Yay we're being festive
as fuck and I'm so excited.
Christmas!
Honestly i'd pipe.
*laughs* Ooo yum.
Gabbie finds all the funny ones.
Hottt. *laughs*
Ooohh they're already good!
Okay, intro them.
Hi, um, I'm here with Gabbie,
and we read mean tweets last time
and it was really funny
so we're going to read mean tweets again.
So we compiled a bunch of our favorite
mean tweets
and now we're going to read them to each other
and its gonna be the same thing of like gabbie finds all of the good ones, I find all the shitty ones, it's-
No! Yours were funny last time.
One hundred percent hers were a thousand times better though.
"Your stories are almost as fake as your hopes of getting a boyfriend."
Awww, true.
"This video features two different Doritos: the red and the blue.
The sight of either makes me sick because you guys are nasty."
There's a blue Doritos? Oh the package.
This is my favorite because somebody responded to a hate comment with a hate comment.
"Tana only has friends because she's famous."
And somebody responded "She's not even famous, she's trash"
And like friends? Do I even have friends?
"Gabbie only uses clickbait now to get views because she's not funny.
Actually she was and still isn't funny."
Joke's on you, I've always used clickbait because I've never been funny.
True!
"You both have views by telling storytimes, do something interesting with your lives."
I'm gonna clap back really quick.
The reason we have storytimes is because we have interesting lives.
I mean, yes, 100% but I also feel like I could walk down the street and almost die.
True. Like you know what I mean?
She has a new Uber story coming your way.
This is us. Tell me why this is not us right now.
Like oh my god, Gabbie and Tana goals.
Two separate people sent us two separate tweets about being two separate trolls.
I'm depressed. I'm so depressed.
Have we read this one before like in a different way?
"I don't know which is bigger The Gabbie Show's nose or Tana Mongeau's ego."
100% that's like the go-to insult for like people that are almost clever to us.
"When you squint your eyes look like they're growing hair with those falsies."
Like true, bitch.
Without fake eyelashes I'm not - like I wouldn't even have a YouTube career.
Like I'm not- I mean it.
Like I mean it.
"You both dyed your hair to draw attention away from your ugly faces and personalities."
But like too true.
True!
That's too real for me I'm a little uncomfortable.
I hate to admit how much my Instagram engagement went up after I dyed my hair.
Literally, I'm dying mine back tomorrow and I'm like I'm gonna lose all the comments.
"Lowkey both using Shane for views"
I was literally just about to read this one that says "I found both of your channels through Shane.
Which is sad because it means there's someone lower quality than him."
Okay, this is not roasting Shane Dawson.
Yeah, no. Stay the fuck away from Shane.
Like honestly our Social Blades are everything
because of Shane. *both laughing*
Like I owe it all to my Dad,
like thank you dad.
we love you.
"Imagine using Shane Dawson for views and subs."
Like, they won't let it go.
They really mean it, don't they?
Thank you Shane! I appreciate everything you've done for me.
Like dad, we love you.
"If I bought you for what you're worth,
and sell you for what you think you're worth,
I'd be rich."
Wait a minute.
It makes sense to me it's just not that funny. Got it, I got it.
Someone said "The only reason Gabbie gets dates is
her ass." and I don't like see where that's an insult at all.
Like Gabbie's ass is so nice like,
I'd fuck like oh,
thick bitch. Literally today
she was getting something out of the fridge or dishwasher
and I was like "Oh! That ass mommy!
Yes, work, yas yas!"
It's going to bring all the comments up:
"It's not even- Like it doesn't even pop out, it's just wide."
"Am I the only one that give Tana and Gabbie
pity likes on Insta?"
Thank you! So much! Its okay,
one time Petco tried to sue me we moved on.
"I'd be shocked if in this video Tana said something intelligent for once"
You say smart stuff. True. Tana actually can
hold a conversation, she really can. Hehe.
Ha *clicks tongue*.
I wish this was trending.
Please trend "GabbieandTanaAreGross"
Please trend for us. We would be so happy.
We're so thirsty. It's disgusting.
Like trend this hashtag.
"You both dyed you hair to distract other people from
your shameless makeup attempts." *screams*
Tell me why I'm
lookin' cakey as fuck right now.
Tell me why I can't trim my fake eyelash properly.
I hate her,
I hate her. I've done too many in a row but this one's
so good. "Do you know Gabbie and Tana?
The girl that kissed Shane
and the girl that peed on Shane?
Yeah, I know them. *laughs quietly*
"You both dyed your hair to distract you from your
midlife crisis and you are both younger than 30.
More like quarter life crisis.
#GabbieandTanaAreGross"
Um, midlife crisis? I'm not living past 50. Can we
take a minute? Literally, literally 40.
This is our midlife crisis guys.
One hundred percent. "Is your ass jealous of
the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?"
Literally I feel like drama channels have said that
about me. This just says, "Gabbie: fat
thunder thighs. Tana: messed up
nose." *whispers* Messed up nose.
Trueee! Fuck, I got to go.
This one's about you so you read it. "If I had a nickel for
every fake storytime-" Why, why is
this about me? It says your
name.
It literally says your name.
Ohhhh. Okay, okay. I was like
"Gabbie, what the fuck you."
I'm lowkey shading you. *laughs*
"This is about you" and it's like the most general statement
ever and I'm like, "this video is off."
It's about a fake storytime.
Tana, this one's about you. *laughs*
I was like, "well, collab's over."
Like, I got to fucking go.
My eyelash just smooshed into your face.
"You guys always have your boobs out like
sluts?" The whole
beginning of the video we were like-.
Literally, like boobs are views.
"I was pro-life before I met you."
I think I made this joke first actually in
my roast yourself. "You can tell that their storytime
videos are fake by the size of their noses.
#Pinocchio." Wait, wait, wait.
"My fav pic of Tana and Gabbie."
Bitch
I'm shook.
Do you say-? I say shook!
"#TanaandGabbieAreGross
When it's not your first time using this hashtag."
"#TanaandGabbieAreGross
She wants us to roast her but I feel bad enough."
"The Gabbie Show
quit your hanging out with kids and trying
to be trendy." But like, so true.
All my friends are children. Wait.
*snorts* I asked my friend-
"I asked my friend how old both you looked. Tana was apparently
25 and Gabbie was late 30's
I see it.
"I hate when people say The Gabbie Show is their spirit animal,
like potatoes are food, not animals."
*laughing*
"You have a great face for makeup."
If we had a baby.
Fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck. Why is it even-. Look at it's hair.
"Tana's and Gabbie's storytimes
are as fake as their body
confidence." What do you mean? Yeah you're
right. "And people wonder why the saying
'people look like dogs' is
so popular." I got to go.
"Maybe Shane should be y'all's
new manager."
"I don't know which is thicker: Gabbie's thighs or
the amount of makeup Tana puts on."
Hmm.
My heart actually hurts, this one was
way too mean, even for this.
"Gabbie didn't go back home for Thanksgiving
because her family realized how much she sucked."
Ouch guys. Honestly-
You know that's the truth. *laughs*
Alright guys, that was reading mean
tweets. Just beyond true. No like,
why the fuck would you look at the camera
and be present? Alright guys,
we read mean tweets. Mediocre, dislike, like lol.
Subscribe to "The Gabbie Show"
or whatever.
As I'm like, deprecating, she's like
happily self promoting. Bopped me in my face.
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I just hate you. I can't-
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