We've been sitting here... for a minute now.
Are you gonna say something?
Okay, maybe you want me to say something?
Okay, okay. [shrieking]
I will say something if that's okay.
[unintelligible]
Yeah. Why don't you start?
I just want to say... that I had nothing...
and I mean nothing to do with this.
Okay.
Okay?
Yeah. Okay.
Cool.
Okay, like... you believe me or okay, I'm in trouble?
Okay.
Heavenly Father...
I-I-I- It's your humble servant, M-Myles.
If- If he talked to me like that one more time,
he's going to be joining you. He's gonna be with you.
Myles.
What are you doing down here?
What's going on?
That's what we're asking you.
Why aren't you asleep?
Oh. I-I was working on my rhymes.
Kanye said he likes to work at night
when the house is quiet.
Oh. Okay. Well, when this house is quiet, we're all sleeping.
You can learn anything on this thing.
Mm-hmm. Including what happens to adults
if they don't make their kids go to school.
What are you talking about?
Look it up.
"Parents who don't make their kids go to school."
Oh.
Yes. Yes, yes. Parents go to jail
for not sending their kids to school.
Yo. This would be so good for my next album.
But check it out.
My guardians were arrested.
That's killer.
I'm not going to jail, okay?
And as long as you want to live in this house,
under my roof, you will follow my rules.
And you will go to school like every other child in this house.
No exceptions. Them's the rules.
Dylan, this is serious. You can't just quit.
Why not?
I'll tell you, why not.
[scoffs]
Tell 'em why not Myles.
Well, first of all,
because you keep asking us to pay for all these activities
that you just throw by the wayside.
Dylan, money doesn't grow on trees.
What other things did I ask ya'll to pay for?
Really? Uh, well, let's see. After you watched that movie
about the kids from Philly riding horses,
you wanted to take riding lessons.
Then you watched that TV series about the inner city school
that started a chess club and won nationals.
So you just had to learn chess
and have those imported handmade marble chess pieces.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I don't recall any of that.
Do you know how much this school costs?
If they tell you to wear an elephant's pendant,
you do that because these are the rules
and you will follow them. Do you understand me?
Yes, ma'am.
All y'all sit down.
Dylan, what about the cause?
Every great rapper has to take an L once in a while,
but... we'll bounce back.
Yeah, y'all will bounce back.
Didn't I tell you to sit down?
Now, look, this is not how we handle things in this family.
Right?
Yeah. Get 'er, Unc.
Oh, she's getting it.
Oh, you getting it too, Dylan.
Wait. What?
You're both grounded for the weekend.
From now until Monday,
if it ain't happening here, you ain't doing it.
[both] But I got plans!
Would you like to make it two weekends?
No.
Look, Uncle Myles. I'm sorry I broke the rules.
I am but the guy said the packages were from my mom.
Dylan, that doesn't matter.
I know, but I just haven't heard from her.
And I really wanted to know what it was. I thought maybe--
Listen, look, Dylan, I know, but we discussed this.
But what if someone stole it?
Stole it? Stole it?
What kind of neighborhood do you think we're in?
M-kay.
Good.
Thanks for not punishing me.
Oh, you're getting punished.
Most definitely, you're getting punished.
I just need time to think of something bad enough.
Man.
[arguing]
What is going on?
Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's going on?
We were slow bracing and Dylan cheated.
- No, I didn't. - Here.
[screaming]
I don't care who did what?
Knock it off and clean up your room.
It's a zoo in here.
Why is that thing still here?
I thought we told you to get rid of it.
Yeah, because you said we were clumsy.
Well, we fixed that.
Is that right?
It sure is.
[dinging]
Okay, well, you know, prove it.
Um, do you want the privilege?
No, how about you go first, dear cousin.
If you insist, but maybe I'll start small
so I won't blow his mind too much.
Maybe like a bar spin into a tail whip.
Yeah, I suppose--
Okay, will somebody just show me?
[screaming]
[groaning]
My studio!
I guess there's no need to punish me anymore
than I already have.
Guess again.
Man, you caught us again, Grandma.
We didn't stand a chance. You're too smart for us.
You know what? We give up.
Uh, we- we do?
You do?
Yeah. Come on, Becca,
let's just sit here and take our punishment.
I thought you had more fight in you than that, but I get it.
[chuckles] Alcatraz is what?
- Always on top. - On top.
Lord, they got it.
[fighting]
What is going- What in the world?
Hey! Hey, hey! Stop! Hey!
I'm gonna let that one slide.
What is going on here?
He made this place a mess.
He was going to do it first!
No, I wasn't!
How'd you know?
[unintelligible]
Hey, hey, hey. Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
Enough!
Okay. Clearly, something is going on between you two.
I don't know what it is,
but maybe you need a little space.
You mean a lot of bit of space.
- Dylan. - Hey.
Until you two stop driving each other crazy,
Dylan, you're going to stay in Rebecca's room.
What?
[laughing]
[sniffing]
What's that smell?
Must be that burrito I ate. Sorry, sir.
Ah, what?
[coughing]
Burrito, huh?
[coughing]
And another infraction, earrings. Really?
So much for turning over a new leaf.
Okay, that's thing he sprayed is not mine,
and I didn't put it there.
You already know.
[coughing]
That's how you do that.
Dylan.
Unc, what are you doing home?
Well, you know, I figured, Hey, you know what?
I was feeling kind of bad.
I thought maybe let me go home and hang out with him.
Looks like your ankle's feeling better.
Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Boy, boy, stop. Stop. Quit it. Okay, let it go.
Wait a minute.
You quit the team, didn't you? Mm-hmm.
And you've been faking getting hurt
so that we wouldn't find out.
Yeah.
It's a long season, Dylan. What was the plan?
You were gonna get hurt every game?
Well, when you say it, it sounds like a bad idea.
Let me sum this up, shall we?
Instead of working for the money,
Dylan signed up and got a credit card,
under my name.
By the way, you know that's, you know what, gimme these.
- Hey. - No, no, no.
You know, just, under my credit, boy, sit down.
These are my shows, I can't even fit.
Then all of you acted like ex football players
and ran that card to the limit.
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
And didn't know they had to pay it back
because, well... kids.
So you decided to cover it all up
with lies and deceit until you got busted?
Yeah, that sounds right.
- That's all of it. - I feel ashamed hearing it.