Two year ago, Uncle Roger review Jamie Oliver egg fried rice
and it goes so viral
so today, Uncle Roger I gonna recreate his fried rice
see if it actually as bad as what we think
We're gonna make Jamie Oliver egg fried rice at my friend auntie Liz restaurant
and then sell to all the customer here
how are you doing, Auntie Liz?
I'm good, thank you, how are you?
good good, it been a long time since I got fired from here
yeah, I mean you did try to kill a couple of our customers
why you don't want peanut?
I'm allergic
no no, just eat peanut, hospital very close, don't worry
so you work my restaurant, you're gonna scare away all my customers
no no
this is UK, everybody love Jamie Oliver here
your customer gonna love it
we're gonna make it as close to original video as possible
okay? see, Uncle Roger even buy Jamie Oliver frying pan fuiyoh
I even got Jamie Oliver checkered shirt
where did you get this shirt from, Uncle Roger?
oh Jamie Oliver, all his restaurant closed down
you just walk in there and take tablecloth
emotional damage
egg fried rice, an absolute classic
and Uncle Roger got this recipe, so consistent, delicious, easy and simple
start with big pan
see, nobody use wok anymore, Auntie Liz
I use wok
when I wearing this shirt, I feel like channeling Jamie Oliver
first step: spring onion
take six spring onion
what are you thinking of my chopping, Auntie Liz?
I still think there needs to be some room for improvement
you've lost like how much
nobody use this
this like pubic hair, who want to use this?
this is looking so beautiful, gonna be nice side dish
yes, you can do this as a side dish, no trouble at all
next olive oil
olive oil for egg fried rice, this is white people oil
Jamie Oliver favourite
Haiyaa, I fucked up
so messy, Uncle Roger
olive oil in hot frying pan
it breaking Uncle Roger heart
now we know what the next step is: spring onion
and we get them sizzling straight away
you hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying
haiyaa, it really wilting
it not good
shit
nobody see that
we're serving this
it okay
it Jamie Oliver fried rice, if they get diarrhoea, it expected
disclaimer, if anyone gets ill, is not on us
next up we have Jamie Oliver favourite: packet rice
British people love this shit
how does it make you feel?
that there are so many people here, looking at your restaurant using packet rice
I gonna ruin auntie Liz business
do you eat packet rice, auntie Liz?
I definitely don't eat packet rice, no
I use proper rice
this rice tastes almost as good as yours
so clumpy, look at this shit
this stickier than teenager sock, this rice
look at this
how Jamie Oliver cook with this shit?
the oil all gone, the spring onion wilting
how he cook like this? I don't even know
need more oil in it
that what Jamie Oliver do, haiyaa
why my own crowd roasting me now?
this a lot of pressure!
it's okay, editor, we cut away the part where I spill it, okay
what next? chilli jam fuiyoh!
it brilliant for cooking
it got heat, but it also got this sweetness
little bit of chilli jam
why got so many people here
did you ask them to come watch us cook?
look at this, nice colour!
what do you think? want to taste it?
no, I'm okay
oh
terrible!
ugh
crack the egg
that what Jamie Oliver do, correct?
we crack the egg in there, and then we fuck up the eggs
we only need half the tofu
breaking tofu like how auntie Helen break Uncle Roger heart
Oh my god
What you think?
lick my hand, lick!
I'd rather not
lick my tofu hand
we're friends but not that good friends
don't think dirty, auntie Liz
is that why you do with peanut allergy guy every night in bedroom?
lick tofu off his hand
yeah?
I think Jamie puts water in this next
oh yeah
oh
there's only one thing in life that should be this wet
only auntie Esther should be this wet
sorry Esther
this making Uncle Roger sad now
I'm making comedy channel, why you torture me like this?
this is the most depressing thing Uncle Roger ever see
look at this, it just clumpy and gloopy and what is this?
you can really can see your reflection inside
Mulan gonna start singing when you see this rice
get a bowl, olive oil in the bowl
why?
that what Jamie Oliver do
he just building sand castle now
you say sand castle, I say sad castle
yeah
Jamie Oliver egg fried rice
yeah ya!
Uncle Roger, just look at the mess
camera, look at the mess
what mess?
this what Jamie Oliver would have wanted
do you like the broken tofu?
it's broken like my soul right now
it's clumpy, a bit sad
but then it got this weird sweetness from the chilli jam
it all sorts of fucked, try?
just try, don't be pussy
what you think?
it pretty bad
very bad
it pretty disgusting
as you said before, this tastes like sad
look at this spring onion, so flaccid
peanut allergy guy is here, fuiyoh!
this is your husband, auntie Liz, and this your new baby
yeah, this is little baby Harrison
Have your baby try egg fried rice before?
no, I don't think I'm gonna start with this either
you don't want this, baby Harrison?
try, try
I'd rather eat a peanut butter sandwich
okay and we got some customer of Mei Mei restaurant
try
what is that weird sweetness?
it's the mango chilli jam
it chilli jam yeah
it really did
we might sell this at Mei Mei restaurant
it new dish on the menu
tell camera what you think?
better than mine
better than yours?
yeah, better than my cooking
who you cooking for?
I'm cooking for myself
I only use the microwave rice
that why you're so skinny, because you're starving yourself
if you're cooking like this, Uncle Roger gonna die from hunger haiyaa
it somehow sweet
sweet, good, sweet correct, that means your taste bud working
yeah but I don't like the recipe, you better drop it
even our camerawoman, she curious
it's not too bad
what?
not too bad?
not too bad, I did much worse
did you see all the other Asian people, they complaining
yeah, I mean I'm western, you know
it's good, guys try it!
these the people who buy Jamie Oliver cookbook haiyaa
what have you been up to since I last film with you?
lots
anything happened in your life that you want to tell our viewer?
I had a baby
had a baby? you also have book also
i hear you got some nice book come out
bloopers
I'm just gonna keep like that
kidding kidding, nothing happened
so you got new baby
yeah yeah
egg fried rice, an absolute classic and Uncle Roger
haiyaa, fucking train
get proper restaurant
why are your restaurant under train track?
so auntie Liz, what you think?
are we gonna have this thing on your menu soon?
absolutely not, sorry
what? you don't like it?
no, it's just i can't put a Jamie Oliver dish on my menu
even MSG cannot save this haiyaa