are you up all night to get loki shut up
I'm going to read off this paper because
I'm not a professional interviewer okay
that seems like a fair assumption
mess up on your last name
start it with a really really awkward
handshake all right good man my hump I
mean nice to do that what not I want to
do this yeah hi Tom hey Ian hectic
hockey Cox what was your last name again
he Cox he cooks yeah okay you're smiling
now
my surname is crazier than that
Hiddleston try they can find his last
name did they ever say Kittel stone
they never did this a kidney stone no
that's a thing it's too far no kidney
stone is it first I quite like that
actually
wait okay yep and then and then and then
diddle diddle is palm with your fingers
nice would you say that you are more of
a brownie a belieber or a Twihard a
what's a brownie who would win in a
fight Loki or cyborg George Washington
cyborg George Washington well he's got
laser eyes right and Loki's just
incredibly handsome look he's so
handsome cough cough hey listen I'm good
drink your water drink your water
to talk to you glass of water yeah
coughing it and offering so yeah I'll
offer to okay I'm sorry I I mean give me
my name no do you want yeah that's
pretty good idea yeah Thanks where's
that from tell me about herpes you might
have herpes you just might have you
might have herpes now okay sorry I never
had herpes before well it's like um it's
an experience yeah yeah well people say
always go for the new experience
especially with herpes say the next
sentence with a a Southern drawl how
many fingers am i holding up
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currently currently nuttin tell me is
wrong you're wrong
go and see your thumb mmm I'm holding it
up what you didn't see it oh you know
when you've been Tango's can you guess
what a brownie is bros no don't act
wrong brownie no Roni Rooney brain
eyebrow Nate if you've got brownie
brought bro bro bro
is it something to do with them clearly
the wrong answer ask him who's more
attractive which one of us is hotter oh
that's like asking likes like that's
like choosing between two children no
it's not because we're not your children
brownie brownie honey pretend you farted
you're trying to hide it pretend it wave
it away brownie brownie behind you
behind your chair pony you came in good
what did you do all the time you were
locked in the glass box slash room did
they take you out to poop as he's
talking touches notice a Boop they
didn't they don't they don't can you
give a a freestyle rap about about Thor
the dark world I'll lay down the beat
halfway through his rap start making
your be really stupid macho this is a
story about the two boys Avast God race
to the top we goin faster than NASCAR
ask if you could sing a ballad about
about your hair not being real to the
what sort of what tune what's your
favorite ballet the one from Titanic the
one from Titanic okay
every night in my dreams I miss you I
feel you ask him to do the face on the
poster while he answers the next
question can you make the face that
you're making on that poster while I ask
you this this next question okay I look
absolutely deranged no fate
oh yeah here we go okay I'll try
would you rather be attacked by 20
cockroach size bears or one bear size
copy what a silly question
tell me that slowly about how you got it
greasy pretend you're having an orgasm I
put a law steady the Buffs hombre let
the horse guard through oh and the
horses Wow next question big tanks tell
me you like to pretend it's Smurf poop
it's always good to bring refreshments
it is I it's blue Tic Tacs I like to
pretend that they are Smurfs poop yeah
let's see it's nice try to throw one is
now try to throw it is mouth don't know
that's that's gonna be too easy
um I'm gonna try throw it in your mouth
is that cool that's cool yeah I hear the
guy yeah underhand overhand I this fine
okay miss really bad Oh
okay do it again do you tell him to make
a different choice make a different or
than that to you know make different
they keep keep making new noises noises
terrible done always really to something
do it yet hey go over and feel his shirt
material is up guess completely wrong
this is it don't don't tell me um it's
kind of good old-fashioned cashmere know
how I'd know that would be leather ask
him if it's leather is it leather touch
his Adam's apple is this is this real
this is real yeah is it real if it's
real go like you're like Oh
yeah tones it answer while doing natalie
portman space now can you now make
Natalie Portman's face in that poster
yeah and answer this question let's go
ahead about that let's see okay
after playing Loki you did great ugh him
again okay thank you love it thank you
so much
thanks man do a little touch of his hair
touch his hair though I am you know I
don't don't let go of the hug for a
little bit I am on my tippy toes right
now because you are so you're so tall
thank you so much all right all right
well then thanks for thank thank you
thank you leave the scene all right okay
I was a bit thirsty and I know what to
do now
I'm similar to these questions why is
Chris Hemsworth such a beautiful man
well thanks
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