(soft piano music)
(upbeat dance music) (Machaizelli screaming)
- It is here, girls!
Girls, it's here! Girls!
It has arrived.
Girls, we have made it!
They are walking down the carpet as we speak,
in their leather, their feathers, plastic,
whatever the hell they put themselves in.
I don't know yet.
And I bet you, I 100% bet you
Shawn Mendes came in a jacket.
It's the Met Gala, girl!
(Machaizelli and kit screaming)
- Lit. - We...
We are not wasting any time.
I lit my fireplace for this special occasion, girl.
And I got my AC on. Bitch.
That's chaotic.
But, like, what can I say?
I'm just crazy like that.
You just can't take me anywhere.
Like, I'm just like bouncing off the walls.
Oh my God.
Fireplace and AC? What's next?
Flushing a toilet while running a shower? Oh my God.
The Met Gala's happening,
and we're going to judge it.
You don't know what the Met Gala is, Google it.
I don't know what it is either, actually, truly.
A bunch of people come together,
bunch of designers put stuff on those people,
and then they walk down a gigantic ass red carpet.
Every year there's a theme.
This year's theme is like a continuation
of last year's theme,
which is like America.
But this time it's a certain era,
which is the Gilded Age,
which is like from the 1870s,
like the 1900s or something.
I don't know, girl, I was just still getting my rights.
But we gonna judge this fashion,
while wearing a wrinkly green shirt
and some blue sweatpants.
(bouncy music)
Girl, I never said I knew fashion.
I just like to judge it, okay?
The Gilded Era, the time where everyone
was dressing like they were going to a tea party
every single day of their life,
while wearing some weird ass hats
and some dramatic ass umbrellas.
Basically Mary Poppins' wet dream.
So if I don't see some
motherfuckin' "House on the Prairie" shit,
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" up in this bitch,
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,"
bitch, I want my money back.
Billie Eilish.
Girl, what are you doing?
She's like wearing a corset,
but then doing a pose,
where, like, usually you're pushing up your breasts.
But she's wearing a corset.
So girl, you're pushing up nothing.
What's happening here, girl?
Yeah, this is pretty good today.
This is exactly what they wore.
Do I like it? No.
But she got the theme. She got the theme.
I don't like it though,
but she got the theme.
I don't like that era in the first place.
I'm not that much of a fan of the lace
on the sleeve that much,
but at the same time,
I feel like it would've been a lot worse without it.
So I'm just like, I just to accept it, you know?
I just have to accept it,
so I accept it.
Thank you. Thank you for showing up, okay?
Thank you for making music that I like, okay?
You're great, okay?
It's Gucci, so you made that.
Congrats.
Y'all give me a second.
Let me breathe (laughs).
Janelle Monae, aye-aye-aye.
I am into.
I am in love with it.
I don't know if it fits the theme,
but I don't know the theme that well, okay?
I'd say this is more like 1920s fished
than anything else,
but it's serving, girl.
It's serving. I'm in love with it.
And how it's glistening,
because of all the photography flashes.
Girl, she came ready.
She came ready.
10 out of 10, would bang.
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner.
♪ The Addams Family ♪ ♪ The Addams Family ♪
She said, "What, baby?
"The cameras need me."
Or whatever she sounds like. I know she's British.
Maude Apatow, little Lexi.
Little Lexi, Lex.
Little Lexisi.
Oh my God, Zendaya's not gonna be here!
(intense drum music)
Who am I gonna put in my thumbnail (laughs)?
She's cute. She's giving it.
Once again, still kinda 1920s.
I don't think the girls were popping like that
back in 1870s, girl.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.
Ooh, girl.
Ooh, girl!
Ooh, with the pattern,
like some broken glass.
Like, what the fuck? Oh my God.
Yep, yep, yep, official.
This one's great. This one's really good.
The design is very Art Deco for some reason.
I'm getting a lot of Art Deco. I don't know.
Y'all, I don't know fashion, okay?
I don't know. This is really cute.
Good job, Blake.
(bouncy comedic music)
(upbeat dance music) (crowd screaming)
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- And here is the woman of the year,
the beautiful Michelle Yeoh, looking rich.
And that's all you need.
Honestly, that's the theme.
That's the theme.
Gilded glamor, bitch,
that just means rich, dress rich.
I'm very surprised nobody
came with a small umbrella though,
like, I want a small umbrella.
Anna Wintour, yep.
Yep. Whoa!
Gigi Hadid! Girl, this is fierce.
Girl, this is over the top fierce.
What the fuck? Oh my God.
She looks like she's made out of licorice,
so this looks great.
Like, I'm hungry, okay?
I don't think this is the theme,
but like, girl, go ahead.
Go off. You don't need to theme.
She said, "I'm Gigi motherfuckin' Hadid, bitch.
Theme is me, hi.
Y'all fuckers wanted to gag."
It kinda looks like she could just easy
just like take her sleeves off
and walk away from it,
and it'll just like stand there.
Honestly, that's cam.
Emma Chamberlain. Oh!
Oh, girl, yes.
Thank you, I approve (sputters).
This is good though.
Look at her on the up and up.
What is this, like her third time
at the Met Gala, girl?
All I knew is that you drank a lot
of ice coffee on your channel.
And now here you are at the Met Gala.
Girl, I probably should've been paying attention.
What the fuck? I like it.
But now the more that I look at it,
the more I'm like, "What?"
What's going on on the shoulder?
It's just like a specific section
beneath the shoulders,
where I'm like, oh.
I mean, I guess the fabric had to end somewhere.
You know what I mean (sputters)?
Kris Jenner? Girl, is that you?
Is that Kris Jenner?
Why does Kris Jenner look different?
Why do you look so different?
Oh, you have hair.
I mean, she always had like a pixie cut.
Now she has like a bob, girl.
She got a bob. Bob!
Bob!
♪ Bob, bob, bob ♪
Okay, I like the outfit.
It's give very Mother of the House,
'cause she is Mother of the House
of Kardashians, darling.
Why do fashion reviews make me homosexual?
It's very, "I took a trip to Arabia last summer
with my house negro, Jeremiah."
Not y'all surprised that racism
still existed in 1870.
Vanessa Hudgens.
She said, "Hello!"
We're playing the game.
Yes, we're playing the game.
We're playing the game this year.
Hello, "The Princess Switch 2," motherfuckers.
"Tick, tick, boom,
I'm here," congrats.
I mean, yeah, it's kind on theme
when it comes to the shoulders,
but, damn, girl.
She's giving very, "I married a 55-year-old man
for his money,
and I'm secretly a witch keeping him alive
and controlling his every single move,
and yet I dress like this,
and it should be obvious," you know?
Sarah Jessica Parker. Yes.
Yes, this is the theme, to a T.
You wanna know what the Gilded Age looked like?
Girl, it was Sarah Jessica Parker right now.
What the hell? This is what I talk about.
Just like going to a tea party
on every single weekday with a weird ass hat.
Look at that hat.
Look at that crazy looking hat.
It looks like a sea creature.
It looks like something out of a Bjork music video.
And I like how the dress
just like expands out
into a train right behind her.
It's just like an added drama to it,
because she's about that life, bitch.
She says, "Stay six feet the fuck away."
Anderson .Paak
I'm moving on. I'm moving on.
Anderson, I'm moving on.
Normani, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
I like it. Funny hat, check.
Whatever the hell's going on down there, check.
And puffy shoulders, check.
There she goes. That's all you need.
And for like a brief second,
it kind of looks like she has three boobs right now.
That's only because my eyes are shaking.
Sebastian Stan.
I'll move on. You know what?
I applaud the man
for trying to wear more than just a suit.
They're putting colors on it.
But, boy, that was the weirdest looking
Pepto-Bismol bottle I've ever seen, okay?
I too love some Laffy Taffy,
but I do not wanna dress like it, okay, girl?
Not Hillary Clinton up in this, bitch, girl.
This dress boring, okay?
Kacey Musgraves
can fist me, what?
I'm sorry, looks like she has a bunch
of sparkly skeleton hands all over her body.
Or are they fireworks?
Are they fireworks?
Like 4th of July? America.
Emma Stone giving us a Bjork
at the Oscars moment.
Where's the swan head, girl?
I don't know if it's fully on theme.
This is more like the Gilded Age,
but like nightgown, you know?
I don't think people were wearing this outside
during the 1870s,
'cause I feel like people would've been punished
showing their knees.
Knees weren't in yet.
Knees weren't in until like the 1920s,
I believe, right?
Like, knees were not in fashion.
People did not even show their knees in summerwear.
Am I wrong? I think I'm making that up.
Am I making that up? Tessa Thompson.
Girl, go ahead. Go ahead.
Okay, wait, girl. Oh, no.
Stop for a second. Oh, no.
Oh, no, actually, girl,
the train is drama.
That train is giving me drama,
but the dress...
Very "LazyTown."
You know what I mean? Camila Cabello.
No.
No. I mean, it's clever.
I like the flower thing on the inside of the spiral
of the dress thing, but...
No.
You know, I don't know what's fully going on, you know?
I wish I had a different angle,
but I'm too lazy to look that up,
so in the angle that I'm getting, no.
Jesus Christ, Leslie Odom Jr.
I mean, yeah,
like, yeah, this is on theme,
but, like, why?
Finneas, looking like a vampire.
But you know what? I'm into it.
I'm into it weirdly.
It looks like a vampire pirate.
It looks like something Orlando Bloom
wore in "Pirates of the Caribbean 1."
And, honestly, let me live that fantasy.
I'm into it. Oh, Shawn Mendes.
I 100% bet you Shawn Mendes came in a jacket.
Shawn Mendes came in a jacket
Shawn Mendes came in a jacket,
Shawn Mendes, Shawn Mendes,
Shawn Mendes came in a jacket.
I 100% bet you Shawn Mendes came in a jacket.
I mean, it's a nice jacket, but still...
Jacket, Shawn Mendes came in a jacket.
I 100% bet you...
I was right. Once again, very pirate.
"Pirates of the Caribbean," Jack Sparrow.
Looks like he just came back
from fighting the Confederacy, you know?
Alicia Keys, ooh!
♪ In New York ♪
♪ Concrete jungles where dreams are made of ♪
Literally, girl, we know,
you wrote the song, damn (sputters).
I mean the Gilded Age did come from New York,
like New York kind of titled what the Gilded Age was,
which is very like New York pride during...
Okay, whatever.
Okay, we get it, you're from New York.
Historical. Oh.
Ariana DeBose.
DeBose, DeBose?
I don't know how to say your last name, I'm sorry.
Ariana DeBose, girl, work,
but not too hard,
'cause I feel like those titty flaps
are not going to save you, girl.
Can we say tape?
The power of titty tape.
The power of titty tape at the Met Gala.
Okay? Jack Harlow.
Y'all good now? Y'all good?
Okay. - Love you, bye.
- Love ya (chuckles).
(upbeat dance music)
- Amy Schumer.
I mean, it's a nice jacket,
but, like, girl, you okay?
She kind of looks like she doesn't wanna be here.
Who made you show up? Hope you're okay.
Chloe Grace Moretz. Moretz?
I forgot how to say your last name,
but work, work,
okay, work, okay.
She said, "I'm a businesswoman, I'm here.
My brothers are queer,
and get used to it."
Short hair, jacket, pocket.
Bitch, we're comfortable tonight.
Once again, very pirate jacket.
Either very pirate or very like colonial.
I don't know how to describe it.
Franklin Leonard.
What? Gemma Chan.
What? Like, come on, hips.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Can you walk in those pants, boy?
The crotch is like deep. Oh my God.
Can you move? How do you walk?
I mean, the rest of this is okay,
but boy, can you walk?
Jordan Roth. Who are you?
Who are you, who?
Who are you?
And can I fly back to your planet with you
in that suit?
'Cause, bitch, that's a spaceship.
You can't lie to me.
This person is going to space.
This person is from space,
and is trying to fit in with the other human beings,
but it's failing at doing so,
or "Addams Family."
He's Sophie Turner's cousin.
Jesse Buckley, period.
She said, "I ain't coming to this
in a dress, fuck you."
It's on theme, girl. It's on theme.
You can't get her for that.
This is great. I love it.
I'm obsessed. Kodi Smit-McPhee.
(ominous music)
Don't murder me. Hello?
Teyana Taylor.
(Machaizelli gasps)
That is a beautiful color,
and completely off theme,
but I love it.
I love it. I understand.
It's flowy.
I wish I saw the front of it,
but I'm not gonna search it up,
'cause I'm lazy.
But I like the side of it.
It's a cute blob (sputters).
Bradley Cooper.
And that's Bradley Cooper, ladies and gentlemen.
That's Bradley Cooper.
I mean, he's on theme,
but that's Bradley Cooper.
Winnie Harlow.
Okay, spider in a web.
What the hell, girl?
What's going on?
What is this headpiece?
Is it one of those moving headpiece
from TikTok from that artist,
the guy that makes the moving head pieces
that go like this?
I bet you it is. She scrolls.
She scrolls. Anitta.
Woo, it's cute.
We love pearls, okay? She look good.
Questlove.
Okay.
Okay. Ben Platt.
Go off, corset.
Bitch, he said, "We're snatched tonight."
(Machaizelli laughs)
What? Sabrina Carpenter, ooh!
Looking like a belly dancer. What?
Megan Thee Stallion. Whoa!
Looking like the belly dancer's ego sidekick.
I'm joking. It's cute.
I don't know if it fits the theme,
but it's cute.
It's giving me like Egyptian sphinx...
Egyptian sphinxy...
Miss Sphinxy.
Sphinxy Thee Stallion. You know what I mean?
Let me move on. Dove Cameron.
Wow!
For a second, I thought you were Poppy,
but it's okay, we're back.
It's a vibe,
but it's not on theme.
But it's a vibe.
How are they doing that?
And is that comfortable?
Does that tickle? What's going on?
Chloe Bailey. Yes!
Ah, look at her.
I don't know if this is on theme,
but look at her.
Oh my gosh, I am into it.
Lopsided hips and all.
Lopsided hips, lopsided breasts.
Girl, this is contemporary fashion.
We love blob. Nickelodeon.
Bitch, you know what I mean?
Mj Rodriguez.
I guess this was Gilded Age,
'cause this is the second person wearing that head thing.
No, I don't know.
I'm not doing my research
before I do these videos,
so I don't fucking know what I'm doing.
It's nice. It's cute.
We love a ombre sparkle.
I watch "Drag Race" a lot.
Naomi Campbell.
I am going to walk away,
because I love you.
It's because I love you.
Maisie Williams.
Girl, you had eyebrows once, I promise.
I know "Game of Thrones"
was like a few years ago,
but I swear she had eyebrows in that show.
Am I crazy? Were they fake eyebrows?
Oh, no, girl. Okay.
She said no eyebrows fashion.
Oh, she bleached her eyebrows.
She just has really pale skin.
Ugh, can't relate!
SZA, okay, she's giving us cowgirl.
She's giving us, "I own a salon.
No gunslinging up in this bar, you hear?"
Madam of the horses, okay?
We stand. We stand.
Is that Gilded? I don't know.
I don't know, girl,
when did the Wild West happen?
Awkwafina.
No, thank you. Oh, shit.
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, aw.
It's okay.
Lizzo!
Oh my God, girl!
Is that heavy? Are you okay?
That looks hot as hell.
Is it cold over there?
With her golden flu too. I see you.
I see you.
She coming out with an album.
I like it though. I wanna wear it.
I wanna wear it. I can sport this.
I'll borrow it for $5.
I'll give you five bucks.
Kendall Jenner.
Is she wearing a baseball cap
with a veil on it?
America. America (laughs).
Cara Delevingne is naked.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
I wish the paint
was more like as exact as the pasties.
But you know what, girl? She tried.
She's here and she's queer.
She's queer, she's here,
she's queer and she's naked.
Meow!
Khloe Kardashian and Travis Barker.
Thank you. Kendall Jenner.
Okay, the Jenners came big this year.
They said, "We're important too."
With this fringe explosion
of a train that she had.
What is going on, girl? I don't know.
I guess it's on theme.
It's not as connected to the top
as I want it to be, but it's in.
And she looks there.
Olivia Rodrigo.
♪ Good for you, you look happy and healthy ♪
♪ Not me ♪
I don't like it.
Yeah (laughs). Giving me very prom.
No, it's giving me very winter formal.
You know what I mean?
♪ But good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me ♪
Oh my God, Conan Gray!
You made it.
(Machaizelli whines)
I don't like it that much.
I don't like it that much at all.
But you know what?
It's better than just a jacket,
so I'm very happy for you,
but you made it!
Oh, Sydney Sweeney.
And that was Sydney Sweeney. Okay.
Bella Hadid, looking like she lives in SZA's whorehouse.
Okay, girl!
And then here's Ciara,
looking like an illusion.
And last but not least, Katy Perry,
looking nervous?
Girl, you okay?
This is a terrible shot they chose.
I'm so mad.
Why'd y'all choose her like mid,
almost about to blink?
Like, she looks like she's squinting a little bit.
Girl, come on.
Also, this dress is not doing it.
And you also look like you're completely barefoot,
but that is just my eyes
playing tricks on me.
Cute. There's a long ass list.
There's 177 photos in that list, girl.
I skipped some.
I'm sorry I skipped your face.
If I skipped your face, tell me,
and maybe you'll see it in a Short later.
(mysterious music) Ooh, what?
Did he post some Shorts this week?
What? Stay tuned.
Who was your favorite from the Met Gala?
Mine was probably...
Let me relook.
Bella Hadid. Bella Hadid.
She didn't fit the theme,
but she was stunning.
She was beautiful. That was amazing.
The most on theme person
was probably Sarah Jessica Parker,
so I guess she wins.
I don't know. Is there an award for this?
And my least favorite?
I'm not gonna answer that.
I'm not gonna answer that one.
Go away! But, guys, thanks for watching.
This video I actually filmed
after a different video,
and I gave the shout outs in that video,
so you're gonna see the shout outs
from the previous video in my next video,
after this video.
So there's no shout outs for this video,
but shout out to you
for watching till the end.
Thank you very much.
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(Machaizelli screams)