- WE'RE BACK WITH ELLIE GOULDING.
NOW, HERE'S-- YOU DON'T OWN A CAT,
BUT YOU POST PICTURES OF CATS EVERY SINGLE--
EVERY INSTAGRAM I'VE SEEN IS A CAT.
- YEAH. PRETTY MUCH.
- AND WHAT IS THE-- WHEN DID THAT START,
AND WHAT REASON IS THAT?
- I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
I FOUND--I TYPED IN--
I TYPED IN "CAT TAKING A SELFIE."
- I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT CAT, AND LOOK AT THAT.
- AND I FOUND...
[audience cooing]
AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I WAS POSTING
A LOT OF SELFIES AND...YEAH.
- LOOK AT THAT. HILARIOUS.
- AND I LOVE IT. I'M OBSESSED NOW.
ABSOLUTELY-- I NEVER THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WAS GONNA POST PHOTOS OF A LOT OF ANIMALS,
AND NOW I AM.
- NOW YOU ARE. - I'M CATWOMAN.
I AM CATWOMAN. - YOU'RE CATWOMAN.
AND YOU'RE WEARING A FANTASTIC CAT SWEATSHIRT.
- ESPECIALLY. I'M NOT EVEN ASHAMED.
I LOVE IT. - YEAH.
- AND I'M GONNA WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.
[cheers and applause]
- DON'T BE ASHAMED.
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS IN THE NEWS.
YOU'VE GOT SO MANY BOYFRIENDS, DON'T YOU?
- YES, APPARENTLY. - YEAH.
- YEAH.
- NIALL IS YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW.
- NIALL APPARENTLY IS MY BOYFRIEND.
ED SHEERAN IS APPARENTLY...
- ED SHEERAN WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND BEFORE.
- YES.
- NIALL, JEREMY.
- YES, YES.
- JEREMY, AND THEN...
- HE WAS AN ACTUAL BOYFRIEND.
- OH, HE WAS AN ACTUAL BOYFRIEND.
- HE WAS A REAL ACTUAL BOYFRIEND, YEAH.
- AND NOW DO YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL BOYFRIEND AT THIS MOMENT?
- NO, I DON'T-- I DON'T HAVE A REAL BOYFRIEND AT THE MOMENT.
- NO. ARE YOU TRAVELING TOO MUCH?
- YEAH, I'M TRAVELING A LOT.
I'M JUST-- I WAS ON THE BRUNO MARS TOUR
FOR 2 1/2 MONTHS, WHICH WAS AWESOME, BUT--
- WHAT A GREAT CONCERT, THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER.
- YES, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
AND THEN I'VE JUST BEEN TOURING, DOING SHOWS.
IT DOESN'T REALLY STOP, SO I DON'T HAVE TIME...
- FOR A BOYFRIEND. - FOR A BOYFRIEND.
NOT ANYMORE.
- THERE'S ALWAYS CATS.
- EXACTLY. I THINK THAT'S WHAT--
I THINK THAT'S WHERE IT'S COME FROM.
I NEED TO GET A CAT DESPERATELY.
- THEY FILL THAT NEED. - EXACTLY.
- JUST CUTE PICTURES OF CATS.
AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
I MEAN, I CAN TELL YOU.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOUR VOICE.
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC.
SO EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE, IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
- AWW... - SO I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I REALLY DO. I JUST THINK YOU'RE...
- I'M VERY, VERY HOT AND RED.
- I REALLY DO.
AND YOU HAVE A TALENT THAT I'M GONNA PUT TO GOOD USE,
BECAUSE WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH,
AND SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU STAND ON YOUR HEAD,
BECAUSE YOU CAN,
AND JC PENNEY WILL GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR 10,000--
WELL, NOT YOU. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYTHING.
[laughter]
EXCEPT--
- THIS IS WHY I NEED TO BE CAREFUL
WHAT I POST ON INSTAGRAM,
BECAUSE I POSTED A PHOTO DOING A HEADSTAND...
- OF YOU STANDING ON YOUR HEAD.
- AND NOW I'M REGRETTING IT SLIGHTLY.
BUT BECAUSE IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE...
- AND THAT'S AN IMPRESSIVE THING.
NOW, YOU'RE SAYING-- IT LOOKS LIKE
SOME DRINKING WAS INVOLVED RIGHT BEFOREHAND,
BECAUSE THERE'S SOME ALCOHOL ON THE COUNTER.
- THAT ACTUALLY MAY BE SO.
YEAH, BUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT.
- AND YET YOU'RE STILL BALANCING PERFECTLY.
I'M GONNA BE THERE TO CATCH YOU IN CASE YOU FALL OVER.
- I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE THERE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- IT TOOK A FEW GOES TO GET THAT ONE.
- ALL RIGHT. - YES.
- WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A YOGA MAT TO PUT YOUR HEAD ON
SO THAT YOU'RE NOT ON SISAL.
- MAYBE I'LL...
OKAY.
- AND THEN I'M HERE IF YOU FALL OVER.
- OKAY, LET'S SEE.
- AND THEN WE BOTH GO THAT WAY.
[laughter]
- OKAY.
[cheers and applause]
- YOU STAY THERE FOR, LIKE, A HALF HOUR.
30 MINUTES.
- OH!
[laughter]
I DID REALLY GOOD.
- THAT'S $10,000
FOR THE BREAST CANCER RESEARCH FOUNDATION.
I WANT TO THANK AMY POEHLER AND ELLIE GOULDING.
SPECIAL THANKS TO JOEY FATONE.
I'LL SEE YOU.
OH, YOU CAN SEE HIM ON "MY FAMILY RECIPE ROCKS"
ON THE LIVE WELL NETWORK.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. BYE-BYE.
[cheers and applause]