hi it's me trixie mattel welcome back to the channel today we had
the distinct pleasure of looking at icky azalea's capsule collection
with bh cosmetics called totally plastic so let's look inside whoa
every box comes with your very own iggy azalea
iggy's back on the channel today yes you can't get rid of me i'm the first person to get this
aren't i you are yes oh well we're going to get in here and try pretty much everything but you
want to give a little overview of what's in here this collection totally plastics totally 2 000's
it's kind of like in the early 2000s i was like 12 13 14 so i really like would watch a lot of
music videos and look up to all these like women like britney and j lo so this was kind of like me
just going back and saying if i was a teenager i'm making the collection that i wanted oh yeah
yeah and that involves colorful eyeshadows lip glosses just the fun stuff crazy little pops of
like pink and stuff like that that i would have loved and still do love yeah yes dude
it really was they were always covered in dust and dark gritty disgusting but then you kept them for
so long so we're being brave on the channel today neither of us have any skin makeup on it's just
our own skin with no contour no nothing not even a brow pencil i can't even talk to you about these
lip glosses they're so cute do you know how hard i had to fight about getting these to have pom
poms and butterfly charms felt like people are gonna steal these it's your i don't care i just
i don't know i think i really care about packaging and buying into the fantasy of it all well you're
a drag queen yourself nothing has taught us more that packaging matters it matters literally like
lisa frank stationery like you have like erasers in here i had a sticker collection book did anyone
collect stickers when they were a kid but you didn't actually stick them on anything you're
doing stand up hey anybody ever collect stickers in the audience well i did it was amazing so let's
get into this totally snapped totally snatched she's totally snatched oh totally plastic i gotta
tell you i get like secondhand jealousy sometimes when i open really good packaging and when this
came i was like were you jealous i wasn't i wasn't jealous i was like i would have had a heart attack
as a kid if this existed yes i would have had a heart attack i really made it for myself
still like i live for this but also just like this is what i would have been begging my mom please
please please could you buy me this i really wanted everything to be clear i think transparency
is important me too look at this box you guys oh my god that is fierce can people buy that no right
no why are you showing them something they can't get people always want what they can't have i'm
obsessed with this beauty blender wait can i get this out brushes yeah thank you i use beauty
blenders to put on contour actually you do yeah for my nose wait for my there's a mushroom here
look how cute this sponge is it has the little totally plastic laser etched in in the little part
it's the total package folks not to put this in there so it can't roll all over your handbag
with your dirty disgusting foundation it also has a venting hole because if this was airtight
that would get really disgusting and i know that because we took some of my dresses to dry cleaning
today and the dry cleaner said that a worm was in one of them are you serious i can't talk about it
yes i'm scaring this that is horrific i'm like a bottle of tequila honey oh this is cute
i know the people at home want to watch this and this is a perfect size because my face is really
little so i always find that mirrors are too big and this is nice and small oh my gosh i too have
a tiny head talk to the hand cause this face is too fierce it's like you made this for me i was
kind of annoyed the one thing that i did like up about is that i forgot to write my shade names
on my ballads so what they people just have to they're like they're online i'm
like but nobody cares if they're online but i named this whole palette after paris hilton
like one shade was pal paris is my friend and then another shade was tinkerbell
you met paris yes we're from paris david showed me the simple life during cove but i never seen it
i loved it loves it loves it loves it this contour palette is getting me together thank
you for making more than two shades of contour if you're gonna go with your boyfriend or something
and go to the house and then you wake up and you want to pretend like you don't wear makeup
on you could snatch your nose back together with that oh i always wanted to be the person who like
puts makeup on and goes back to bed and pretends to sleep and then it's like oh i used to do that
my whole twenties now i just don't care i'm like this is what you're getting wait till
your son gets older and starts saying to you when you're out of makeup like you look bad yeah
when i do wear a different collar wig he looks at me funny and we'll be like he's like i don't like
your hair blonde no having this stripper bob back to my wig look at this oh come on i gotta hide you
haven't seen the colors yet uh no i haven't i knew it i i peaked i wanted to do the purples
is that okay yes yes yes because i want to do the pink so or maybe the blue they go they've got a
lot of pigment in them she's not lying folks i tried to like do my palettes so if you're like
a boring [ __ ] you can choose like some of the more neutral shades or if you're an interesting
[ __ ] a [ __ ] perhaps even you can just [ __ ] it up some people are just lazy [ __ ] too i'm a
lazy [ __ ] lazy is also valid is this like your kobe project yeah i think it's my covered project
you weren't baking like the gays no i went i'm baking but with makeup i'm just baking my face
baking a loaf of sourdough ladies this is the blue look oh can you see this this one down here
this dark blue fugly because it's like oh that's ugly but then it's really cute cross promotion
i'm using the petite one and she can she can magnify that melon over there
is this the color i should be putting on right now uh let's be transparent iggy's makeup artist
is standing over there and he's going like this he has a mask on so i can't tell he's smiling
his eyes look scared you should be scared but you know what if you guys haven't seen the first time
iggy's on the channel she did tricks makeup okay and you actually snapped thank you so
much so much just getting all over your face see
do you have a primer on no you help this woman i asked her how do i get this off the bottom
like that no what did you do i just powder popped it up
it's a great color the by the way very malibu barbie can you get the malibu barbie
this is you iggy right now and this is oh my god it is yeah did you guys see it
oh my god the same color skins i am the same colored skin as malibu bubba you have the same tan
as a 1971 malibu barbie we'll just have her in place of iggy stop stop this madness oh that
looks great thank you she's saving it folks i'm saving it i'm doing it on purpose to make you feel
better about whatever you're doing at home iggy's giving you relatable makeup applications
should i put something underneath my eye i listen i love a garage door look one shadow
if i was a real person with a real face i would just do garage doors every day one color you get
one color that's all you get and i might blend it out i clearly don't know how to blend very well
that's why i slayed your makeup last time because it didn't have that much blending it's mainly
color blocking it's a reed it's a wreath but it's also a compliment it actually looks pretty good
pretty good thanks i gotta tell you what happened to me last night oh tell me
last night i had to go do a st i did a stand-up gig getting back out there testing material
yeah yeah so they do stand up for a living i thought most people knew that
and i go to do stand-up and this guy comes and goes after the show he goes
you were really funny you should do stand-up i was like i should should i really what do you think
i'm doing out here it was just so confusing david knows him really yes i was like so he's not like
a crazy person no it was like a friend of ours so we're just good i don't think people realize that
drag queens on drag race do other things besides that no do you know the crown no no she famously
like quit drag race people would see her at the airport and be like so what do you what do you do
now she's like i still do drag i just don't do it i didn't die the next day yeah that's weird people
sometimes ask me why i don't do music and i'm like that's crazy because i like just released a song
why don't you do music anymore that's such a read yeah what do you say i was at my house and this
guy was re uh servicing my basketball court and um he was like relatable everybody at home just
hates you sorry he was resurfacing a basketball court before he built another wing of my phone
i wanted it to be a certain color anyway the only problem about santa that's
just seems like it's a bit depressing though um well only when it's not going well yeah
there's drunk people sometimes oh i've seen this one kick people out of the club
oh silly mama i'm a tour i kick out probably one person a night that's kind of fabulous
they come drunk and they're screaming if it's a blue girl that's what happens you're out of
here you don't even get two chances you're gone have you ever kicked people out of a shell okay
no i've had things thrown at me before though definitely i don't know if it was thrown like whoo
i don't know i mean i like to think it is they're throwing broken bottles at you screaming i
hate you and you're like never had a love never bottle people who come to my show drink so hard
they're not letting go of the bottle to throw it at me i love these really sheer translucent
like frosty colors thank you me too those are my favorite things in all the palettes
every palette has a frosty tr uh like illuminating type you know what we should do we get tattoos on
his and his hands and put nails on him and then he sits behind you and puts the arms around
yeah oh see it's me the clown on the mirror
do you play basketball no work just the essentials a basketball court i don't use
what if you want to though it's good to take pictures on i've got a ball maybe it's chanel
you know and it's like oh sure they make chanel basketball yes that's why you need
a sport car trixie just for the ball yeah you are a chaotic spirit i am so chaotic you are
so tonight i'm going to prank somebody's house my prank is you i i get my babies
and i smear it under your door handles of your cars of your luxury vehicles and then
you're like i've changed a lot of diapers this is going to become everybody's problem okay i
had a lot of access to human oh my god my son took a sh on the floor the other day
david did the same thing the moral of the story is you can't let them play around after they have
a bath when they're naked still that's when all this stuff happened oh you were asking for drama
it looks like dog poop because oh my god well you're setting an example with your pranks yeah
i have some sick prank ideas we should pick up lisa we should place her up oh i know a good one
i know how to scare the [ __ ] out of her we buy a bunch of feathers
and we steal a swan and we just put the feathers in the pond so she thinks something
ate it but i was gonna say like a prank call oh well that too we could do that you're like all
right we hog tie pandora we take her to costa rica and we do a ransom you have a lash in here
i'm gonna use it on the bottom eye do you know that is actually the lash that i've been
wearing for like the last year now this is the lash folks yeah that's the one ha ha
yeah that looks good great top lash unless you're full clown
well i'm going to do it at the top right here folks she's a top that's hot
all right i have done my eyes i've done my lashes and i'm moving on with my life
do you have a pink shadow palette yes i'm going to use it as blush
is that against
oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh i actually really like that i think our proudest
moment naming products was when we named the purple palette back to the fuchsia
back to the future is hilarious i think eden who works at trixie cosmetics thought
of it and i was like you are so foolish that's perfect somebody that worked for
works on my team they actually named my all my lip glosses they have their individual shade
names but they're called oral fixation and i was like i love that this one's called is it 2004 yet
this one's called sex cells sex does sell it does so let me tell you you would norm
i watch you put mascara on with the mirror this close i have to you look like you take your eye
out no i'm not i just don't want to [ __ ] it up oh my makeup never looks right until
the last second then it really starts to get fair mine doesn't look right until i photoshop myself
my nose contours can get aggressive so i'm gonna try to go light people have told me my nose looks
like a white worm swimming and brown pudding and i couldn't even maybe that's what was i can't even
disagree with that oh my god totally it's just your nose contour there was some real silk in
the closet so i'm just hoping that that's what it was they weren't eating it was a rich worm
that's my tinder bio hi rich worm i'll return orville peck drives around my house and rolls
down his car window and screams high bald really high ball i kind of love that four days after i
bought my house it was on the internet and i was like i guess i'm in a gated community so i will
live but it's sort of scary but i mean then again i'm like who really wants to come to my house
like not that many people it's been a while since i had a hit so probably safe that's not true strip
club i am the strip club i am the strip club i am the strip club it's true people are always
doing the robot at the strip club it has shimmer oh well i'm ready to put on a gloss but i haven't
even opened these so what's the color story color story is just sh that happens in the early 2000s
your golds your trashy pinks and then you all know it was all about a clear shimmer
with the blue flecks so i thought it is all about that look this is the sex cells the pink shimmer
i am kind of obsessed with the gold one as well just because i feel like it was all about having
metallic lips in the early 2000s but i don't want those now in 2021 but this is just like a little
nod look this one's just the gold i think i see oh no i love colors like that yeah i wanted it to
feel peachy i'm looking for the clear with the blue that's what i wanted what did you call me
when the gays come to the iggy shows are they fun or are they embarrassing so fun okay good
people come to my shows and like sheer tights and g-strings and stuff and have twerk competitions
a mixture of hot girls and then just like twinkie gay guys just out there in thongs too oh literally
no but yeah no no but just sleeping yeah you don't need this i'm psychic this is my favorite are you
psychic yes i can see the future and in it i'm very rich i'm a rich woman oh look i'm obsessed
this is the one i want to put on it's so important that you have the right wand as well on your gloss
i love an oversized yeah it's the same i think i'm gonna do a little bit of highlight using a shadow
is that lethal yeah it is legal it's really really pigmented so it looks really good as a highlight
actually this is everything for me thank you i love the jelly bag oh i just loved jelly oh trixie
oh my god that car air condition you got to smell it it's bubblegum flavor i can't believe you call
it an air conditioner well i don't know it's an air conditioner it's an airplane look at these
car air conditioners i have yeah it smells like bubblegum it's bubblegum what does that have to
do with makeup nothing can you hang it in the dry closet that lip is great oh thank you yeah
well should we um can i put on my wig and we'll be right back yes okay okay this is the final look
gorgeous the collection is amazing iggy where can the children buy the totally plastic collection
you can buy it right now is available at ulta if you go in any store have a big
display in them all you cannot miss it and you can check it out play with the shades see the
lip glosses yourself or if you know that it's already you can just buy it online on ulta.com
well i'll see you guys in the alta stores i'm probably gonna get another set for the archives
thank you guys for watching the video and we'll see you very soon goodbye
two old [ __ ] reminisce about the 2000s iggy and trixie two old get a clean one it's 2 a.m
you just masturbated but you weren't totally satisfied with that so now you're here on
youtube what watching us it's trixie and iggy it's us revealing the totally plastic collection
it's trixie and iggy revealing the totally plastic collection and but never revealing our true selves
do it one more time it's it's trixie and iggy it just sounds stupid now it's us
give me this let me take control here hi it's trixie and iggy revealing the
totally plastic collection see how easy that can be
i don't like my life to be easy i like to make it hard and difficult and complicated