- I can't believe you want to torture your daughters.
- So not watermelon.
- Girls, I think this will be a great opportunity for you.
- Opportunity for what?
Pain? Suffering?
- By flying coach it's an opportunity
to show the world you're humble.
- I'd rather show the world my private jet.
- Your mother's right, babe,
you need to be one with the people.
(someone farts)
- Oh my god, Kim, wow.
- I didn't do it!
- You disgust me.
- It wasn't me!
(someone farts)
- You got us seats next to the toilets?
- Oh, I thought those were coat closets.
- Not only do you hate us, you want us to suffocate.
- We can get pneumoniaitis.
- All right, ladies, smile.
(camera shutter clicks)
(call button beeps)
- Yes, ma'am.
- When do we land?
- It'll be another two hours.
- Okay.
(call button beeps)
- Yes. - What time will it
be when we land?
- Roughly four o'clock.
- Okay.
- Anything else?
- No.
(call button beeps)
- Ma'am?
- Will there be any turbulence?
- Nope, skies are clear.
- There's more than one sky.
- It's a figure of speech.
- It's a figure of stupid.
- Do you need anything else?
- No. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.
(call button beeps)
I just like the sound.
(call button beeps off)
(call button beeps on) (call button beeps off)
(call button beeps on and off)
- Stop it!
Would you like something from the cart, ma'am?
- Yes, I would like a baked salmon with skin,
a large salad with grilled cherry tomatoes,
and a sweet tea.
- Oh, I'm sorry, we-
- Don't be sorry, just get my meal, please.
- We don't have that.
- Okay, skip the salmon.
I'll take the salad and sweet tea.
- We have crackers.
- Oh, you crumble the crackers on top of the salad?
Yum.
- No, we-
- I love a great crouton moment, delicious.
- There is no salad or sweet tea.
- Okay, I'll have the salmon then.
- Only first class get served meals.
We only have crackers and water.
- What?
- Would you like crackers or-
- Get outta my way!
I demand a salad right-
Oh my god!
(upbeat music)
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- That's some art right there.
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(upbeat music)
- Is there anything you'd like?
- I would love a hot towel.
My neck is very stiff.
- I'm sorry, we don't have hot towels, but I can-
- Wait, you don't have hot towels?
- That's correct.
- Oh. Well.
Didn't realize it was that kind of flight.
- Excuse me.
- You said, and I quote,
"Is there anything you'd like?"
Emphasis on the anything.
- I- - Words are important, babe.
And you lied.
I refuse to be treated like a common criminal.
- I wasn't treating you like-
- Don't tell me how to feel,
and please stop raising your voice at me.
- I didn't. - Whoa!
Someone is getting emotional.
Calm down. - Ma'am.
- You know the FBI will be waiting
for you when we land, right?
- Okay, I think-
- You'll be arrested!
(baby crying)
- Oh my god, do you hear that?
- Hear what?
- That baby crying, it's so loud.
- Kim, seriously?
It's a baby.
- I can barely hear myself think.
- There's not much thinking to hear anyway.
(baby crying)
(baby stops crying)
- Finally.
(baby crying)
(baby stops crying)
(baby crying)
(baby stops crying)
(baby crying)
(baby stops crying) (baby crying)
(baby stops crying)
(baby crying)
Shut up!
(bottle smacks face) Eh.
(feet kicking seat)
- Hey!
- Oh my god, Mom!
Stop saying hi to people, it's weird.
- I wasn't, my seat was, ah!
- Why are you dancing?
- I'm not dancing, my seat is getting kicked.
- Kris, now is not the time.
- It's not me!
Tell that other person kicking my seat!
- No one is kicking your seat.
(feet kicking seat) - See?
- What I see is a desperate cry for attention, babe.
- I'm not, oof! (feet punching seat)
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