Do not adjust your screen.
What you're hearing is real.
Today we'll be taking you to the unknown.
To the dangerous.
[M] To a place- [S] We're going to the ghost bar!
Oh, you just came out and said it, eh?
[S] We're super excited! [M] We're going to a ghost bar.
It's gonna be- I don't know what to expect but I'm already scared because-
Because there's- There's a ghost.
[M] Hum, I've decided I don't wanna go anymore.
[S] I don't wanna go to this one anymore.
[M] Ya!
[M] This is gonna be all the time. [S] Is that supposed to happen?
[S] Motion sensor fan.
[M] Oh man. [S] Oh yeah!
[S] Oh!
[nervous laughter]
[M] No!
[S] That's great.
[M] This is awesome.
[S] Now I'm super excited to be here because Japan has a lot of these like themed bars,
and we've never been to one yet.
And we saw this place because it's right beside our subway station.
We've always wanted to go and we figured,
this is finally the right time, it's right before halloween.
We can't go at a better time, this is it.
I didn't want to interrupt you, but while you were talking I turned my head like this,
and there's a gap in the hole and somebody was looking here,
and all I saw was an eye, and I was like- Nooo!
So we're finally in here.
What is that? It's a bleeding baby hand!
[M] Is it a baby hand? [S] This place has baby hands.
[S] No this may be like regular people hands, we just have giant shovel hands. [M] I think they're normal hands.
Unfortunately there's a lot of kanji, so we can't read all of them.
So we're just gonna kinda be like-
[M] Let's just pick it. [S] This is adventurous, this is dangerous.
[S] We're just gonna pick random things. [M] But there's one thing we're definitely doing. [S] Yes.
[M, S] The Russian Roulette.
[M] I don't know what's gonna be, we're definitely gonna get that.
And then we're gonna pick out some food, I'm guessing that everything is just gonna come out looking totally awesome.
[S] I think so. [M] And in order to call the waitress we have to ring the bells.
Konnichiwa!
[M] Whaaat? [S] Hi.
Oh, that's love- That's like eggnog.
[M] Isn't that nice? [S] Hmmmm.
[M] Ok, so you know when you watch Harry Potter, and yes, everyone knows.
And there's that scene where they're all sitting around and they have pumpkin juice?
[S] Oh man. [M] For breakfast?
[M] Yeah. [S] This is legit.
That is really good stuff.
[S] I got some bad news for you. [M] Which is?
There's only one set of chopsticks.
[M] That doesn't make any sense. [S] They forgot to get chopsticks for you.
Gather around everyone while Simon and I talk about horrors of life.
Time for some ghost stories.
Whoever has the pumpkin is the one to tell the ghoulish tale.
We were in Las Vegas, and in the middle of the night,
something was stirring in my bowels.
So I walked over to the toilet,
to poop, and when I was finished,
I reached for the side for the bum sprayer.
But in America they don't have bum sprayers.
Noooooo!
I was itchy for the rest of the day.
[M] That's horrible. [S] Wasn't it horrible?
America, why don't you have bum sprays?
Are we ready to try the eye balls?
[M] Ok, I gotta say- [S] Look at this.
[M] This looks awesome. [S] Aham.
This looks like ice cream and that looks like olives on top.
Did they give us dessert first? I don't know.
[M] We don't know what we ordered, we just pointed and it was like, yeah. [S] Give it to me.
Is this a big ball of cream cheese?
[S, M] That's a big ball of cream cheese.
Nooooo!
It started off as a normal afternoon.
Martina went to the fridge to pour herself a big glass of milk.
And when she took a sip of it, it was skim!
Noooooooooo!
[M] My nightmare. [S] That's the worst.
Couldn't throw it away because we had all the carton.
Who wants to drink skim milk?
Like, do you- Why don't you just get milk and then like fill the last 5% with tap water.
Why don't you just drink water? If you're gonna drink skim milk, then just drink water.
This is the- Visit to the grave.
These are two tombstones that look like they're fried tofu.
Which I hope cause I love fried tofu, and then you're supposed to purify it with water on top.
[M] This looks like sweet and sour- [S] Sweet and sour sauce with enoki mushrooms right here.
Remember when your parents say you're not to play with your food? Here you're supposed to play with your food.
This is toys.
Ducky, mine is like still staying up.
[M] Ok. [S] Oh yeah, ok.
Oh you didn't wait for me? You just dug in girl.
[M] My favorite thing ever. [S] Oh man.
Deep fried tofu.
I love fried tofu.
[S] This is a really good peppery sauce as well.
It is time for round 1 of Russian Roulette.
[M] We have three rounds. [S] Which one are you gonna do? Pick one.
[S] Pick one, don't look at it. [M] Can I smell and look at them? [S] No, no, no, pick one.
[M] Hmmmm. [S] Go go go go go, go go.
[M] This one. [S] Ok, you're gonna do this one. [M] This one is what I'm doing.
[S] Are you ready? [M] Ready?
3, 2, 1
That's a lot of wasabi, that's a lot of wasabi.
Uhhh!
[S] Hey! [M] Oshi.
[S] Ah, ok. [M] Cause you're the loser.
[S] Because I'm the loser I have to wear this. [M] Yeap.
[S] This is great, ok. [M] Wow, Ducky. [S] Here we go.
[S] I have to wear the loser cap. [M] Loser!
We went to a very nice restaurant
where they had this vegetable cocktail little thing.
With like little strips of veggies in there.
And there were all kind of shapes that we're not used to, they were really clever with the knife.
And then I told Martina- Hey, you should try that white vegetable, it's an interesting Japanese one.
And I gave it to her, and she bit into it.
It was celery!
Noooooo!
You were so angry at me.
Nooooo!
[M] Our fire ribs are about to come out guys.
[S] Ok.
[M] Uhhhh! [S] Hooooo!
[M] Wow wow wow wow wow! [S] Ok.
[S] Nice! [M] Big fires.
Time for the steaming spare ribs.
Careful, you might burn your tongue.
Ohhhh!
These spare ribs.
[M] Tender, tender spare ribs. [S] This is my favorite thing of the night so far.
Did you try with the pineapple? It's really good.
This was actually- Uh-oh, things are happening.
[S] That's my piece. [M] Oh sorry.
I'm gonna eat Simon's pieces.
Noooooo!
[spank that, spank that, spank that]
It started out as a seemingly normal day.
Simon and Martina got up and went to their computers and began editing.
By the time 3 o'clock rolled around they realized- My god, we hadn't had anything to eat for lunch.
[S] Oh no. [M] Why don't we get CoCo Curry, suggested Simon.
Excellent idea, thought Martina.
She opened the computer to order it online.
But found out that delivery stopped at 2:30!
Noooooo!
Ok, this time is really freaky.
Do you wanna wear this instead? I think they're coming for people that are wearing this.
No, I don't wanna wear that.
Round 2, it's time for revenge.
These are the cream puffs.
I'm kinda scared about the inside.
[S] Ok, which one are you gonna pick first? [M] You go first cause you're the loser.
This is gonna be- If this is- Ok, ok.
[S] Ok. [M] I hope this is not wasabi.
I hope it's not wasabi either.
[M] Alright, let's go. [S] 3, 2, 1.
[Simon crying]
Oh my god!
Loser!
That was wasabi in there.
[M, S] Wasabi in a cream puff.
Why?!
It was a dark night.
And I was walking down the empty street,
not another soul in sight, just me and the Spudgy.
And he stepped to the corner, smelled it,
and started curling one out.
And I, as a responsible neighbor,
pulled out my bag to pick up the poop.
And when I picked up the poop with the bag, turns out there was a hole in my bag,
and my finger touched the poop!
Nooooooo!
Round 3!
Ok- Please.
Please.
Since you're the loser you can go first.
I'm gonna go first, ok.
Do I pick the dark one or the not dark one?
[M] You can't look! You can't choose! [S] Ok, I'm gonna-
No, I'm going for this one.
[S] Ok, go. [M] Ok.
Ok- 2, 1.
[Simon crying again]
[Simon crying in slow motion]
[Simon crying-laughing]
Why?!
Right in the nose.
[S] Uh! [M] Loser!
Secret stage?
Sake round? Ok.
[M] Sure you wanna do this secret stage? [S] I'm running out of forehead to put shit on, ok?
I was on Instagram, secretly scrolling through somebody's page that I wasn't following.
I tried to press the back button, but accidently-
I pressed like!
Noooooo!
Ok, last stage.
[M] Ok, there's no wasabi in here. [S] Please, please.
[M] This is like- [S] Please.
For the love of all that is good.
Red or blue, what should I do?
Which one do you want, Neo?
3, 2, 1. Ok, I'm going for the red.
Take the red or take the blue.
2, 1
I'm the loser!
Awesome!
Oh yeah!
Yes!
Yeeeahhh!
Oh yeah!
What was that?
What did you drink? What was in there?
It tasted like rubbing alcohol. Was yours alcohol?
Nah, mine was just like red water.
Oh my god, mine tasted like the worst vodka on the whole planet.
Like, it was awful.
Crazy vampire Martina now.
I'll no longer age, I'll stay as I am, I should've lost weight.
Dammit, now I'll be fat vampire Martina forever.
We had such a great time here.
Now I must go find blood.