- [Kinley] (screaming) Nikki come blow the balloons up!
(upbeat dance music)
- [Nikki] Tonight my mom's throwing a birthday party
for my dad.
- [Michelle] Oh my god your mom.
- [Nikki] What the heck!
(laughing)
- Nikki!
- [Nikki] She tends to get really crazy at parties.
- Come blow the balloons up!
- All right mom I'm not ready yet, seriously.
- [Nikki] I invited a bunch of my friends
over to the party tonight.
I just don't want her to do anything embarrassing.
My grandma is gonna want to hang out
with us I don't know.
- Wait is your grandma anything like your mom?
- (screaming) Nikki!
- No my grandma is like loud.
- Get down here I need help!
If I come up she's gonna get hit.
- How are you?
- Can I wear this?
- That was your Melrose trip? Sure.
- Is it cute?
(techno music)
- She's got my glitter.
Hi guys,
do you have my
- Mom!
- Glitter! My glitter?
Do you have anything?
My glitter?
You, my little thing of glitter?
- No I don't have anything.
- [Kinley] Nikki you've had it before.
- Mom I don't have.
- And who are you?
- [Robbie] Robbie.
- Sorry Robbie, I'm Kinley.
- This is Shawn.
- Hi Shawn I'm Kinley.
(laughter)
- Mom what are you doing, seriously.
No no no you don't need to go through this.
- I'm I'm
- Here!
- No the ones that
- Mom I don't have your glitter.
- You've had it before.
- What are you doing?
No I don't have it. I seriously don't have it.
(gasp quiet scream)
- All right fine.
(laughing)
(foot steps)
- Her ass is like hanging out of those pants.
(foot steps)
- So what do you think of my mom?
- [Male Voice] She's nice.
- I gotta say it, she's hot!
I won't lie about that!
What a MILF.
- [Nikki] Ah that sucks. Why am I not like?
(laughter)
(loud bass music)
- That's her body, that's her mom.
Look at it.
- [Male Voice] Gotta say wow!
(laughter)
- Pat keeps telling me he'll love me as long as I look 18.
(laughter)
- And what happens after?
- You find a better doctor.
(dance music)
- She's embarrassing.
(dance music)
- Come on Nikki!
- I'm fine, no please don't.
Mom like seriously, you are doing it too much.
(dance music)
(laughter)
- No seriously this is pissing me off now.
Like I'm pissed off right now.
- From who?
- Because all this.
She's shaking and stupid.
I don't want all the attention on her.
This is pissing me off!
(dance music)
- [Grandma] Just ignore her.
- Its not even funny.
(crying)
- You want me to holler at her?
- I just want it to stop now, I don't care
(dance music)
(back ground chatter)
(techno music)
- She looks like a prostitute.
- She's not.
- I'm not even kidding.
I didn't know she's gonna be grinding on like my friends.
- (sighs) Did you guys take it offensively?
- The dancing?
- Yeah
- I enjoyed it.
- Oh my god.
- Like if my mom was doing that I would get really mad
and embarrassed too.
- [Grandma] You know what sometimes Nik you just gotta go up
and say, "Mom, tone it down a little bit."
"It's a little bit too embarrassing."
- [Nikki] She doesn't care she just laughs at me.
- No, she won't because then,
- No she just laughs at me.
She saw me crying, she didn't do anything about it.
- [Grandma] She didn't know you were crying.
- Yes she did, she was (grumbles)
- Are you mad?
- Mom get out, no I'm not mad.
No I don't even want to, no seriously
I don't want you in here.
- She's embarrassed, you embarrassed her.
- I'm sorry.
(laughing)
He's having a good time!
You wanna see me dance some more?
- Yeah let's go dance some more!
- [Nikki] Mom!
- What?
- I'll flip you off right now.
- Don't you dare, not while I'm here.
Not while I'm here, uh-uh break it
- Love you! I love you.
(background chatter)
- [Nikki] After that it just got like way too far.
I just can't deal with her anymore.
(footsteps)