THEME SONG: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
welcome to Furchester Hotel.
[BELL RINGING]
FUNELLA: [SINGING] Your room is ready for you.
FURGUS: [SINGING] Just needs to get the bed.
PHOEBE: [SINGING] The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink.
PILLOWCASE: [SINGING] A pillow for your head.
ELMO AND COOKIE MONSTER: [SINGING]
The hotel's run by monsters.
The staff's beyond compare.
ALL: [SINGING] We've got the kind of service
you won't find anywhere.
So welcome to the Furchester.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
Welcome to the Furchester.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
FURGUS: [SINGING] Dine in style.
FUNELLA: [SINGING] So genteel.
COOKIE MONSTER: Cookie come with every meal.
ALL: [SINGING] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la.
ELMO: [SINGING] Here's your keys.
PHOEBE: [SINGING] So check right in.
ALL: [SINGING] Let your furry stay begin.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NARRATOR: Mr. Lawnmower.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FURGUS: How'd you like your trim, Mrs. Fernbottom?
MRS. FERNBOTTOM: Oh, lovely, Mr. Fuzz.
FURGUS: A little more off the top?
MRS. FERNBOTOM: No, thank you.
I like to wear my leaves long.
FURGUS: Ah, all right, then.
You can relax and enjoy the sun.
MRS. FERNBOTTOM: Ach, h I could, but I'm off to a garden party.
FURGUS: Ooh, all right now, Speedy Grow, it's your turn.
[LAUGHS]
FUNELLA: Ah, you know what I always say, Isabel.
ISABEL: Ding.
FUNELLA: There's nothing better than a sandwich
after a busy, busy morning.
Ha.
[SNIFFING]
ISABEL: Ding, ding, ding.
FUNELLA: Oh, a guest.
Ah, ha ha.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
We welcome you with furry arms.
[BLEATS]
Oh.
I'm afraid I do not speak goat.
But luckily, my daughter does.
Oh, Phoebe?
[GIGGLING]
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, hi, mum.
Oh, hello.
[BLEATING]
PHOEBE: This is Mr. Lawnmower.
FUNELLA: Ah.
PHOEBE: He's booked in for two nights.
FUNELLA: Oh yes, Mr. Lawnmower.
My husband will show you to Billy Bedroom.
ELMO: Ah.
FUNELLA: Furgus?
Oh, Furgus, my sweet one?
FURGUS: Oh, uh, I'm a bit busy at the moment, dear.
My Speedy Grow vine needs more pruning.
FUNELLA: Oh.
PHOEBE: Well, um, that's all right.
Elmo and I can take Mr. Lawnmower to his room.
ELMO: Oh yeah, come with Elmo and Phoebe Mr. Lawnmower.
[LAUGHTER]
PHOEBE: Yes.
[BLEATING]
FURGUS: Well, I'll get back to my cutting, then.
Humph.
FUNELLA: And I'll get back to my sandwich.
oh, where did that go?
Hm.
[BLEATING]
[LAUGHTER]
ELMO: Wow, Mr. Lawnmower must really want a nap.
Oh-- oh, look, Mr. Lawnmower's eating the pillow.
PHOEBE: Mr. Lawnmower, please don't eat the pillow.
[BLEATING]
ELMO: Oh, no, now Mr. Lawnmower's eating the bed.
Oh, what are we going to do?
PHOEBE: Are you hungry, Mr. Lawnmower?
[BLEATING]
ELMO: You are?
PHOEBE: Right, well, come one, we'll
take you to the dining room.
ELMO: Oh, the dining room-- oh, the baa.
Come on.
FURGUS: Ho, ho, would you look at that?
Heh, heh.
Oh.
ELMO: Oh, hi Uncle Furgus.
PHOEBE: Hi, dad.
FURGUS: Hello.
ELMO: Whoa, that's a big vine.
FURGUS: It is big, isn't it?
You know, I could've sworn I've been cutting this back all day.
Hm.
PHOEBE: Come on.
[BLEATING]
MR. DULL: Ah.
PHOEBE: Here's your table, Mr. Lawnmower.
[BLEATING]
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, hi there.
ELMO: Hi.
PHOEBE: Hi, Cookie Monster.
Uh, this is Mr. Lawnmower.
He's very hungry.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, you come to right place.
Here menu.
Yeah.
ELMO: Oh no, Mr. Lawnmower, don't eat the menu.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, oh.
PHOEBE: It's not for eating, it's for choosing your meal.
[BLEATING]
Oh, he says he wants everything on the menu.
COOKIE MONSTER: Whoa, that big order.
OK, coming right up, Goat.
PHOEBE: Whew.
MR. DULL: Hey, hey, that's my sandwich.
PHOEBE: Oh, sorry, Mr. Dull.
ELMO: Boy, Mr. Lawnmower is really hungry.
PHOEBE: Oh no, now he's eating the tablecloth.
ELMO: Oh, no, Cookie Monster?
PHOEBE: Cookie Monster?
COOKIE MONSTER: Yep, there you have it,
Goat-- everything on menu.
ELMO: Oh.
[SNIFFS]
[BLEATS]
PHOEBE: Oh, he'd like some black pepper, please.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, me have it right here.
Ah, remind me of dinners with me mommy.
[BLEATING]
PHOEBE: Oh, ho ho, dear, well he's still hungry.
He wants more.
ELMO: More?
COOKIE MONSTER: OK, that big problem,
'cause we got no more food in hotel.
PHOEBE: Well, are you sure?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, well, except for cookie.
PHOEBE: Oh.
ELMO: Oh.
COOKIE MONSTER: Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Ah.
Now no more food in hotel.
[BLEATS]
ELMO: Now he's eating the curtain.
PHOEBE: Oh, we-- we need to find him
some food to eat before he eats everything in the dining room.
ELMO: Ah.
PHOEBE: Maybe mom has a sandwich she can give him.
She always has a sandwich right about now.
ELMO: That's a great idea.
PHOEBE: Yeah.
ELMO: Mr. Lawnmower, Mr. Lawnmower?
Sandwich.
MR. LAWNMOWER: Baa.
ELMO: Aw.
This way, this way.
PHOEBE: Come on, come on.
FURGUS: Ha ha.
Oh, finished.
Oh.
FUNELLA: Oh, I don't think so, Furgus.
Look.
FURGUS: Dah!
FUNELLA: This plant is growing everywhere.
This is a problem.
Someone could trip over it.
MR. DULL: Oh.
Ugh.
Hey, should do something about that plant before someone
else trips on it.
FURGUS: Oh yes, uh, I'm on it, Mr. Dull.
Ho ho.
FUNELLA: Oh.
TEA TIME MONSTER: Ding.
TEA TIME MONSTER: Dong.
[LAUGHTER]
FUNELLA: Oh, watch out.
TEA TIME MONSTER: Whoa.
TEA TIME MONSTER: Ow.
[GRUNTING]
TEA TIME MONSTER: Hey, who put that there?
TEA TIME MONSTERS: I don't know.
[SQUABBLING]
FUNELLA: Oh, I am so sorry.
Extra cup of tea for you all?
TEA TIME MONSTERS: Tea time!
FUNELLA: Furgus, you've got to do something about your plant.
FURGUS: I-I'm trying, dear.
[BLEATING]
MR. DULL: Help, this goat's eating my favorite chair.
[BLEATS]
MR. DULL: Shoo.
ELMO: Oh, oh no, now he's eating the table.
[BLEATS]
PHOEBE: Mom, we have a big problem.
Mr. Lawnmower's eating everything in the hotel.
FUNELLA: Everything?
PHOEBE: Yes.
ELMO: Does Auntie Funella have a sandwich
that Mr. Lawnmower can eat?
FUNELLA: Well, I did, but my sandwich disappeared.
Oh no, the goat is eating the hotel.
This is a huge problem.
It's a catastrophe.
[DING]
ALL: [SINGING] It's more than just a slip up, or a mess up,
or a mishap.
A Furchester catastrophe, we need to fix it fast-rophe,
and put it in the past-rophe, this simply cannot last-rophe.
A Furchester catastrophe, the problem is so vast-rophe.
We're really flabbergas-trophied.
Let's ring the bell for plast-rophe.
COOKIE MONSTER: [SINGING] Catastrophe, catastrophe.
ELMO: [SINGING] What a disast-rophe.
ALL: [SINGING] Catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophe,
catastrophe.
It's a disatrophe.
Catastrophe, catastrophe.
It's a cataster-- what a disaster-- it's a catastrophe.
[STEAM WHISTLE]
FUNELLA: How will we ever solve such a huge problem?
How can we stop Mr. Lawnmower from eating the Furchester
Hotel?
PHOEBE: Let's put our furry heads together and think.
ELMO: Ah.
FURGUS: Wait.
[PANTING]
I've got a catastrophe, too.
I can't stop my Speedy Grow vine from growing.
FUNELLA: Oh.
ELMO: Oh, no.
Now the Furchester has two catastrophes.
PHOEBE: We'd better put our furry heads together
and think twice.
ELMO: Yeah.
[MUMBLING]
PHOEBE: Oh, fuzzawubba.
Fuzzawubba.
That gives me a double monster idea.
ELMO: Huh?
PHOEBE: What if we solve one catastrophe with the other?
FUNELLA AND ELMO: Huh?
PHOEBE: Well, we need something to feed Mr. Lawnmower,
and we need to trim the Speedy Grow vine.
ELMO: So we feed the vine to Mr. Lawnmower.
FUNELLA: A double great idea, Phoebe and Elmo.
[GIGGLES]
ELMO: Come on, Phoebe.
PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
ELMO: Oh.
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, Mr. Lawnmower, why don't you
try eating one of our delicious vines?
ELMO: Ah.
[BLEATING]
PHOEBE: Ooh.
ELMO: Uh-huh.
MR. LAWNMOWER: Na-aa, na-aa.
PHOEBE AND ELMO: He doesn't like it.
FURGUS AND FUNELLA: He doesn't like it?
FUNELLA: But he eats anything.
FURGUS: Oh, this is a triple catastrophe.
We're going to have to put our furry heads together and think
again.
ELMO: Oh, Elmo has an idea.
[GIGGLES]
Pepper.
FUNELLA, FURGUS, AND PHOEBE: Pepper?
ELMO: Yeah, Mr. Lawnmower loves pepper.
[BLEATING]
[GIGGLES]
[BLEATING]
PHOEBE: Oh, it's working.
He says it's delicious.
FUNELLA AND FURGUS: Hooray.
FURGUS: All of our problems are solved.
[LAUGHTER]
[BLEATING]
[DING]
FUNELLA: [SINGING] You really can't be going.
Oh, say it isn't true.
FUNELLA AND FURGUS: [SINGING] The Furchester will never
be as furry without you.
We'd like you to stay forever.
FERGUS: [SINGING] Or longer if you can.
FUNELLA AND FURGUS: [SINGING] We put our furry heads together
and came up with this plan.
So.
ELMO AND PHOEBE: [SINGING] Don't check out, don't check out.
FUNELLA AND FURGUS: [SINGING] Please, please, please, please
don't go.
FUNELLA AND FURGUS: [SINGING] No, no, no, no, no.
ELMO AND PHOEBE: [SINGING] Don't check out, don't check out.
FUNELLA AND FURGUS: [SINGING] Please, please, please, please
don't go.
ELMO AND PHOEBE: [SINGING] Don't check out.
COOKIE MONSTER: Don't check out.
ALL: [SINGING] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please,
don't check out.
[CELEBRATING]
Farewell from the Furchester Hotel.