(Anthony) I'mmm talkinng in slowww moootionnn--
(Ian) SHUT UP!
I'm so smart!
Yo, Ian, check out this bad-ass new sword I got on Etsy.
- Whoo! - Watch where you're swinging that thing!
You're gonna break my shelf of extremely fragile stuff!
Oh no, I might break Ian's shelf of extremely fragile stuff!
You keep your face like that, it's gonna get stuck.
Uggh, oh no! Bwaah!
(thudding noises and glass shattering)
Dude!
That was the most awesome frickin' thing
I've seen in my frickin' life!
I just stole a bunch of stuff from Miley Cyrus' house.
You wanna go break it?
Yeaah!
(yelling in slow-motion)
Yeaaaaah!
Wooow, that was aaawesomme!
Yeeeaah--waaait.
Whyyy is everything still so slooooow?
Oh my god, we did it for sooo long,
now we're stuck in slow-motioon!
This is aaall youuur faulllllt!
Naaaah-uuuuh!
(groaning)
Waaaaaaaah!
(groaning)
Youuuu've ruined my bowwwwl hair cut, you diiiick!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(normally) 'Scuse me there, fellas! Gotta package for ya' here!
- Just need a signature here, buddy boy! - (Anthony farts in slow-motion)
(normally) You sir! Just need your John Hancock!
Whooooooooaaah!
Just sign right here.
Ooooookaaaaaayyyy--
Right there.
(Ian) yyyyyyy--
Just sign right here, buddy boy.
(Ian) yyyyy--
Just uh...
Yeah, just um...
Just sign. Just keep going there, okay?
Um...okay, well, yeah. Just keep signing!
(sighs)
Aw, F*CK this malarkey!
(calming music)
(gasping in slow-motion)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Youuuuuu!
(groaning in slow-motion like freaking Godzilla)
Ptttttttth.
Huuuuuuuuh?
(steamy music)
Yeeaaaaaaah!
(steamy music)
Ooooooh!
What're you doing?! STOP!
(groaning in slow-motion)
Noooooooooo!
Hah hah hah. Hah hah hah!
This was my faaavorite maaan thonnnnnng!
(dramatic music)
(screaming in slow-motion)
(silence)
Hi guys!
(intense music)
Ptttthh-hwwaah-hwaaah haaah!
Pttth wah hah hah hah hah.
(tires screeching)
(high-pitched groaning)
Are you two idiots okay?
(sped up) Sure thing, old man! Like, we're both fine.
Like, totally fine. Like everything is back to normal now.
Wait...are we stuck in fast-motion now?
Oh, mother f-cking sh-t balls! AAAAAH!
Frickin' bath salts!
(screaming in fast-motion continues)
Hey guys, to see bloopers and more of that slow-motion bikini spring--
'cause we're all pervs, just admit it--
click the video on the left.
(steamy music)
And if you want to see us find out some really f*cked up things
that some people have searched for on Google,
click the video on the right.
- Can farts stick to clothes? - (Anthony cracks up)
I think that's poop!
(in slow-motion) Click the subscribe button.
Biiitch.
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