>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR
COMING BACK TO SEE US, WE LOVE TESTIFY REE TIME YOU ARE HERE,
I'M THRILLED ARE YOU BOTH HERE TOGETHER.
NOW CRIST YOUR WIFE, YOU HAVE HAD BIG TURNING POINTS IN YOUR
LIFE, YOUR WIFE JUST HAD A BIG BIRTHDAY.
>> SHE OLD, SHE OLD, SHE OLD, SHE 40 NOW.
YEAH.
>> James: SHE TURNED 40, DID YOU DO SOMETHING ROMANTIC TO
CELEBRATE?
>> WHAT WE DID IN A SENSE, AND IN A WAY WE DISN, WE DID A LOT
OF CELEBRATING BUT ON THE DAY ITSELF WE HAPPENED TO HAVE OUR
GREEN CARD INTERVIEWS.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> SO WE SPENT MOST OF THE DAY AT CITY HALL LOOKING AT IS
MASSIVE PHOTOS OF DONALD TRUMP EVERYWHERE.
>> James: THEY ARE RATE THERE, THERE IS LOTS OF THEM, HAVE I
BEEN DOWN THERE, YEAH.
>> IT'S A LOT.
>> James: IT'S A LOT.
>> I'M NOT SAYING IS HE NOT A HANDSOME MAN, OF COURSE, BUT
HE'S VERY SMILEY IN THE PHOTOS.
>> James: IS HE, HE IS LIKE THIS.
>> IT'S A LOT, ISN'T IT.
>> James: YEAH.
>> AND IT OCCURRED TO ME, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL I
SAW THESE EXTRAORDINARY SMILING PHOTO THATION LOOK LIKE THEY
WERE TAKEN AT MCDONALD'S' DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT IT OCCURRED
TO ME THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD HIM LAUGH.
>> James: YES.
>> OH, WOW.
>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THE MAN LAUGH.
CAN ANYBODY SAY-- AND.
>> James: ARE YOU RIGHT, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM EVEN HAVE A
CHUCK EL.
, LIKE I HAVE NEVER-- WE HAVE OWN SEEM HIM THINK SOMETHING IS
FUNNY BUT HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM GO HA HA.
>> I CAN ONLY PRESEUM HE'S NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY WORK.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP'S LAUGH SOUNDS
LIKE, GET READY, KAL, I'M COMING TO YOU, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT
SOUNDS LIKE.
>>LILLYLY.
>> James: KL, WHAT DO YOU RECKON.
>> James: I THINK HE IS ONE OF THESE, I THINK HE GUESS HA HA HA
D HA HA, KALK YOU WORKED IN THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER OBAMA, CAN YOU
NOT PUT A CALL IN WITH HIM, CAN HE HELP, CRIST AND HIS WIFE GET
THESE GREEN CARDS EXPEDITEDDED.
>> HE HAD A WHOLE BIRTH CERTIFICATE THING.
I DON'T THINK THINK HE CAN HELP ANYBODY.
BUT WORKING FOR HIM, WE HAD THE OPPOSITE PROBLEM, ACTUALLY,
WHERE PEOPLE KNOW HE IS SO GRE GARIOUS AND WOULD SMILE SO MUCH
THAT IF PEOPLE KNEW WERE YOU WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY
WOULD INVITE OBAMA TO ALL SORTS OF RANDOM THINGS.
THEY WOULD SORT OF BRO, BRO, MY GIRLFRIEND'S SISTER HAS GOT HER
SWEET 16, YOU GOT TO BRING MICHELLE, BRO, BINGE MICHELLE,
YOU GT TO COME THROUGH.
LIKE HAVING PEOPLE, I LA I WOULD LIKE OBAMA TO STOP BY.
I UNDERSTAND HE SEEMS LOOK A VERY GRE GARIOUS GUY, AND HE IS,
BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO COME TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SWEET 16.
>> I HAVE SEEN THAT GUY THOUGH, NOT FOR OBAMA BUT I WAS ACTUALLY
FOR DAWN'S 40th I MADE THIS BIG VIDEO THING AND HI LIKE
PEOPLE WISHING HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND WHATEVER, AND I WAS
LIKE HOW DO I GET TO BEYONCE.
BECAUSE I MEAN REALLY THAT'S THE ONLY, AND I TRIED ALL-- I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT-- YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN IN WITH BEYONCE.
BUT ANYWAY YOU ARE TRAYING TO WORK IT OUT.
>> NO, I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD BE ABLE TO.
>> MOSTLY THINKING DWR WASN'T I ASKED TO BE IN YOUR VIDEO.
>> .
>> MOSTLY I'M LIKE, MOSTLY I'M LIKE WELL, YOU HAD A VIDEO WHICH
MEANS I DOUBT YOU JUST PLAYED IT FOR HER WHICH MEANS YOU AND DAWN
HAD A PARTY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME AND MY WIFE, I'M LIKE-- THIS IS
BULL [BLEEP], THIS IS BULL [BLEEP], ALL I'M HEARING IS MY
OWN REJECTION.
>> WE WERE IN LONDON.
>> James: I'M FROM LONDON.
I'M ABSOLUTELY KIDDING.
>> WE MANAGED TO GET A COUPLE OF SPICE GIRLS.
>> James: OH, NICE, THAT'S GREAT.
>> WHICH SPICE GIRLS.
>> WE GOT BABY AND SPORTY.
>> James: THERE YOU GO TOO.
>> WHICH WAS TOUGH.
>> James: THAT IS REALLY IS, THAT IS FANTASTIC.