>>> SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR MINGLING.
I AM LUBESTEIN, HOSPITALITY DIRECTOR HERE AT THE NABOO
BEACHFRONT HOTEL. WE ARE THRILLED TO HOST YOUR
EVENT AND ITS FUN ACTIVITIES ALL WEEK LONG AS YOU ENJOY OUR
BEAUTIFUL VIEW. NOW, PLEASE WELCOME THE CHAIRMAN
OF THIS EVENT, MR. LANDO CALRISSIAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YES.
YES. I LIKE THAT GUY.
HE'S A CLASSY GUY, RIGHT THERE. MY, MY, MY, THEY WEREN'T
KIDDING. THIS HOTEL DOES HAVE A BEAUTIFUL
VIEW. [ GIGGLING ]
>> I LOVE ALIEN GIRLS, BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A SURPRISE WHEN THE
CLOTHES COME OFF. SO IT'S LIKE, OH, THAT'S YOUR
THAT? WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
WELCOME, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TO THE FIRST-EVER
GALACTIC SUMMIT FOR ALL BLACK HUMANS.
THIS STARTED WITH ONE QUESTION. WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE BLACK
PEOPLE IN SPACE? FOR A WHILE, I THOUGHT IT WAS
ME, THE ONLY ONE. BUT NOW I SEE BEFORE ME ALL THE
BLACK HUMANS IN THE GALAXY. I'LL SAY IT.
TURNOUT WAS A LITTLE LOW. WE WERE EXPECTING A THOUSAND
GUESTS. I HELD OUT HOPE THAT THERE WAS A
BLACK HUMAN PLANET SOMEWHERE, BUT I GUESS IT'S JUST US.
LOTS OF LIZARDMEN WEARING VESTS, JUST FOUR BLACK PEOPLE, THOUGH.
OKAY, LET'S KICK THINGS OFF WITH A WELCOMING REMARKS FROM MY MAN,
MR. SAL GUERRERO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, EVERYONE. AS I LOOK UPON THE HUNDREDS OF
FACES LIKE MY OWN -- SORRY, I WROTE THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO -- I
AM FILLED WITH HOPE. OUR VOICE WAS ONCE A WHISPER.
NOW IT IS A ROAR. LET ME HEAR YOU ROAR.
ROAR! >> ROAR.
>> ROAR. >> I WOULD LIKE TO READ A LIST
OF ALL THE BLACK HUMANS WHO LIVED BEFORE US TO HONOR THEIR
MEMORY. MACE WINDU.
THANK YOU. >> UP NEXT, THE LOVELY KEY BEEBA
TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE ACTIVIIES THAT WE HAVE GOING ON THIS WEEK.
>> I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. THAT AIN'T COOL.
>> THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES HAVE BEEN CANCELED DUE TO THE LOW
ATTENDANCE. EVERYTHING EXCEPT MEALS.
>> DOES THAT INCLUDE THE THOUSAND-MAN MARCH?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, DUDE? ALSO, THE LOCATION OF THE GROUP
PICTURE HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM THE OUTDOOR COLISEUM TO ANYWHERE
WE WANT. THAT'S IT.
>> ALL RIGHT. ENDECO?
YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING UP HERE?
>> NO, I'M GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT.
OUR SEAFOOD BUFFET IS OFFICIALLY OPEN.
GRAB A PLATE AND HELP YOURSELF. WHILE YOU EAT, PLEASE ENJOY
MUSIC FROM A BLUE MONSTER AND MR. LANDO CALRISSIAN.
>> YOU KNOW, BEFORE, I MADE A LIVING PLAYING CARDS AND DOING
OTHER STUFF THAT'S NOT REALLY EXPLAINED, I WANTED TO BE A
SINGER. THERE'S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE
ABOUT SPACE AND IT'S CALLED, MAKING LOVE IN SPACE.
TWO, THREE, FOUR. ♪ MAKING LOVE IN SPACE ♪
♪ YEAH, MAKING LOVE IN SPACE ♪ ♪ YOU NEED A MAN, THOUGH, GIRL,
COME SEE LANDO ♪ ♪ GIRL, MAKING LOVE IN SPACE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]