- [Nicole] "We're watching Adventure Time! Aaah!"
I've never seen it, so I'm assuming it's like,
"Aaah, Adventure Time!"
- [Bláithín] What's it even about?
Is it - are they superheroes? Are they -
- [Fiona] 'Kay, well I've never watched it, sorry. Sorry! *laughs* - [David] Ugh, you've - ugh, let's go!
- ["Adventure Time Theme Song" plays]
- ♪ Adventure Time / Come on, grab your friends ♪
- [David] The theme is gonna be stuck in your head, by the way.
- [Fiona] Yeah, this is like... the inside of my mind.
- ♪...the Human / The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
- [Bláithín] Is this by the same makers of - Rick and Morty?
- [Finn] Woo-hoo! Yeah! *laughs* - [Jake] Yeah! *laughs*
- [Fiona] This is just for people who are so stoned.
- [David] No!
- [Bláithín] I love it!
- [Dermot] Oh my God, this is amazing! - [Bláithín] *laughs*
- [Harker] I have no idea what's happening!
- [Nicole] No! - [Harker] I'm on an acid trip, I think!
- [Bláithín] Was - is this for kids?
It's not for children!
- [Ice King] Hello, ladies! *Princesses mutter*
- [Fiona] I think I used to have a principal like him. At school.
- [David] Just stealing princesses? - [Fiona] Yeah.
- [Finn] Hot Dog Princess?
- [Dermot] I was called "Hot Dog Princess" once.
- [Nicole] Uh.. - [Harker] Maybe I'm a little bit attracted to the Ice King.
*laughs*
- [Bláithín] Does that princess - like, her crown is just a piece of -
jagged... glass? Yeah. - [Dermot] She's been stabbed in the head, yeah. Yeah.
- [Bláithín] Cool, that's fine. - [Dermot] That's nice.
- [Lumpy Space Princess] I'm bored, and I'm not having any fun!
- [Fiona] *laughs* She's cool.
- [David] The guy who does the voice of the Lumpy Space Princess is the creator.
- [Fiona] Ohhh!
- [Harker] I know this is huge.
I'm struggling to - figure it out.
What they're seeing in it.
- [Cosmic Owl] You're a sociopath.
- [Dermot] Was the space owl established earlier?
Did we miss that? No? - [Bláithín] Mmm... I n - I don't think so.
- [Fiona] At first, I was like, "This is absolutely -"
like, "mind-numbing".
- [Nicole] I like it because it does, like -
random... adult... art... outbursts. - [Harker] Mmm.
- [Dermot] I loved it!
- [Bláithín] I - yeah, I really - for some reason, really like it, I -
- [Harker] I like the Ice King. The Ice King is, like, my favourite, right now.
- [Dermot] I relate way too much to Ice King.
- [Nicole] I know he abducted all those princesses, but -
you know, why doesn't anybody like him!? - [Harker] You could be so safe!
- [Bláithín] Yeah, leave the misunderstood perverts of the world alone, guys!
- [Dermot] If you don't mind! - [Bláithín] *laughs*
- [Harker] I have this whole thing of like, it - I know I should enjoy it,
because it's so popular, but -
- [David] It's - it's, it's amazing. It's so good.
- [Finn] Chambers! Woah.
- [Harker] What is it with Finn just constantly trespassing on people's places?
- [Nicole] I know, right? - [Harker] Respect of property!
*Mimic Monster loudly vomits*
- [Bláithín] That treasure chest is drunk.
- [Demon Cat] ...Frank the Human Boy!
- [Finn] How did you almost know my name!? - [Fiona] *laughs*
- [Demon Cat] I have approximate knowledge of many things.
- [Bláithín] So... this is my cat, Pompino. - [Dermot] Mm-hm.
- [Harker] This just r - makes me realize how short an attention span I have.
Because not enough's happening, I'm just like, "Can I go now?"
- [Finn] ...and it might have finished my buns if it weren't for Jake's stank.
- [Dermot] That is quite possibly the greatest line of dialogue I've ever heard in my life. - [Bláithín] *laughs*
- [Jake's Subconscious] It is way too hard to swim across the river.
It's easier to wear a hat. Here!
- [David] See? Good messages; sometimes, it's just easier to wear a hat.
- [Bláithín] Lemon people!
- [Dermot] Lemon people! - [Bláithín] F***ing lemon people!
- [Dermot] You racist! - [Bláithín] *laughs*
-[Lemongrab Clone] You've enjoyed sitting in your chair!? - [David] *gasps* Oh, you dick.
- [Dermot] Is that their child!?
- [Harker] *laughs*
- [Lemongrab Clone] Brother, stop that!
- [David] The - Lemongrab episodes are v - are just stressful.
They're very stressful to watch.
- [Dermot] He's eating his brother! Ass-first, as well!
- [Ice King] I get the princesses, and you get - w-whatever it is you're into.
Sounds good? - [Harker] See? Ice King is progressive!
- [Jake] *deep voice* Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick.
*laughter*
- [Ice King] ♪ I'm so alone! ♪
♪ Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me? ♪ - [David] *sighs* Beautiful snow emo.
- [Fiona] *laughs* Yeah.
- [Marceline] It was you, Simon! Before the war! - [Dermot] *gasps*
- [Dermot] What - the war!? What war!? What the hell!? - [Bláithín] *laughs*
- [Fiona] Why can't he remember anything?
- [Marceline] ♪ "But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid you're going to lose me, too." ♪
- [Ice King] Ooh, yeah! - [Bláithín] *sadly* He's been driven crazy by his own magic.
[Dermot] This is - and you don't like this!?
- [Harker] Um, I'm good with the Ice King and, um... Marce - Marceline?
- [Nicole] Marceline? Ma - - [Harker] Margerine?
- [Bláithín] Oh, that's not really fair, guys.
- [Dermot] We need closure, here!
- [Fiona] I feel like I'm a different person.
- [David] Yeah, it just, it - the depth, it just keeps going.
- [Harker] I really enjoyed the last five minutes.
- [Dermot] The - the nuclear war, uh, gave the dog nips.
- [Fiona] I found myself, in spite of myself, starting to enjoy it.
- [Harker] Just, Ice King rules all.
He's such a good character compared to the rest of the show, like. - [Nicole] *laughs*
- [Fiona] I do have a weird thing about the King.
- [Dermot] But I - no, I'm totally gonna watch this now.
I love it. It's amazing. Is it on Netflix?
- [David] Oh, this is so much nicer than yesterday. - [Fiona] *laughs*
Coming in yesterday morning - to eat pickled cabbage -
and cold soup, and octopus tentacles - - [Fiona] Aw, stop.
and now I'm coming in to watch one of my favourite shows. This is so much nicer.
So much nicer!
- [Fiona] And you had an orange.
- [David] I - yeah, I mean, I'll get back to it. - [Fiona] Oh! *laughs*
But I don't look forward to it.