- I love how they're all biding for my love and attention
and I have to do nothing.
(drumming music)
Hi, my name is Joyce, and I am 23 years old
and I'm a production coordinator.
For most of my life I really
didn't have any type of love life,
I was too hot for the people that surrounded me.
I did read my horoscope though before this,
and it said I need to be open for expansion.
- Hi, my name is Juan, and I do catering.
- Hey, I'm Danyal, and I'm a dancer.
- Hi there, my name is Jonas, and I'm a lifeguard.
- Some people you can get their energy from how they text
like exclamation points or emojis
or if it's like really flat and nothing comes out.
(upbeat music)
- Hello everyone, I'm Third Wheel.
Welcome to the group chat.
First question, describe your perfect day in three emojis.
Okay, that's cute.
- What do I put, what do I put?
- I just don't know where the emojis
that I'm looking for are.
- Okay, so Jonas I guess he likes to drink, he likes coffee.
Danyal, he likes to party and he likes to dance.
Okay and Juan likes to go out, play video games, and eat.
I'm not gonna lie, I like watching people
play video games because I'm weird.
What's your astrological sign?
And do you think it's accurate to you?
Yes!
This is what I need, this is the hot tea.
I'm tired of these water signs coming into my life.
I'm not gonna say my sign,
because everybody gets on Geminis.
Leo,
Aries,
Jonas, come on, what's your sign?
He might be a water sign if he's taking so damn long.
Probably a Pisces.
- How do you spell Pisces?
(laughing)
- I knew it!
Jonas is a Pisces.
(gasping)
- They want my shoes?
- Can I tell how tall?
I'm really tall, y'all, so I'm trying
to tell how tall these dudes are.
(laughing)
He put his feet up in the air.
I'm just gonna put
heart emojis next to all their feets.
- Oh someone loved your shoes, dude.
- Yes, yes!
- We all got loves.
- Oh shit, oh yeah we did.
- I take that excitement back.
(laughing)
- The next question is what is your worst pickup line?
- This is a classic, it's so bad.
- I don't even have pickup lines.
Oof.
(coughing)
Are you a goalie?
Because you're a keeper.
(laughing)
- Oh you got a haha.
- Mine got a haha.
- Yours is adorable.
- Wow, we're almost at the end of round one.
Black Panther or Killmonger?
- I can go on on these answers.
- Yeah, I know, you're asking a Marvel nerd here.
- I would pick Killmonger, because I feel like
Killmonger really represents what African Americans
feel like being in a country that isn't originated to them.
- This is the make it or break it moment.
- So Danyal said Black Panther.
- Jonas said violence is never the answer
to the larger problem.
Black Panther, long live the king.
- Juan said as a Marvel geek, I can tell the character
of Killmonger has a great depth and his arc really
evolves throughout in comparison to Black Panther.
- Oh man I got a love.
- Wow.
(suspenesful music)
- Five minutes.
- Okay.
- All right boys.
- Now we can chill.
- There's a lot at stake here.
I didn't think I'd really take this seriously,
like be so invested, but I'm invested.
This is a big moment.
- You know what?
I'm gonna keep Danyal, because between Juan and Jonas,
Jonas is sweet, Jonas is a Pisces.
- I'm an optimist and a hopeless romantic, so you know,
let's hope for the best.
- And Juan seems fun too.
I really like that Killmonger moment.
He said exactly what I needed to hear,
and he likes video games.
Y'all I'm a Gemini, I can't make decisions.
I'm gonna let
Juan go.
- Oh.
(gasping)
- What?
You guys kill it.
- I believe in you.
You'll find love on day.
One day!
- Look at that hair, dude, he's gonna walk out the door
and a girl's gonna be like--
- If Joyce couldn't bring you Joy, someone else can.
- That was so intense.
My stomach's in knots.
He's (beeping) fine.
No.
(beeping) This.
Juan, you're fine!
You're hot!
Oh my god, shit.
- Thank you, I guess?
For the opportunity at least and it was fun,
I mean I had a lot of fun.
(upbeat music)
- I'm gonna go with Danyal.
He's got really nice shoes.
It says welcome to round two, private mode.
What's been the hardest part about dating?
- Fan you down.
- Come on, faster, faster!
- I got you bro, I got you.
- If we only have five minutes,
and he taking this long to text me back.
Okay, he wrote a paragraph, nevermind, happiness.
- The biggest part is communication.
- That is so true.
- If there's no communication, there's nothing.
There's nothing, period.
I'm about to ask her what's her idea of a perfect date.
- I like to stay active and party
but also chill dates are great too.
- That just explains, like describes me pretty well.
Wow.
- So yes I'm huge on spending time together
no matter the environment.
Ah, heart.
- Wow, she just told me that we
should go out sometimes then.
And 'cause we have so much in common.
- [Jonas] Oh dang, oh dang.
All right, all right.
- He answers literally everywhere,
so you know his body's gonna be (laughing).
I twerk in the club, he probably does ballet or something.
- She said she likes to twerk, yo, Joyce.
Joyce you better not be playing me right now,
'cause it's about to go down.
- So Third Wheel said Joyce and Jonas,
honestly that's cute, might just pick him for that.
Welcome to round two, what's one of your most recent
happy memories in one to two sentences.
Jonas said hiked to Wisdom Tree
and watched the sunset while listening to La La Land.
- She said my happiest memory was watching my little sister
graduate from middle school.
- I heard you got separation anxiety
from Joyce textimg me.
- Oo, okay Jonas might win.
It's amazing, there's a hidden spot too
that not other touristy people know about.
And then I told him he should take me sometime.
We ain't playing games, honey.
- Oo, I'm gonna throw in a little bit of flirtiness.
- Oh so he just sent me a text.
You bring out the romantic side of me.
Oh boy wants to play.
- Ask her if she has any tattoos.
- See I told you I got you man.
- You got this.
- I don't, but I want some.
- Oh my god, he has a tattoo.
I'm putting I would love to see your tattoo.
- Pressure, pressure, pressure.
- Wow.
- Danyal, I know that we would just go out
and dance 'til we're sweaty, right?
He's gonna kiss the nape of my neck.
I'm gonna wear that red dress and he's gonna say
Joyce, there's no woman more beautiful than you.
Or I could be with Jonas, and Jonas is something
like soft and sweet, he'll take me hiking,
which I'll hate the whole time 'cause I hate hiking,
but I'll pretend like I'm keep
because I want him to like me.
- Joyce seems very cool.
- She's very expressive.
- Like down to earth but also
willing to have fun and have adventure.
- But also stay inside.
- But know what's important in life too.
- You know what?
Jonas was a guy that I was gonna eliminate the first round,
but he's the winner.
Let me go get this Pisces, destroy his life
and make him write sad songs about me.
- Oh god I can't look at the screen.
Ah!
No!
- Oh no.
- Dang, Joyce, I guess we won't be dancing together.
- I'm done, I'm done, I'm done with this (beeping).
I'm done, take the mic off.
Take the mic.
Joyce.
- I just wanna say I thought we
were gonna bring joy together,
but you know, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll find love.
- Oh this is the nervous part.
I'm nervous now, like good nervous.
- Hi!
- What's up?
I've heard so much about you.
(laughing)
How you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- I am, oh, that was nerve-racking.
- That was very intense, genuine connection is very hard
to find in LA.
- [Jonas] And you just want to find the person
to share all of the memories with.
- But, you know, you won.
You wanna grab a cup of coffee?
- I would love that.
- Okay!
(upbeat music)