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-What up?
You´re watching "NBD," a show where we
talk about things that are no big deal, so...
That´s what "NBD" stands for -- it´s the name of the show,
"No Big Deal."
I´m Casey.
I created the show, and I host it.
I also have my own podcast. No big deal.
Anyway, let´s bring out my first guest.
We could´ve dated, but we didn´t.
No big deal. Please welcome Cassie.
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-H-i-i-i-i-i-i-i. -H-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey.
How´s it going, Cass?
-It´s good.
I saw Pink at the Apple Store today.
We made eye contact. No big deal.
-I actually sat in front of her at "Hamilton" last week.
I had front-row tickets. No big deal.
-Oh, well, I actually know Lin-Manuel from spin class,
so it´s no big deal. -Oh.
-I used to spin back when it was popular four years ago,
but now I just train for marathons.
No big deal.
-Oh. Oh, my doctor says that´s bad for your knees,
and my doctor´s Dr. Oz, so no big deal.
-Okay, let´s get to our first segment.
´S called "You Had To Be There."
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Cassie?
-I had the best Acai bowl yesterday.
It had bananas, berries, granola, acai,
and it was a-a-a-a-a-amazing.
But I guess you had to be there.
-I had an aca-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-i
bowl, as well, and the cashier was like,
"Do you want bee pollen in it?"
And I was like, "Yes. Wait, no.
I don´t want bee pollen in my aca-i-i-i-i."
And we both laughed. I guess you had to be there.
-I got the massage thing this morning.
Swedish, deep tish, 90 minutes.
My masseuse Anders hit every pressure point,
and I was like, "Ahh, this is so good.
Anders take me away. I´m on like cloud 10.
That´s one higher than cloud nine,
which I´ve also been to. No big deal."
Guess you had to be there.
-I got the massage thing, too,
and I could see my masseuse´s little feet through the hole...
in the table, and I was like,
"Where do you get your nails done?"
And she was like, "I get them done here at night,
but I guess you have to be here,"
but I already was, so we laughed about it,
and I guess you had to be there.
-[ Laughing ]
I´m crying. No big deal.
-Let´s move on to our round of "OMG or NBD."
This is where we decide if something is...
-OMG...
-Or NBD.
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-Me first.
The "Minecraft" castle that Chad built.
-Mm. NBD -- I´ve seen better.
-Yeah, NBD.
-My turn. Nut milk.
-OMG.
-Total OMG.
-Okay, a bowl full of balls.
-NBD. -NBD.
-"La Croy."
-NBD. -NBD.
-"La Cwah."
-OMG.
-I have a case of La Croix at my summer home.
No big deal.
-Well, I actually have La Croix on tap at the summer home
I go to when I have to get away from my summer home.
No big deal.
-I actually have like 10 kegs of La Croix on my boat,
and we hook it up to hoses
and have a La Croix water-gun fight,
and it´s all good because...
it all goes back into the ocean,
so it´s environmentally friendly, so no big deal.
I´m actually getting an award from PETA, and it´s pretty cool.
I´m gonna have to go to the top of a mountain
to accept the award, and an eagle´s gonna give it to me.
That´s all the time we have for "NBD."
Join me next time when my guest will be the Dalai Lama.
No big deal.
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