folks I didn't know if somethin a lot of
you are probably wondering and by a lot
of you I mean six Conan what were you
doing during the two weeks that you were
off at the Olympics well I got treatment
so yes all's well but what I really did
is I spent a couple of days I flew out
to Salt Lake and I spent a couple of
days there I actually shot a piece which
we aired on on NBC on a Sunday night and
we got a lot of positive response from
the piece and I thought hey maybe I
should show this to our fans that watch
the late-night show at 12:45 all right
so anyway here's the idea I I decided I
wanted to become an Olympic speed skater
don't laugh at that I mean I just
decided I can do it I was like Conan you
can do it so I went to an Olympic
champion Dan Jannsen and I got his
expert advice and it was pretty it was
pretty incredible and memorable
experience take a look
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gold medalist Dan Jannsen thanks for
being here a pleasure with me speed
skating champion one of the greatest in
the world I'd like to learn how long is
it's gonna take me do you think it's
gonna be more than about five minutes we
can get you ready for the race no no I
mean I want to be Olympic caliber all
right how long would it take for me to
learn given I have a very good body and
athletic body are you coming on to me
okay I went to ask alright what away
what do I need though left foot forward
left foot kind of in a good and right
foot back okay you so far you're doing
the hokey-pokey really otherwise am I
allowed to do anything to distract or
interfere with my my opponent they might
let you do that but most skaters cannot
what if I'm gently brought like
caressing your hair he was ready we're
down like this okay and it's like this
you know we look like right now
Batman and Robin let's go what exercises
should I be doing to get ready to get
ready I'd say just you want to do what
I'm doing doing anything or is this just
stupid and don't be afraid to say it
stupid yeah it's pretty stupid that's
yeah the rail cam oh my god I thought
that was a robot coming to tell us that
the invasion has begun did you see the
thing I came by going beware humanoids
did anybody else hear that it was that
just me do you ever look at these kids
today and think those punks they don't
know nothing about the game you do
that's great now they got the new skates
today I have a new skate yeah it's
called the clap skate which you come
sure you can take that a long way but
the back of detaches like a cross meant
to ski that's ridiculous so you what I
mean you know what I mean that's the
thing that I think the sport that's just
really I hate what's happened to sorte
bunch of babies you didn't eat a claps
game you know came home with the cold
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but if you want to at any point you can
okay okay there's nowhere to fall
immediately you are yeah oh you can hang
on to my arm out of your arm cuz this is
gonna get ugly
alright alright we've had beautiful
perfect alright if you could chuck me I
could get a bra if you suck me too hard
I get that a monkey could do this
alright no no offense but I've been on
the ice for 30 seconds
I know yeah alright so what do you want
to try you want to try this
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is this annoying you look at the robot
is actually checking me out right 90
degrees okay are you gonna feel my ass
the whole time we're going on the ice
all right
build a little speed here let's get some
speed going there we go here we go
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little help here
hey robot robot robot go to master
birth
hey buddy
I love that little guy get a new
sidekick like that all right we're gonna
break stick around tonight great show
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