How Portal Should Have Ended
Oh my goodness! What happened?
I just escaped from this horrible lab.
They were using me as a test subject.
Ermahgherrd!!!
That's terrible!
Who would do such a horrible thing to you?
Hey wait! You can understand me?
Yeah! You understand me?
Yeah!
Wow! I've never met anyone who communicates like I do
Oh you cheating Skank!
Companion Cube?
So that's it huh?!
Just dump me in an incinerator, and forget all about me!
Were you stalkin me?
You are a horribel person!
Has anyone ever told you that?
Is this guy bothering you?
Hey this is none of your business, four eyes!
Hey! WTF buddy!?
Whoa guys! Stop fighting!
Come at me bro lets do this!
Skaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank!
Oh well.
Say, would you like to go get something to eat?
You look famished.
Sure! I know exactly what I want.
Wow. A whole cake huh?
Errts a lunrng surry.
What was that?
I can't understand you with your mouth full.
Sorry. I said...
I said, it's a long story.
Oh. Say, about that gun.
Oh this thing?
It's really neat! Watch this!
Tadaa!
Wow! That was awesome! Let me try!
Wheeeeeeeeee!
Why would you do that?
You are a horrible person!
Has anyone ever told you that?!
Yeah my last girlfriend was sort of mean, you know...
It just didn't work out between us...
but you and me baby...
We were meant for eachother.
(animal sounds)