- One, two, three.
- all: Get it up!
- Summer's almost over.
- Ugh.
- And it feels like everyone is coupling up.
- You're-- is that right word to say, "Intriguing?"
- Yes.
- Lindsay has her Turkish guy.
Danielle and Hannah have their Brits.
- Always a pleasure. - You are so cute.
- And Carl has--
- I'm going to a wedding next weekend.
I am bringing someone.
- Some random girl.
- We've hooked up before.
[chuckles, clears throat]
- That's right.
After finally winning me over with the mom card--
- This is Paige. - Hi. I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you. - Hi, Paige.
- He threw it all away.
But, honestly, I could not care less.
I went on 87 dates this week.
[laughing]
- I've been holding something back.
- Meanwhile, we're not so sure about anything
that Jordan says.
- I can't get it up.
- I mean, E.D., I find that kind of hard to believe.
- Hello. What's goin' on?
- Amanda was super quick to forgive Kyle
after finding out the cheating rumor wasn't true.
- Love you.
- Until she visited dear old mom and dad.
- Kyle was not very faithful one night.
- What the (BLEEP) you doin' with him?
- And now, she's not so sure.
- It was really ----ing sh---y,
the conversation I had.
♪ We never stop ♪
♪ living the fast life from sunset to sunrise ♪
♪ let my loving take you over ♪
♪ I know of a place now ♪
♪ I'll show you the way ♪
- How did we ----ing get here?
- You-- this is how we got here.
- I know.
And where I'm just struggling,
is because I'm finally, like, I'm here.
I'm ready. I'm--
- And I-- - And now, it's like
everyone is like, "Oh, too late, asshole."
Since the cheating rumor wasn't true,
I thought that Amanda and I were putting this behind us.
Hearing that her parents don't even wanna talk to me,
it's like I'm taking 1,000 steps backwards,
and it feels like sh--.
- The key to all of this is patience.
You need to be patient with them
and letting them feel the feelings they're feeling.
You need to patient with me every time I get upset.
Like, just be patient.
♪♪♪
- I'm just-- - I love you.
- I know. I just--
I just wanna make things right.
- I know. This ----ing sucks.
My parents made me realize
maybe I shouldn't be giving my boyfriend,
who cheated on me, this free pass.
But I still really love him.
♪♪♪
- It's wet! It's wet!
- These pants were not made for the rain.
[laughing]
- Can we go straight to the snacks?
- Snacks, snacks, snacks, snacks.
[bell dings]
[laughing]
- This entire summer,
I feel like I haven't been able to be myself.
And to finally just say, "Hey, I can't get my dick up,"
I just feel like a new man, now.
I can start a new relationship with Erika.
- Yeah.
Okay.
[sighs]
♪♪♪
- You'll come over later?
- Yeah. - Thanks for the ride.
- Things with Peyman are great.
I forgot how beautiful your eyes are.
- Yours are very pretty themselves.
- It's fun. He's sexy,
and it's what I need, so I can move on from Everett.
♪♪♪
- Coffee time.
- Did you use the almond milk creamer.
- Mm-hmm.
- Justin texted me.
Tonight, he's taking me to an Italian restaurant.
I've been talking to Justin for a few months.
He did stand me up one night.
The guy that I invited to this,
like, never texted me.
But he apologized immediately,
so I gave him another chance.
- I feel like Carl was, like, so close,
but, like, he ----ed it up.
- Yep.
I've been keeping Justin kind of casual
because I didn't know what was gonna happen with Carl.
But now that Carl is with another girl at a wedding--
- Ladies and gentlemen, Dave and Katie's wedding.
- That is fair game for me and Justin to take
the next step because, I mean, come on.
I'm not waiting around for anyone,
especially not Carl. [chuckles]
♪♪♪
What's up, whores?
- Hi. - It's Mrs. Whore to you.
- How was your night?
- We were able to, like, have conversations
that I feel like we haven't really been able to, like,
touch base on, and it just got really emotional. So--
- Well, sometimes those conversations are hard to have,
so it's easy to just kind of push them away.
- Yeah.
- How was your night?
- I think last night was us having a difficult conversation
in a good way,
and it feels good to kinda, like--
- Release that. - Yeah.
- How was dinner?
- Dinner got-- - It was a dinner.
[laughing] - It was a dinner.
- What happened?
- Well, first of all, the love of Jordan's life
is coming over tonight.
He wants to, like, bring her home to mom.
- Last night, I mean, I-I opened up to the girls
because I felt like I-I've had to act
a little bit differently
around you guys because of-of something
that's really been going on with me.
- Okay.
- These past couple months, I've been having, like,
uh, erectile dysfunction issues.
- That is not where I thought this was going.
Uh...
- Basically, Jordan was just like,
"I can't get it up."
- The brain is a tricky thing,
and so is the little brain.
Has it happened with a specific girl