT SHOULD GO TO THE NEW PEOPLE ON THE SHOW?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
I GUESS, I SHOULDN'T TAKE UP ALL THAT TIME THAT NEW PEOPLE COULD
BE USING. YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY.
>> OH, THANKS. YOU LOOK GREAT, TOO.
>> THANK YOU. I'M ON THIS NEW PROGRAM.
I'M WALKING A LOT. TRYING TO HAVE MORE OF A REGULAR
SLEEP SCHEDULE. DRINKING A LOT OF JUICE.
>> THAT SOUNDS REALLY HEALTHY, FRED.
>> OH, IT'S SO IMPORTANT. NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN L.A. I'M
GOING TO TAKE YOU TO MY JUICE GUY.
HE'S BRAZILIAN, ONLY SPEAKS PORTUGUESE.
AND HE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE PUTS A LOT OF THE PULP OF THE
JUICES. SO YOU GET MORE OF THE FIBER.
OTHERWISE YOU'RE JUST GETTING THE SUGAR AND THE WATER AND
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. THE FIBER IS REALLY WHAT YOUR
BODY WANTS. I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS I TALKING
ABOUT? OH, YEAH.
SO THE NEW PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE A LOT MORE CAMERA TIME, YES.
>> OVER HERE, YES. >> HI.
SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY ROBERT DE NIRO?
>> YES, YES, IT WAS. >> WOW.
>> YES? OVER HERE.
>> YEAH, HI. ME, AGAIN.
I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME TO PLAY
ANYONE ON THE NEWS. I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.
>> YEAH. THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO PLAY SOMEONE ON THE
NEWS. I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THAT.
>> WHAT ABOUT STEVE MNUCHIN? PEOPLE SAY I LOOK A LITTLE BIT
LIKE HIM. >> DO YOU WANT TO PLAY
STEVE MNUCHIN? >> I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, BUT
IF I LOOK LIKE HIM, YOU KNOW -- IT WOULD GIVE ME SOMETHING TO
DO. >> OKAY, WELL, THERE'S A SIGN-UP
SHEET IN THE HALL. ANYONE ELSE?
YEAH. >> HI.
I WAS HERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND I FORGOT MY HAT.
I THINK I LEFT IT IN THE HOST DRESSING ROOM.
>> I THINK I SAW IT. I'LL TRY TO GET THAT BACK TO
YOU. >> OKAY, COOL.
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE A SYSTEM IN PLACE SO I'LL BE ABLE
TO TELL IF YOU WORE IT OR NOT. >> OKAY.
WELL, IF THERE ARE NO MORE QUESTIONS, I GUESS WE ARE DONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NO, WE ARE NOT, TINA.
IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FORGET TO SURPRISE YOU ON YOUR
BIRTHDAY, YOU ARE CRAZY. ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE HERE AND
EVERYONE WATCHING AT HOME OR AT A BUS STATION, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
TINA FEY. >> OH, THANK YOU, TRACY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MY BIRTHDAY WAS ACTUALLY
YESTERDAY. >> WELL, SURPRISE, GIRL.
AND IF YOUR MAN DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL TODAY, I WILL.
IF YOUR MAN DOESN'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED TODAY, I WILL.
>> YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MY HUSBAND JEFF.
YOU WORKED TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.
>> NAH. WHEN IT'S BIRTHDAYS ALL BETS ARE
OFF. YOU'RE 60, BABY.
THAT'S GROSS, BUT I LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU, TOO, TRACY.
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE? >> WHO?
>> NICKI MINAJ IS HERE. >> NICKI MINAJ IS HERE?
>> YEAH. >> I'M GOING TO GET THAT
PREGNANT. >> STICK AROUND.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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