- Hey, my name is Mei and I saw this trend on TikTok.
- Did you know I liked you?
No, not until I sent her this form.
- And from a YouTuber named jazzyanne.
- Have you ever liked me? Yes.
- Since it's quarantine and honestly I have nothing
better to do, I'm going to do it today.
(intense music)
So the layout of it is,
Surprise (or not)! I had a crush on you once.
I, Mei, have had or currently have a crush on you.
What's your name?
Are you queer?
Because yes, I am sending this
to a couple of straight girls, yikes.
Did you know that I liked you?
If you knew, how did you know?
Did you like me back?
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?
Rate my attractiveness.
Rate my personality.
Rate my dateability.
What's our relationship now?
Any final words and then just ask them
if they're okay to be in this video,
and I also think I'm giving them an option to put a photo,
so maybe you guys can see what all my crushes look like
and you can see my type.
Just kidding, I actually don't have a type.
Wow, I'm a lot more nervous than I thought
I was going to be.
Okay, I'm going to go, go, go.
Great, just do it, right?
(emails dinging)
Wow, this is so scary.
(emails dinging)
Okay, we're done.
(sighs) For the past day, I don't think,
I've never felt so much anxiety in my life maybe,
and I didn't even think I was gonna like, care that much.
I was like, haha, this is all fun and games,
until I started getting texts and calls
from these girls that I haven't talked to in so long.
Okay, this is my friend Gwenn.
Are you queer? Yes.
Did you know that I liked you? Had a feeling.
You knew, we talked about it.
If you knew, how did you know?
The suppressed sexual tension.
Did you like me back? Yes.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?
She said yes in all capitals.
My junior year self would have just died seeing that.
Rate my attractiveness, 10.
Rate my personality, 10.
Rate my dateability, 10.
Okay, Gwenn.
She said we chill.
Any final words, 10 out of 10, would still hit.
Honestly, and I have a boyfriend, but like, same.
Maia is somebody that I talked to
my freshman year of high school.
She's honestly like the first girl that like, ghosted me.
What's your name? Maia.
Are you queer? Sometimes.
Yeah, that was kind of our issue.
Did you know that I liked you?
No way, I'm actually surprised.
Okay, that was like definitely a fake answer,
'cause we fully like talk.
If you knew, how did you know?
(chuckles)
She said I was convinced when you took
a $300 Uber to my house.
Oh my God.
I literally Ubered from Chicago to Michigan
to see this girl.
Yes I am a lesbian.
Do you, did you like me back?
She said I'm still in love.
I don't know if this girl's serious, ever.
Like, she literally could like be actually in love with me
and I would think that she was making a joke, so.
Would you have given me access if I made a move?
Wish you would have.
Okay, I try, I'm.
Anyways, rate my attractiveness, 10.
Rate me personality, 10, thank you.
Rate my dateability, 10.
What's your relationship now?
You're one of my favorite people and I'm sorry you met me.
Oh, that's sad.
Well, I am not sorry I met you,
and she is one of my favorite people too, honestly.
She's a great girl.
Sometimes things don't work out.
Sometimes you're meant to be friends with people
and that's fine.
Any final words?
I'm Team India.
Oh my gosh.
So India, spoiler alert.
I sent her this and I hope she answered,
is a girl that I'm currently talking to.
Next is Chelsea who we have been literally talking
on and off since our junior year of high school.
Like, we almost went to the same college.
We always like, talk for a second and then stop talking
and then talk for a second and stop talking like,
in between all of our relationships.
Are you queer? Yes.
Did you know what I liked you? Yes, it was so obvi duh.
if you knew, how did you know?
We confess our love to each other every two months.
Ah, painfully true.
Do you like me back? Yes.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move? Yes.
Rate my attractiveness, 10.
Rate my personality, 10.
Well, honestly, these girls are really hyping me up.
I feel like they just feel like they have to say it,
but like, I'll take it.
Rate my dateability, 10.
What's our relationship now? (laughs)
She said, Mei please date me.
All right, bitch, call me then.
We've literally been saying this since high school,
like I don't know if it's ever going to happen,
but a girl can, a girl can hope, you know.
Any final words? I love you.
I love her so much.
Wow, it's just making me so giddy.
Okay, next Emma.
So this girl, I also talked to my freshman year of college,
like actually right before I started
dating my last serious girlfriend.
What's your name? Emma.
Are you queer? Very.
Did you know what I liked you? Yes, it was so obvious, duh.
If you knew, how do you know?
You literally came over to my dorm
when you were drunk many times.
Like I said, drunk Mei really has something to say.
Did you like me back? Yes.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?
She said yes, and moves were kind of made LOL, yeah.
Rate my attractiveness, nine.
Rate my personality, eight.
Damn, wonder what I lost two points for.
Maybe it was like, the whole ghosting
for absolutely no reason, but an eight, I'll take it.
Rate my dateability, four.
Okay, valid.
What's our relationship now?
I ask you advice about moving to L.A.
and we're on each other's close friends list.
So I would say we're tight.
Honestly, true.
That is the definition of friendship at this point.
That was not, that I was actually nervous about her as well,
'cause I was kind of a dick to her.
Maggie, okay Maggie is one of my childhood friends.
She's one of the first girls I had a crush on,
like growing up I think I had a crush on her
when I was like 13.
Like it was a very, before I even like knew I was gay,
I knew I liked her.
It was so, and she's like one of my best friends now.
and I fucking love her.
Are you queer? Yes.
Did you know that I liked you?
No, I am actually surprised.
Did you like me back? No.
Damn, my first no.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?
Yes, the fuck.
Rate my attractiveness, 10 baby.
Rate my personality, 10.
Rate my dateability, 10.
What's our relationship now?
We chill, yeah we're like literally best friends now.
Any final words, she said, when we doing this thing?
(laughs) Bitch call me, we can do whatever you want.
Susan. this was, okay I really thought
that this girl was straight but I have since found out
that she's not, but she was in one of my classes
my junior year so like, last year and we hung out
like a couple of times.
She was like one of my friends in Philly,
and like, before I moved to L.A.
So let's see.
So are you queer? Kind of,
heteroflexible if you consider that a thing.
Mostly straight, sometimes gay.
What an explanation.
Thank you for the clarification, dude.
Did you know that I liked you? Had a feeling.
If you knew how'd you know?
When you ranked me in your Twitter mutuals
that you would tap.
Oh my God.
I made this thing of like mutuals on Twitter
that I would hook up with and she was, she was on the list.
Did you like me back? Yes.
Oh my God.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?
Hell yeah, are you kidding me.
Wow, the missed opportunities.
Rate my attractiveness, 10.
Rate my personality, 10.
Rate my dateability, nine.
Why not a 10, huh Susan?
What's the relationship now?
Cross country support buddies,
always rooting for you from afar.
Oh, that's so nice.
Any final words?
Oh my God, this is so nice.
She said, I love you, man.
I love you're doing your beautiful social media thing.
I'm so honored to be included in this.
I stay crushing on and admiring you from 3,000 miles away.
I gave you a nine for dateability because you are
3,000 miles away and long distance lowkey sucks
compared to in real life.
You know this.
Anyway, I love you and want to cook
nasty squash with you again.
Oh, that was so sweet.
The line in between like dating and friendship
in lesbian relationships is so confusing.
Like, I don't know if I want to be you,
if I want to be with you, and if I just like,
want to be your best friend.
Jessica, so Jess is somebody I met on Twitter
when I was literally like, 14,
but I've always had like a little crush on her
'cause I thought she was so pretty.
Are you queer? Yes.
Did you know that I liked you?
Didn't know, hee hee.
I'm known to be oblivious when I'm being
crushed on unless I'm told.
Yeah, definitely never expressed it to her.
Did you like me back?
She said attracted to you, but never got the chance
to get to know you better.
Very valid.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move? Yes.
Okay.
Rate my attractiveness, 10.
Rate my personality, 10.
Rate my dateability 10.
I love these girls.
See, I pick nice girls.
They're all being so nice to me.
I know these bitches do not all think
that I'm a 10 on dateability.
Like, if I was a 10, you'd be dating me, but like go on.
What's our relationship now? Wish we hung out more.
Any final words?
Laughing at myself for not catching on that you've ever
crushed on me, even though we've matched on Tinder.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Lesbians are stupid, but it's okay.
We're at India.
This is one I've nervous about, because like I said,
like we're literally talking right now.
Like last night, I wanted to be like,
we're talking and we've been talking so like, I'm scared.
Okay, are you queer? Hell yeah, I am.
Did you know that I liked you? Not so obv at first, but yes.
If you knew, how'd you know?
Oh my God, my heart is beating so fast.
I really think it might blow up.
Okay. If you knew, how did you know?
We'd stay up 'til the mother birds came out
almost every night.
True, we did literally stay up till like 3:00 a.m.
every single night texting.
Did you like me back?
I guess you could say a little more than like.
Would you have give me a chance if I made the move?
Duh, too bad I made the first move twice. What?
Okay, this is irrelevant, but I need everybody to know.
I made the first move, not her,
and we are going to have a talk about that.
I literally, okay whatever.
Rate my attractiveness, 10. Thank you.
Personality, 10. Dateability, 10.
What's our relationship now?
Speaking of an unofficial DTR.
Oh my God, yeah, we have not determined,
we've been talking for like three months.
I'm like, we still haven't DTR.
So that's on being terrified of commitment.
Any final words? I.
(excited whizzing)
She said, I kind of really want you to be my girlfriend.
So here's me wanting to officially DTR, dot dot dot hi.
Okay, um, let me come back to this one, I think.
So maybe we'll give an update on that.
Oh my God, okay, I don't even know, okay.
Oh my God, I'm going to call her.
Mystery girl.
Okay, this is another one I was really nervous about.
This girl, honestly, I ghosted pretty, pretty,
pretty severely.
So I don't want to be nervous about her.
So let's see.
Are you queer? Yes.
Did you know that I liked you?
I thought you did, and then you did a 180.
Oh God it's already bad.
If you knew, how did you know?
We literally talked every night,
and you flirted with me nonstop.
Did you like me back? Yes.
Would you have given me a chance if I made a move?
She said, Bitch I did, and you pulled out.
Rate my attractiveness, nine.
Rate my personality, five.
Yeah, about it, I was a dick.
Rate my dateability, two.
Also valid.
What's our relationship now?
Oh.
You ghosted me after three months of what I thought
was exclusive talking and then haven't spoken to me
until you sent this.
So not great, but no hard feelings.
Okay, she really went in.
Honestly I deserve it, but like, ouch,
and that was the last one.
This was honestly such a fun experience.
I definitely was so nervous, and honestly, like I still,
like, I'm kinda like shaky a little bit still,
'cause like that was a whole lot.
I feel like I just like went into my old diary
and like dug up all these past feelings,
but to every girl that I've ever had a crush on,
you're all great and beautiful, and there was a reason
that I had a crush on you.
So maybe do this, maybe don't if you're sensitive,
but if you're bored, honestly, go for it.
It was really fun.
So, that's it.
(jazzy music)