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i gotta tell you i'm a little worried
about my mother she keeps betting on
these football games next thing you know
there was an italian fellow driving off
with her pickup truck
i think sheldon's right
about what the punting and the math
i should think so he's been doing our
taxes since he's six years old we've
never been audited
that's true
he even got us that nice refund last
year
how come mom's not taking me to school
because once in a while your dad wants
to spend some time with you a little
shellman
mom's car has a back seat statistically
i'm much safer there hey i'm glad you
brought up statistically you think those
numbers you talked about for texas a m
would have plotted my jv squad i don't
see why not
unlike our former principal math doesn't
discriminate
nothing about taking his advice are you
never you mind but he's wrong
everybody knows you punt on fourth down
why does everybody knowing something
make it right because
that's what makes this country great
many years later my brother would use
this same argument in front of a judge
he was still convicted for urinating in
a phone booth
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hang on hang on what
let's go for it
why
we got plenty of time i know still want
to go for it
we're on the 12-yard line everybody know
you punk why does everybody know when
something make it right
but we're on the 12-yard line coach
okay coach says we're going for it
stupid brother what
nothing
power left jumbo one two on two ready
statistically they're better off going
for it says who my little boy
that's why everybody punts that was just
plain foolishness
little boy is a real genius well
actually he is
come on
too many men on the field
defense replay fourth down
thank you jesus now can i send in the
punt team
coach
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what the hell puns want me to tell you
about the tax refund they got from the
irs
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touchdown
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i never had any doubts
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you