happy major all right Kimmy yeah
Mike
you know they fired me laughs seriously
knew your prick what have you been up to
since I got fired from the last show you
prick well since you fired me prick
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totus going on Jimmy is you fired me so
make a bit of cash I've done a bit of a
deal got a sponsor for the show show is
now sponsored by Bannister company it's
actually my half-brother
Fabio's company let's give me 60 quid
and all we have to do is do a little
little bit of advertisement then we
Twitter
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422 did you do it right you take that
420 to the top don't touch you if any of
the other numbers
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a lot of stress
I think you're gonna get the conundrum
because I can't press my buzzer without
finger in you're dead now
head-to-head it's the numbers round just
for you guys and John your turn to pick
come on Sean you wanna play along for
fun sort of personal battle between you
could play the claw I've already got him
just check what's in it for me my pen
there's enough the lid off this but it's
actually a stuffed grizzly
it's impractical it really serves its
purpose
you are you playing along with miles
from but not for claude max money in the
grass i won't i won't spit on you when
we're having sex tonight
good luck trying here without spit
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well it smashed it my our webserver
smashed it a joke our trainer first
we've been before that all the letters
were selected he had trained turn your
wheel what is he trying to say
Muriel oh I'm tenure real meme it's all
to do with the tenure of land the
holding of land that clever bollocks you
know hi John can I can I have one big
one and five small ones place you can
thank John one big one and five little
ones so the sexual tension is killing me
your fan of word games
well to be honest Jimmy I don't think
that's any of your business
apologies Peter
cross the line there any words you're
hoping will come up tonight abdicates
[Laughter]
I'm with Peter here is a poem that is
simply called busy bee busy bee busy bee
why are you so busy busy bee busy bee
always in a tizzy busy bee busy bee
thank you for the honey busy bee busy
bee I owe you more than money
busy bee busy bee I hope it never ends
busy bee busy bee
you are my only friend that was about B
I'm a friends with on a family holiday
in Uruguay I imagined just landed on
your own that's a said that pyjama
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and I've got another poem
this one's called butterfly no.52 your
chances me you wouldn't do that during
Shakespeare would you
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Susy sorry
I didn't think I could do impressions
I've never been out to do impressions
but I can do an incredible impression of
Chris Eubank because he inspired me that
day I've realized that classic works of
literature sound better through Eubanks
voice I said I have to take a while
after I take a while to get Chris's
voice so bear with me after you it was
the best of times
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culture please it was the best of times
it was the age of with them what the age
of foolishness thank you I know
something is it's actually a very good
Nelson Mandela shall I compare thee to a
summers day my lovely and more temperate
rough winds just he wouldn't be offended
you know okay say pugilist a few times
that seems that cuts mean that's his
keyword I wasn't a fighter I was up here
jealous
I know what you're thinking the worst
impressions ever I know what you're
thinking
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Susie has written 14 books about the
derivations of words and you can find
them all in your local library just ask
for the sleepy go bye-bye section okay
Susie what have you been looking into
recently other than glory holes
[Laughter]
okay now what have you been looking into
recently
what's going on Joe
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you know I was five it allows be prick
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the prick
you prick